So Is 'Bin Laden' The M'Fuggin' Man? - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 06-03-2004, 02:21 AM

They still ain't caught this dude. He's escaped 5 armies, collapsed the former Soviets, brought the U.S. almost to an economic collapse and still puts out regular messages to his growing army of malcontents.

If he doesn't get captured will it make him more an icon than he is or if he does get killed will it make him a martyr?

Do you think the U.S. forces will ever capture Bin Laden or will it be some foreign traffic cop or something?

EviLGuY · 06-03-2004, 02:25 AM

That guy has 3 four leafed clovers jammed up his tall bony ass thats for sure.

It makes the US and Bush look like ineffectual idiots when they can't nail this guy.

TheFrog · 06-03-2004, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
That guy has 3 four leafed clovers jammed up his tall bony ass thats for sure.

It makes the US and Bush look like ineffectual idiots when they can't nail this guy.

people are so naive, if they wanted to find him they would have- hes sure as hell not in afghanistan. Hes in Saudi Arabia

kowntafit · 06-03-2004, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by TheFrog
people are so naive, if they wanted to find him they would have- hes sure as hell not in afghanistan. Hes in Saudi Arabia

I can't help but think the same about you. Why are you wasting your time on GFY? Tell them where he is and you won't ever have to work again.

Edguy! · 06-03-2004, 02:34 AM

He made hundreds of clones of himself. Like Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons.

=^..^= · 06-03-2004, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by TheFrog
people are so naive, if they wanted to find him they would have

Exactly - after all the flew private jets around just hours after the 9/11 attack to get his family out of the US when airspace was closed to everyone else.
This guy gets all the perks
he's livin it up right now - garaunteed

Roger · 06-03-2004, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by Greg B
They still ain't caught this dude. He's escaped 5 armies, collapsed the former Soviets, brought the U.S. almost to an economic collapse and still puts out regular messages to his growing army of malcontents.

If he doesn't get captured will it make him more an icon than he is or if he does get killed will it make him a martyr?

Do you think the U.S. forces will ever capture Bin Laden or will it be some foreign traffic cop or something?

Could be his CIA training. What's for sure is that he had the whole thing planned and went into hiding on 9/11. He can also hurt the US with small attacks against oil companies in Saudi Arabia. As long as there's war, violence and terror, Ben Laden is happy.

Ben Laden is a tall guy and he stands out from the crowd, weird that nobody catched him. I think he'll die before getting captured. He's got some lung problem and according to some french agency who analyzes his audio tapes, he breathes a lot before talking.

EviLSuperstaR · 06-03-2004, 04:26 AM

He also has a kidney problem that needs constant treatment. Perhaps Bush can ask their longtime business friends the Bin Laden family how Osama is doing nowadays? Sure, they know.

Greg B · 06-03-2004, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by Edguy!
He made hundreds of clones of himself. Like Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons.

BWAHHHAAA!!!! "Captain Scarlet" !!! That was a cool as fuck tv show! Everyday he would get blown up or run over by a truck or laser beamed and he would come back and kick Captain Black and the Mysteron's asses! Cool theme song too.

m00d · 06-03-2004, 09:09 AM

they need to get the student loan people after him
they will find him

mardigras · 06-03-2004, 10:05 AM

Bin Laden was always so into publicity that I refuse to believe he hasn't been able to get his hands on a video camera in the past 3 years to send rallying messages to be played on al jazeera. He's either dead or too terribly disfigured to appear on a camera.

Those audio tapes are believed by some experts to possibly be by his brother.

Greg B · 06-03-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by m00d
they need to get the student loan people after him
they will find him

You can say that again!

Just submit 'Osama Bin Laden' to the credit card company collections, the Social Services offices as a deadbeat dad and they would find his ass faster than the stink on his own shit.

I'm surprised that no two-bit floozy hasn't claimed he's the father of her child and appeared on 'Montel' or 'Oprah' or one of them man-hatin' talk shows.

Screaming · 06-03-2004, 10:07 AM

there is no denying he is a brilliant man, and one of the most evil which makes it twice as bad

cherrylula · 06-03-2004, 10:07 AM

Maybe he is Super Osama and has a cape.

Bush sort of reminds me of a retarded Joker.

YentaGirl · 06-03-2004, 10:10 AM

He will probably get captured by a NYC Meter Beater Lady ticketing his car for an over due parking meter.

stev0 · 06-03-2004, 10:14 AM

I think secretly Bush likes to take it up the bum from that big tall Afghan.

stev0 · 06-03-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by Greg B

I'm surprised that no two-bit floozy hasn't claimed he's the father of her child and appeared on 'Montel' or 'Oprah' or one of them man-hatin' talk shows.

hahaha, that would be hillarious

Radik · 06-03-2004, 10:19 AM

Raise the reward someone will rat..

sid275 · 06-03-2004, 10:23 AM

there can be no doubt about it, hes fuckin dead

loverboy · 06-03-2004, 10:27 AM

anyone knows how many BILLIONS of US tax payers money spent just to capture/kill this guy?

grumpy · 06-03-2004, 10:28 AM

Wouldnt suprise me that a month before the election they catch him.

stev0 · 06-03-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by sid275
there can be no doubt about it, hes fuckin dead

Nah, he's still sending messages... he'll be dead soon though. The guys nearly 80 and still trekking through the mountians.

loverboy · 06-03-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Radik
Raise the reward someone will rat..

his own men will try to betray him, just what happened to Sadam.. though he was robbed of the reward money

mardigras · 06-03-2004, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by loverboy
anyone knows how many BILLIONS of US tax payers money spent just to capture/kill this guy?

Nothing a few more shut down VA hospitals and Head Start programs won't cover.

BeHeadR · 06-03-2004, 06:46 PM

Hes living it up somewhere noway in hell that we couldn't find this guy. Anyway it doesn't really matter anymore because 1,000 more bin ladens have popped up becasue of Iraq

Greg B · 06-03-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Nothing a few more shut down VA hospitals and Head Start programs won't cover.

You just hit my raw nerve!!! Veteran's rights!

I can't believe how much bullshit the feds give our own veterans about how much it costs to tend to them after all they've done, but we can spend umpteen billions fucking up shit and creating more veterans who'll need help. Not to mention their families who can't make ends meet.

It pisses me off no end about this shit. We give more money to other people's armies than we do to our own veterans.

So I don't wanna hear that rah-rah Bush bullshit when our own are in need.

smokingdawn · 06-03-2004, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by grumpy
Wouldnt suprise me that a month before the election they catch him.

Exactly!

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Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	So Is 'Bin Laden' The M'Fuggin' Man? They still ain't caught this dude. He's escaped 5 armies, collapsed the former Soviets, brought the U.S. almost to an economic collapse and still puts out regular messages to his growing army of malcontents. If he doesn't get captured will it make him more an icon than he is or if he does get killed will it make him a martyr? Do you think the U.S. forces will ever capture Bin Laden or will it be some foreign traffic cop or something?

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mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Bin Laden was always so into publicity that I refuse to believe he hasn't been able to get his hands on a video camera in the past 3 years to send rallying messages to be played on al jazeera. He's either dead or too terribly disfigured to appear on a camera. Those audio tapes are believed by some experts to possibly be by his brother. __________________ .

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	That guy has 3 four leafed clovers jammed up his tall bony ass thats for sure. It makes the US and Bush look like ineffectual idiots when they can't nail this guy.

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EviLSuperstaR Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Right next to you Posts: 804	He also has a kidney problem that needs constant treatment. Perhaps Bush can ask their longtime business friends the Bin Laden family how Osama is doing nowadays? Sure, they know.

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m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	they need to get the student loan people after him they will find him

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Maybe he is Super Osama and has a cape. Bush sort of reminds me of a retarded Joker.

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YentaGirl Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 156	He will probably get captured by a NYC Meter Beater Lady ticketing his car for an over due parking meter.

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stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	I think secretly Bush likes to take it up the bum from that big tall Afghan.

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sid275 So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 396	there can be no doubt about it, hes fuckin dead

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loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	anyone knows how many BILLIONS of US tax payers money spent just to capture/kill this guy?

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BeHeadR Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 1,152	Hes living it up somewhere noway in hell that we couldn't find this guy. Anyway it doesn't really matter anymore because 1,000 more bin ladens have popped up becasue of Iraq __________________ ICQ 40402622 The only sig on GFY without spam!