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GonZo 06-01-2004 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Does anybody watch "Design On A Dime" on HGTV? There is a fat red-headed guy who piddles around with buidling things for this design show. He looks like GONZO. Big fat belly, always scurring around trying to look important.

Did you dye your hair, red, Gonzo, to take on a new job anonymously because you knew your Oprano job was to go bye-bye this month?

I'm sure you can find work in the security business since you are such an expert stalker and lurker. Was that you I saw in the Marina wearing a Michael Jackson mask and an Albertson's jacket?

Charlie Daniels take note...

Your predicatble as usual...as well accurate too...

My hair is brown.

MicroChick 06-01-2004 08:04 PM

CD, there have been ugly and beautiful pictures posted of me for years. I prefer the ugly/gross ones because then webmasters don't pester me.

Do you go to any of the shows? If so, we may meet and you can judge for yourself. How about San Diego? If you are going, email me at: [email protected]

MicroChick 06-01-2004 08:09 PM

Mary, I don't know you. Peaches will admit she is a board whore. Jesus, the numbers tell the story. Peaches lives in a cabin isolated from the world. Her only source of information is the bullshit she reads on the boards.

I have offered to introduce her to my goodlooking brother, but she holds back because she said she prefers women.

Mary, she needs all the friends she can find, so stay loyal to her.

Pipecrew 06-01-2004 08:22 PM

As someone not involved in any of this, It seems aparent that Confucy hates her life.

MicroChick 06-01-2004 08:57 PM

Pipecrew, the last time I checked, my life looked pretty damn good. All you have to do is check the daily news, and you realize just how good we all have it in the US compared to the rest of the world.

We should be spending our time trying to save the VA hospitals which are being closed down all over the US. We need to make sure that the Vets receive excellent medical care when they return from Iraq with injuries.

The boards are just SHOWTIME !! Pure escapism from the real world. Don't you worry your little brain about my life. Concentrate on yours.

Peaches 06-01-2004 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
As someone not involved in any of this, It seems aparent that Confucy hates her life.
BINGO! :thumbsup

It's amazing how easy it is to figure her out. :)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-01-2004 09:02 PM

Confucy don't hate her life she has been one of those types that just speak her mind.

Sigh...
Why do ties always go back to PK...

The riddle continues on.

What is...

The Confucy.

Peaches 06-01-2004 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Confuce, is that really you in that pic? Sorry, I'm a bit out of the loop on what the joke is or isn't here, and I've sort of always pictured you as a sort of a half pornstar - half brainiac with glasses sort of chick, 35-ish or therebouts, and secretly very hot of course, possibly part Asian.

I definitely don't want my fantasy you jeopardized here. :D

Yes, CD, that is Confucy :) She finally pushed someone too far who hired a PI to follow her (well, keep an eye on her because she never left her apartment). The PI then dressed up as an Albertson's delivery man in order to serve her with legal papers since she was refusing to open the door to the process server. While there, after getting verification from her as to who she was, he snapped a picture.

Don't worry about ever running in to her at a show - she's never been to one and will never go to one. :thumbsup

Peaches 06-01-2004 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mary34d
don't call peaches that...call me that if u like!!! but peaches is the sweetest person around.
LOL, Mary, we are about as opposite as two people can be and we still love each other :thumbsup

MicroChick 06-01-2004 09:41 PM

Peaches, you are so full of lies and hate. Has anyone seen the recent pictures of sweet little Miss Georgia? She looks like she has had her face in too many peach pies.

Peaches is a woman who will believe anything on the boards as long as it fits her agenda. If she loves you because you are nice to her, she will believe any shit you send her way. If you are hated by her, she will follow you and stalk the be-Jesus out of you.

Peaches is my biggest fan. I love you, my plump little fat ass friend. PEACE BE WITH YOU!

Peaches 06-01-2004 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Peaches, you are so full of lies and hate. Has anyone seen the recent pictures of sweet little Miss Georgia? She looks like she has had her face in too many peach pies.

Peaches is a woman who will believe anything on the boards as long as it fits her agenda. If she loves you because you are nice to her, she will believe any shit you send her way. If you are hated by her, she will follow you and stalk the be-Jesus out of you.

Peaches is my biggest fan. I love you, my plump little fat ass friend. PEACE BE WITH YOU!

LOL! "I yam who I yam" :) And currently, that's a rotund little butterball :thumbsup But at least I'm not so embarrassed of what I look like that I stay cooped up all day and all night. How were those pictures taken? Because I was out and about meeting, mingling and doing business, not afraid to show my face in public :1orglaugh

I don't hate anyone on this board. Never have. And I've had arguments with many here and in person whom I consider friends. They have taught me through their prospective and I hope they learn something from me :) That's not the same as the sickness you have imposing yourself and your illness into an industry that you have no affiliation with just because you've been booted from so many other message boards. :(

You started this when you attacked Michael in his PC thread. And ONCE AGAIN when you start getting back what you dish out, you cry "foul", lol! :1orglaugh

MicroChick 06-01-2004 10:17 PM

Peaches, Mikey has been a bad boy. He has been taking swipes at me on Oprano when I'm not there to hit back. Do you see me starting threads here or on Oprano about Mikey? NO!

Peaches, I have never seen you attack anyone whom you thought could do you any harm. For some reason, you are very unhappy. You fight with your mother, you fight with your son, & you put down the men in your life. Since I call you on these points, you have followed me around for years to spread lies and hate about me.

I do wish you some happiness in your life. I do give you some credit for appearing in public after you have let yourself go! Most women would lose weight and comb their hair. But you, my peaches, just look like hell and don't take a second to get an *extreme makeover!* I have given your name to ABC and requested that they contact you as soon as possible. Please don't turn them down. You deserve to look your best if you are going to remain in pornography.

Next year, I expect you to be ready to run for Miss GFY.:thumbsup

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-01-2004 10:19 PM

Cool...

I am watching girls piss!

Its very much like man piss!:thumbsup

MicroChick 06-01-2004 10:27 PM

No, Alien, this isn't real piss because if I allowed myself to be the true *confucy board warrior,* poor peaches would be pissing in her pants. I have not researched Miss Peaches. She doesn't interest me enough to waste my time checking on her. She is an open book. She lives alone...she is very lonely...she eats to get rid of her depression...I truly feel sorry for her.

There was a time when she was a friendly lady. Gradually, I noticed she was posting more and more, and her posts were becoming like those of her mentor, Serge. She was becoming bitter and unhappy.

POOR PITIFUL PEACHES.

As Art Bell would say, "let us have a global ring of love for PPP (Poor Pitiful Peaches)"

One - Two - Three ---Everyone wish Peaches love and healing. Out with the hate! In with the love & hugs!

Alien, if you want to see a true pissing match, check out KB and Rick Latona.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...pagen umber=1

GonZo 06-01-2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Peaches, Mikey has been a bad boy. He has been taking swipes at me on Oprano when I'm not there to hit back. Do you see me starting threads here or on Oprano about Mikey? NO!

Peaches, I have never seen you attack anyone whom you thought could do you any harm. For some reason, you are very unhappy. You fight with your mother, you fight with your son, & you put down the men in your life. Since I call you on these points, you have followed me around for years to spread lies and hate about me.

I do wish you some happiness in your life. I do give you some credit for appearing in public after you have let yourself go! Most women would lose weight and comb their hair. But you, my peaches, just look like hell and don't take a second to get an *extreme makeover!* I have given your name to ABC and requested that they contact you as soon as possible. Please don't turn them down. You deserve to look your best if you are going to remain in pornography.

Next year, I expect you to be ready to run for Miss GFY.:thumbsup

Let me see if I can help you with your Oprano quandry in the last few days.

PersianKitty 06-02-2004 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
Confucy don't hate her life she has been one of those types that just speak her mind.

Sigh...
Why do ties always go back to PK...

The riddle continues on.

What is...

The Confucy.

huh??

MicroChick 06-02-2004 12:37 AM

Alien, I think you are referring to the times when Serge said I was either Persian Kitty, Asia Carrera, Gary Kremen, or Lee Noga. Those mystery days are over.

I take those references as being positive. I had said some nice things about those four people, whom I believe, have been leaders in porn. Serge thought there must be some connection if I were mentioning their names. I love you, Serge, even though you have a very evil side.

I'll ask Art Bell to do a *ring of love* for you, too.:angel

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-02-2004 12:42 AM

There is nothing here PersianKittyK:)
Just me shooting my mouth off.
Sorry to wake you up:1orglaugh


"Alien, I think you are referring to the times when Serge said I was either Persian Kitty, Asia Carrera, Gary Kremen, or Lee Noga. Those mystery days are over."

Well even I knew ya were none of those:1orglaugh

But whats PK Ventures?
Then Host at Ghandi.Net?

Oh never mind its not important really.

Well my 2 Cents about MikeAI, he is a good guy in my book, it would take a few things to change that opinion of em and I do not think they will happen.

MicroChick 06-02-2004 01:00 AM

Alien, I have many domain names. Some are setting on the servers of PK Ventures or some such name. I haven't been keeping track lately.

Regarding Mikey, he has always had mixed feelings where I'm concerned. First he loves me, then he hates me. Then he is amused, and then he is bored. Since his business interests are not doing so well and Oprano is about to close down, he is taking out his frustration on me. Unlike Serge, Mikey doesn't have the killer instinct, and he cannot continue his rage against me for long.

He felt I was missing the old Oprano fights, so he started this thread to make me feel at home. He doesn't realize that I have become a new *confucy* and I don't enjoy going for the jugular like in the past.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-02-2004 01:20 AM

Well its good to see some familer names, as ya know I tend to be a one board guy...

So call me an AssHat for jumping in:1orglaugh

Peace I am done for the night. :sleep

MicroChick 06-02-2004 01:29 AM

Goodnight, Alien.

I know your background, and I know you are a survivor. We had our share of disagreements on the old unthreaded Netpond. At least we were adults and could put our differences behind us. No lawsuits and no nonsence.

Maybe Mikey can use your designer skills with his purecash.

To quote your old boss, PEACE OUT

Peaches 06-02-2004 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Peaches, Mikey has been a bad boy. He has been taking swipes at me on Oprano when I'm not there to hit back. Do you see me starting threads here or on Oprano about Mikey? NO!

Peaches, I have never seen you attack anyone whom you thought could do you any harm. For some reason, you are very unhappy. You fight with your mother, you fight with your son, & you put down the men in your life. Since I call you on these points, you have followed me around for years to spread lies and hate about me.

I do wish you some happiness in your life. I do give you some credit for appearing in public after you have let yourself go! Most women would lose weight and comb their hair. But you, my peaches, just look like hell and don't take a second to get an *extreme makeover!* I have given your name to ABC and requested that they contact you as soon as possible. Please don't turn them down. You deserve to look your best if you are going to remain in pornography.

Next year, I expect you to be ready to run for Miss GFY.:thumbsup



Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
No, Alien, this isn't real piss because if I allowed myself to be the true *confucy board warrior,* poor peaches would be pissing in her pants. I have not researched Miss Peaches. She doesn't interest me enough to waste my time checking on her. She is an open book. She lives alone...she is very lonely...she eats to get rid of her depression...I truly feel sorry for her.

There was a time when she was a friendly lady. Gradually, I noticed she was posting more and more, and her posts were becoming like those of her mentor, Serge. She was becoming bitter and unhappy.

POOR PITIFUL PEACHES.

As Art Bell would say, "let us have a global ring of love for PPP (Poor Pitiful Peaches)"

One - Two - Three ---Everyone wish Peaches love and healing. Out with the hate! In with the love & hugs!

Alien, if you want to see a true pissing match, check out KB and Rick Latona.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...pagen umber=1

Do you think if you keep saying it enough times it will magically become true? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 06-02-2004 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
CD, there have been ugly and beautiful pictures posted of me for years.
Really? Then there should be no problem for someone to post a few links to those, right?

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I prefer the ugly/gross ones because then webmasters don't pester me.
Your reasoning seems sound on this point. I can think of several dozen GFY horndogs who would avalanche you with emails and ICQ's if they were to ever get a look at my 'fantasy you'.

CDSmith 06-02-2004 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Yes, CD, that is Confucy :) She finally pushed someone too far who hired a PI to follow her (well, keep an eye on her because she never left her apartment). The PI then dressed up as an Albertson's delivery man in order to serve her with legal papers since she was refusing to open the door to the process server. While there, after getting verification from her as to who she was, he snapped a picture.

Don't worry about ever running in to her at a show - she's never been to one and will never go to one. :thumbsup

I'm more convinced than ever that our community would make for a great movie. I'm thinking docu-drama.

MicroChick 06-02-2004 09:24 AM

CD, Luke Ford has written a second book about the porn industry. Who knows, maybe it will be made into a movie of the week or an HBO special presentation.

Who would play Luke? Who would play you?

I know who would play Peaches. Ha Ha:)

Peaches 06-02-2004 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I'm more convinced than ever that our community would make for a great movie. I'm thinking docu-drama.
I'm thinking Comedy :thumbsup

MicroChick 06-02-2004 10:11 AM

I'm thinking *dark* - *mafia* - *backstabbing* - *ruthless*

A thread should be started with suggestions for actors who should play the roles of:

1. Gary Kremen
2. Luke Ford
3. Ron Levi
4. D$ & KB
5. Serge
6. Stephen Cohen
7. YNOT Bob
8. Brad Shaw
9. Lensman
10. Meat & Aga

And this is just the men!

CDSmith 06-02-2004 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
I'm thinking Comedy :thumbsup
There's nothing funny going on in the porn industry. Nothing at all.

CDSmith 06-02-2004 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I'm thinking *dark* - *mafia* - *backstabbing* - *ruthless*

A thread should be started with suggestions for actors who should play the roles of:

1. Gary Kremen
2. Luke Ford
3. Ron Levi
4. D$ & KB
5. Serge
6. Stephen Cohen
7. YNOT Bob
8. Brad Shaw
9. Lensman
10. Meat & Aga

And this is just the men!

And 12clicks as himself.

MicroChick 06-02-2004 10:16 AM

CD, it would take several pages to include the entire cast of characters. I don't know much about 12 Clicks. I see more of AaronM than anyone else when the pictures are shown. He must have some secret sex formula going for him because that bald head pops up all over the place.

Mike AI 06-02-2004 10:19 AM

Confucy - On your meds today? You seem to be in a much better mood today.

You are like Dr. Jekyle, Mrs. Hyde.

Peaches 06-02-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Confucy - On your meds today? You seem to be in a much better mood today.

You are like Dr. Jekyle, Mrs. Hyde.

I've noticed that in addition to the meds obviously kicking in, there's another theme to her "niceness": If she senses someone else is miserable, she wants to be their best buddy and bask in their unhappiness. But for those who are happy, she likes to attempt to attack them and try to bring them to her level :) Between that and her creations of what she thinks goes on, it's quite amusing to watch her in action :) She is a therapist's wetdream! :thumbsup

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-02-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I'm thinking *dark* - *mafia* - *backstabbing* - *ruthless*

A thread should be started with suggestions for actors who should play the roles of:

1. Gary Kremen
2. Luke Ford
3. Ron Levi
4. D$ & KB
5. Serge
6. Stephen Cohen
7. YNOT Bob
8. Brad Shaw
9. Lensman
10. Meat & Aga

And this is just the men!

Hey I better be on that fucking list I have made money and met all the people on that list except 1 and most of them did business with for a year or more except 2 of them!

WTF!:feels-hot

Shok 06-02-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
LOL! "I yam who I yam" :) And currently, that's a rotund little butterball :thumbsup

that loves double anal!!


Don't forget the double anal!!!!!

Peaches 06-02-2004 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
that loves double anal!!


Don't forget the double anal!!!!!

Without pictures, your claims are USELESS......:321GFY

(you DID throw those pictures away like you said you would, right? RIGHT??!! :eek7 )

MicroChick 06-02-2004 11:09 AM

Mike, you of all people should know me by now.

I make others look good when I attack them. You got more hits than you would have if I had never entered your purecash thread. You know I like your photography. You have steadily sent pictures back to share with us from all your trips. By the way, do you take Serge seriously with each and ever post he makes? Boards are for amusement and business. Your purecash program will do well. My little ole comments did not hurt your business. That was not the intent. I wanted to let you know how it feels to have someone you like shit on you. That is what you did to me on Oprano. I trusted you, Mike. You preferred to believe others who were just using you to get to me. Social engineering is a bitch. Nobody escapes it.

What would I do without Peaches. She loves me!

Alien, make up your own list and put yourself at the top. My list included those people I have known over the years who have been successful in my eyes. Did you notice that I left a mutual friend of ours off the list who prefers to be in the background? Those who are really doing well in porn keep a low profile (my opinion)!!!!!!!

Sly_RJ 06-02-2004 11:16 AM

Could someone spare a few Excedrin? I tried reading this thread and came away after half a page with a serious migraine.

Peaches 06-02-2004 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Boards are for amusement and business.
So, since you've never been in this business and you've never corresponded with anyone except via the phone and internet, when you say things like "I wanted to let you know how it feels to have someone you like shit on you. That is what you did to me on Oprano. I trusted you, Mike. You preferred to believe others who were just using you to get to me. Social engineering is a bitch. Nobody escapes it." are we to assume you were amused by everything Michael has said or done on the boards?
:)

I need HP and Gonzo here to wager with me on when the meds will wear off :1orglaugh

Peaches 06-02-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Could someone spare a few Excedrin? I tried reading this thread and came away after half a page with a serious migraine.
Read every other word or so. You get the same info but with less headaches :thumbsup

See you in a week, youngster!! :)

mary34d 06-02-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I'm thinking *dark* - *mafia* - *backstabbing* - *ruthless*

A thread should be started with suggestions for actors who should play the roles of:

1. Gary Kremen
2. Luke Ford
3. Ron Levi
4. D$ & KB
5. Serge
6. Stephen Cohen
7. YNOT Bob
8. Brad Shaw
9. Lensman
10. Meat & Aga

And this is just the men!

I have a few more names you could add.....

BTW can I get a walk on role


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