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What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
"Hey ya'll, watch this!" |
No, I'm not black, but this was told to me by my ex girlfriend who is, who heard it from one of her students...
Q: What is long and hard on an 18 year old black man... A: Second Grade |
icelantic food origionated out of a dare
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Whats the difference between a city zoo and a country zoo?
In a city zoo, all the animal cages have a sign with the animals' scientific name and the animals' common name. In the country zoo, all the cages have a sign with the animals' common name and a recipe. I know, they're lame, shoot me..... |
What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
In the end, someone always loses a trailer. |
What do you call a Greek w/ 500 girlfriends?
A shepard |
Joke I saw in a movie by some rednecks:
Q: What would they have called "The Flintstones" if the cast was all black? A: "The ******s" |
Q: Whats really long, black and smells?
A: The unemployment line. |
Im English, So I am adding this one!
An Englishman, a Cuban, a Japanese and a Pakistani were all on a train. The Cuban threw a fine Havana cigar out of the window, explaining: ?They are 10 a penny in my country?. The Japanese threw out a Nikon camera, adding ?These are 10 a penny in my country?. The Englishman then picked up the Pakistani and threw him out, telling the others: ?They are 10 a penny in my country?.? |
evelyne... are you a redneck?
just curious:Graucho |
Question from a viewer to French TV-Channel:
- is it true that italian men fuck sheeps? French TV: it to sencetive... we'll ask italian TV Italian TV: Yes, it's true. If not there would be no spain... |
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I had to spend a year in Kansas and it was hell on my california roots. Generally, no, I am not a red neck, but I do know what 'colder than 20 chickens' means. And I like drinkin my moonshine while shitten in the outhouse with my crusty old 1972 issue of playboy! |
Keep the jokes coming! I need a laugh!
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You know you are white trash when...
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. And heres one that isn't of my race, but since it seems everyone is lighthearted in this thread: Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem? Cats kept burying the baby black kids. |
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Did you hear about the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a car?
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. |
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WHAT TO YOU CALL 3 CHINESSE PEOPLE 3 SPANISHND AND 3 BLACK PEOPLE STANDING IN A LINE
SPRINKER SYSTEM CHINK CHINK CHINK SPIC SPIC SPIC NlGGGGGR NlGGGR NlGGGGGR |
why do birds fly upside-down over mexico?
cuz there's nothing worth shitting on. why don't mexicans BBQ? cuz the beans fall through the grill. |
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great episode :thumbsup |
what was the most commonly heard question on the 'million man march'?
are you my dad? what was the most common answer? no, he's in prison. ---------------------------- |
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