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MicroChick 06-02-2004 01:29 AM

Goodnight, Alien.

I know your background, and I know you are a survivor. We had our share of disagreements on the old unthreaded Netpond. At least we were adults and could put our differences behind us. No lawsuits and no nonsence.

Maybe Mikey can use your designer skills with his purecash.

To quote your old boss, PEACE OUT

Peaches 06-02-2004 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Peaches, Mikey has been a bad boy. He has been taking swipes at me on Oprano when I'm not there to hit back. Do you see me starting threads here or on Oprano about Mikey? NO!

Peaches, I have never seen you attack anyone whom you thought could do you any harm. For some reason, you are very unhappy. You fight with your mother, you fight with your son, & you put down the men in your life. Since I call you on these points, you have followed me around for years to spread lies and hate about me.

I do wish you some happiness in your life. I do give you some credit for appearing in public after you have let yourself go! Most women would lose weight and comb their hair. But you, my peaches, just look like hell and don't take a second to get an *extreme makeover!* I have given your name to ABC and requested that they contact you as soon as possible. Please don't turn them down. You deserve to look your best if you are going to remain in pornography.

Next year, I expect you to be ready to run for Miss GFY.:thumbsup



Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
No, Alien, this isn't real piss because if I allowed myself to be the true *confucy board warrior,* poor peaches would be pissing in her pants. I have not researched Miss Peaches. She doesn't interest me enough to waste my time checking on her. She is an open book. She lives alone...she is very lonely...she eats to get rid of her depression...I truly feel sorry for her.

There was a time when she was a friendly lady. Gradually, I noticed she was posting more and more, and her posts were becoming like those of her mentor, Serge. She was becoming bitter and unhappy.

POOR PITIFUL PEACHES.

As Art Bell would say, "let us have a global ring of love for PPP (Poor Pitiful Peaches)"

One - Two - Three ---Everyone wish Peaches love and healing. Out with the hate! In with the love & hugs!

Alien, if you want to see a true pissing match, check out KB and Rick Latona.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...pagen umber=1

Do you think if you keep saying it enough times it will magically become true? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 06-02-2004 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
CD, there have been ugly and beautiful pictures posted of me for years.
Really? Then there should be no problem for someone to post a few links to those, right?

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I prefer the ugly/gross ones because then webmasters don't pester me.
Your reasoning seems sound on this point. I can think of several dozen GFY horndogs who would avalanche you with emails and ICQ's if they were to ever get a look at my 'fantasy you'.

CDSmith 06-02-2004 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Yes, CD, that is Confucy :) She finally pushed someone too far who hired a PI to follow her (well, keep an eye on her because she never left her apartment). The PI then dressed up as an Albertson's delivery man in order to serve her with legal papers since she was refusing to open the door to the process server. While there, after getting verification from her as to who she was, he snapped a picture.

Don't worry about ever running in to her at a show - she's never been to one and will never go to one. :thumbsup

I'm more convinced than ever that our community would make for a great movie. I'm thinking docu-drama.

MicroChick 06-02-2004 09:24 AM

CD, Luke Ford has written a second book about the porn industry. Who knows, maybe it will be made into a movie of the week or an HBO special presentation.

Who would play Luke? Who would play you?

I know who would play Peaches. Ha Ha:)

Peaches 06-02-2004 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I'm more convinced than ever that our community would make for a great movie. I'm thinking docu-drama.
I'm thinking Comedy :thumbsup

MicroChick 06-02-2004 10:11 AM

I'm thinking *dark* - *mafia* - *backstabbing* - *ruthless*

A thread should be started with suggestions for actors who should play the roles of:

1. Gary Kremen
2. Luke Ford
3. Ron Levi
4. D$ & KB
5. Serge
6. Stephen Cohen
7. YNOT Bob
8. Brad Shaw
9. Lensman
10. Meat & Aga

And this is just the men!

CDSmith 06-02-2004 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
I'm thinking Comedy :thumbsup
There's nothing funny going on in the porn industry. Nothing at all.

CDSmith 06-02-2004 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I'm thinking *dark* - *mafia* - *backstabbing* - *ruthless*

A thread should be started with suggestions for actors who should play the roles of:

1. Gary Kremen
2. Luke Ford
3. Ron Levi
4. D$ & KB
5. Serge
6. Stephen Cohen
7. YNOT Bob
8. Brad Shaw
9. Lensman
10. Meat & Aga

And this is just the men!

And 12clicks as himself.

MicroChick 06-02-2004 10:16 AM

CD, it would take several pages to include the entire cast of characters. I don't know much about 12 Clicks. I see more of AaronM than anyone else when the pictures are shown. He must have some secret sex formula going for him because that bald head pops up all over the place.

Mike AI 06-02-2004 10:19 AM

Confucy - On your meds today? You seem to be in a much better mood today.

You are like Dr. Jekyle, Mrs. Hyde.

Peaches 06-02-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Confucy - On your meds today? You seem to be in a much better mood today.

You are like Dr. Jekyle, Mrs. Hyde.

I've noticed that in addition to the meds obviously kicking in, there's another theme to her "niceness": If she senses someone else is miserable, she wants to be their best buddy and bask in their unhappiness. But for those who are happy, she likes to attempt to attack them and try to bring them to her level :) Between that and her creations of what she thinks goes on, it's quite amusing to watch her in action :) She is a therapist's wetdream! :thumbsup

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-02-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I'm thinking *dark* - *mafia* - *backstabbing* - *ruthless*

A thread should be started with suggestions for actors who should play the roles of:

1. Gary Kremen
2. Luke Ford
3. Ron Levi
4. D$ & KB
5. Serge
6. Stephen Cohen
7. YNOT Bob
8. Brad Shaw
9. Lensman
10. Meat & Aga

And this is just the men!

Hey I better be on that fucking list I have made money and met all the people on that list except 1 and most of them did business with for a year or more except 2 of them!

WTF!:feels-hot

Shok 06-02-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
LOL! "I yam who I yam" :) And currently, that's a rotund little butterball :thumbsup

that loves double anal!!


Don't forget the double anal!!!!!

Peaches 06-02-2004 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
that loves double anal!!


Don't forget the double anal!!!!!

Without pictures, your claims are USELESS......:321GFY

(you DID throw those pictures away like you said you would, right? RIGHT??!! :eek7 )

MicroChick 06-02-2004 11:09 AM

Mike, you of all people should know me by now.

I make others look good when I attack them. You got more hits than you would have if I had never entered your purecash thread. You know I like your photography. You have steadily sent pictures back to share with us from all your trips. By the way, do you take Serge seriously with each and ever post he makes? Boards are for amusement and business. Your purecash program will do well. My little ole comments did not hurt your business. That was not the intent. I wanted to let you know how it feels to have someone you like shit on you. That is what you did to me on Oprano. I trusted you, Mike. You preferred to believe others who were just using you to get to me. Social engineering is a bitch. Nobody escapes it.

What would I do without Peaches. She loves me!

Alien, make up your own list and put yourself at the top. My list included those people I have known over the years who have been successful in my eyes. Did you notice that I left a mutual friend of ours off the list who prefers to be in the background? Those who are really doing well in porn keep a low profile (my opinion)!!!!!!!

Sly_RJ 06-02-2004 11:16 AM

Could someone spare a few Excedrin? I tried reading this thread and came away after half a page with a serious migraine.

Peaches 06-02-2004 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Boards are for amusement and business.
So, since you've never been in this business and you've never corresponded with anyone except via the phone and internet, when you say things like "I wanted to let you know how it feels to have someone you like shit on you. That is what you did to me on Oprano. I trusted you, Mike. You preferred to believe others who were just using you to get to me. Social engineering is a bitch. Nobody escapes it." are we to assume you were amused by everything Michael has said or done on the boards?
:)

I need HP and Gonzo here to wager with me on when the meds will wear off :1orglaugh

Peaches 06-02-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Could someone spare a few Excedrin? I tried reading this thread and came away after half a page with a serious migraine.
Read every other word or so. You get the same info but with less headaches :thumbsup

See you in a week, youngster!! :)

mary34d 06-02-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I'm thinking *dark* - *mafia* - *backstabbing* - *ruthless*

A thread should be started with suggestions for actors who should play the roles of:

1. Gary Kremen
2. Luke Ford
3. Ron Levi
4. D$ & KB
5. Serge
6. Stephen Cohen
7. YNOT Bob
8. Brad Shaw
9. Lensman
10. Meat & Aga

And this is just the men!

I have a few more names you could add.....

BTW can I get a walk on role

Shok 06-02-2004 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mary34d
I have a few more names you could add.....

BTW can I get a walk on role


no you might blow your lines :winkwink:

Mr_Wrong_Thread_Guy 06-02-2004 11:41 AM

Confucy is deranged -- no good can come from making fun of this poor beast. Sure, she deserves this abuse, but she's irrelevent in this industry. You've seen her picture -- you wouldn't piss on that fat hag to put her out if she were on fire. Why waste your time posting to her?

MicroChick 06-02-2004 11:42 AM

Peaches, at least I'm not a banner whore like you. You slave away for others. You advertise until people want to puke.

I choose to keep my business private. You are so damn jealous that you regurgitate the same old bullshit day after day. Why don't you just take care of your life and get the fuck out of mine.

As the years pass, you are becoming the biggest *nagging hag* on the boards. You make Carrie look like a queen. God, look in the mirror. Do you like what you see? You whine about your fat ass, you whine about your weight gain, and you whine about anyone who displeases you. Just get on with living.

Peaches, you have never taken a strong stand against anyone who has more power than you. At least CJ strikes out at Serge, Anthony, Nick, Gonzo, and anyone she believes is being an asshole backstabbing fraud. You, in turn, kiss ass 24/7. You would not be attacking me if it wasn't fashionable. You are a scared desperate woman who has no life. Everything you post about me is filled with lies and hatred. Karma will get you, my dear. In fact, from looking at those recent pics of you, I do believe Karma is taking hold as we speak.

BradM 06-02-2004 11:48 AM

Joke for ya guys:

Q. Why doesn't Confucy have a "job"?






























A. Because being in therapy 8 hours a day isn't yet a recognized career.



DA DUM CSHHHHHH

Peaches 06-02-2004 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Peaches, at least I'm not a banner whore like you. You slave away for others. You advertise until people want to puke.

I choose to keep my business private. You are so damn jealous that you regurgitate the same old bullshit day after day. Why don't you just take care of your life and get the fuck out of mine.

As the years pass, you are becoming the biggest *nagging hag* on the boards. You make Carrie look like a queen. God, look in the mirror. Do you like what you see? You whine about your fat ass, you whine about your weight gain, and you whine about anyone who displeases you. Just get on with living.

Peaches, you have never taken a strong stand against anyone who has more power than you. At least CJ strikes out at Serge, Anthony, Nick, Gonzo, and anyone she believes is being an asshole backstabbing fraud. You, in turn, kiss ass 24/7. You would not be attacking me if it wasn't fashionable. You are a scared desperate woman who has no life. Everything you post about me is filled with lies and hatred. Karma will get you, my dear. In fact, from looking at those recent pics of you, I do believe Karma is taking hold as we speak.

LOL! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I really should have made a bet with Gonzo and HP on the meds! :)

MicroChick 06-02-2004 12:06 PM

BradM, now that was funny!

I believe in holistic medicine. The only way you are going to get info about my businesses is by performing the Korean Water Torture Test upon my confucy body.:helpme

jimmyf 06-02-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
she breaks balls

i love it

:thumbsup for microchick

that she does :thumbsup

MicroChick 06-02-2004 01:21 PM

Nah, Jimmy...I just respond to lost souls who need attention.

I would rather give out love and hugs, but you know how this business is. Most porn webmasters want to be spanked, demeaned, and exposed.

What would you like?

GonZo 06-02-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Nah, Jimmy...I just respond to lost souls who need attention.

I would rather give out love and hugs, but you know how this business is. Most porn webmasters want to be spanked, demeaned, and exposed.

What would you like?

A dozen glazed

Peaches 06-02-2004 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Nah, Jimmy...I just respond to lost souls who need attention.

I would rather give out love and hugs, but you know how this business is. Most porn webmasters want to be spanked, demeaned, and exposed.

What would you like?

You started attacking on the boards YEARS ago. Long before Serge, Aga, Kevin, etc. got the scoop on you. You thought you could come here and be completely anonymous so you felt free to spew your vitriol at everyone and everything. Even when you started getting it back, you thought as long as you were anonymous it wouldn't matter. Then the truth came out. :1orglaugh And you still haven't figured SO many things out.....One of them being what Gonzo's orginal goal with you was and if he succeeded or not. :thumbsup

GonZo 06-02-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
You started attacking on the boards YEARS ago. Long before Serge, Aga, Kevin, etc. got the scoop on you. You thought you could come here and be completely anonymous so you felt free to spew your vitriol at everyone and everything. Even when you started getting it back, you thought as long as you were anonymous it wouldn't matter. Then the truth came out. :1orglaugh And you still haven't figured SO many things out.....One of them being what Gonzo's orginal goal with you was and if he succeeded or not. :thumbsup
Shes still dancing too . . .

jimmyf 06-02-2004 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Nah, Jimmy...I just respond to lost souls who need attention.

I would rather give out love and hugs, but you know how this business is. Most porn webmasters want to be spanked, demeaned, and exposed.

What would you like?

last time I checked in my soul was not lost

MicroChick 06-02-2004 04:18 PM

Gonzo & Peaches,

Love be with the two of you. You both need it so desperately.

If you want, I will start a thread just for you. Go home, my lost souls. Go back to Oprano before it closes its doors forever.

GonZo 06-02-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Gonzo & Peaches,

Love be with the two of you. You both need it so desperately.

If you want, I will start a thread just for you. Go home, my lost souls. Go back to Oprano before it closes its doors forever.

We are making a tribute to you over there since you dont know when to leave things alone. Dont worry Jackie I got me a scanner now and all that public information about you is about to be published with a bonus....

Now how are you going to deny your voice on phone sex tapes?

I share the love...and the doughnuts.

Kimmykim 06-02-2004 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
BradM, now that was funny!

I believe in holistic medicine. The only way you are going to get info about my businesses is by performing the Korean Water Torture Test upon my confucy body.:helpme

Don't say things like that, I've got 5 people icq'ing me now wanting to know if I'll zip over to your place and dangle you by your feet into the Marina to get you to either be manic, or be depressed. Or was that to get you to either be Maria or be Deborah. Shit, now I forget... of course that's not hard to do since you are totally off your rocker in this thread.

Reminds me of the old days.

GonZo 06-02-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Don't say things like that, I've got 5 people icq'ing me now wanting to know if I'll zip over to your place and dangle you by your feet into the Marina to get you to either be manic, or be depressed. Or was that to get you to either be Maria or be Deborah. Shit, now I forget... of course that's not hard to do since you are totally off your rocker in this thread.

Reminds me of the old days.

Response forshadowing....

will she go for the old sun drenhed attack or bring up Brad Shaw or the deflection pass of accusing KK of being a drug user....

GFY roulette

samuel 06-02-2004 04:47 PM

microchic/confucy for president!!:1orglaugh

Samuel

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-02-2004 04:50 PM

Awright, this is just gottin weird...

Your piss here is to odd even for GFY standards.

I have various sources asking me to tell you all to leave.

Thanks:1orglaugh

MicroChick 06-02-2004 05:09 PM

Alien, now I ask you.

Did I start this thread? NO
Am I threatening anyone? NO
Am I stalking anyone? NO
Am I hacking anyone? NO
Am I on Oprano posting? NO

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

If Lensman wants to close down this thread, then do it!
If not, then the rest of you can ignore it and it will go away.

GonZo 06-02-2004 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Alien, now I ask you.

Did I start this thread? NO
Am I threatening anyone? NO
Am I stalking anyone? NO
Am I hacking anyone? NO
Am I on Oprano posting? NO

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

If Lensman wants to close down this thread, then do it!
If not, then the rest of you can ignore it and it will go away.

You cant post on Oprano

Kimmykim 06-02-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonZo
Response forshadowing....

will she go for the old sun drenhed attack or bring up Brad Shaw or the deflection pass of accusing KK of being a drug user....

GFY roulette

I'm betting she drops back and punts.

MicroChick 06-02-2004 05:20 PM

Samuel, will you be my running mate?

Will you insure our safety from all Sicko Porn Webmasters?

Will you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth?

Will you handle all banners and advertising?

Great! Are we going to join Ralph Nader or are we
starting our own Porn Party?:thumbsup

GonZo 06-02-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
I'm betting she drops back and punts.
Not on Oprano.... if we are turning it off...Im settlling my family business now.

MicroChick 06-02-2004 05:28 PM

Gonzo, I can do as I please.

If I wanted to be posting on Oprano, I would be. Serge & Mike said I was welcome. I have made the choice to stay away until you are fired. You are a disgrace. Why do yiou think Oprano's numbers are down? Because you are a liar, a hate monger, a kiss-ass embarrassment, and a sloppy dumb ugly bastard.

Go away, lowlife!:321GFY

GonZo 06-02-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Gonzo, I can do as I please.

If I wanted to be posting on Oprano, I would be. Serge & Mike said I was welcome. I have made the choice to stay away until you are fired. You are a disgrace. Why do yiou think Oprano's numbers are down? Because you are a liar, a hate monger, a kiss-ass embarrassment, and a sloppy dumb ugly bastard.

Go away, lowlife!:321GFY

Guess again. You cant even login there. So when the lights go out it will be me left there and not you.

MicroChick 06-02-2004 05:37 PM

Gonzo, I repeat...I can do as I please. I have been gone from Oprano for months, by my choice. If you are suddenly banning me, then you are just proving what a lying asshole you are.

You said that you believed in freedom of speech. You said that you had certain guests on Oprano Radio so they could voice *their side,* yet you banned me and others from listening.

Only shit oozes from your mouth. You stand for nothing. You and Oprano can GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I have moved forward. You are stuck on Oprano with nothing to say but lies. You are so desperate for attention that you bring up my confucy name in every post you make on Oprano.

Now, you follow me to GFY and harass and threaten me. Don't you think GFY readers can read between the lines? You are a pathetic piece of shit.

Take your fat belly, your scuffy looking beard, and your rabbit coat and get out of my life before I have you arrested. That's right, asshole! I'm sick of your harassment. You want to play rough, well look out you dung buster!

Peaches 06-02-2004 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Take your fat belly, your scuffy looking beard, and your rabbit coat and get out of my life before I have you arrested. That's right, asshole! I'm sick of your harassment. You want to play rough, well look out you dung buster!
Have him arrested? :1orglaugh I guess that will be like the C&D you were going to send him when he posted a LINK to pictures on "your" site! :1orglaugh

MicroChick 06-02-2004 06:10 PM

Don't tempt me, Miss Peaches. I have access to private investigators, too. Only mine work in conjunction with the FBI, not glorified beanheads like those hired by others for harassment purposes.

Just remember that payback can be a bitch. Do you really want to be remembered as a stupid stalking sicko, Peaches? I'm not worth your time...........or am I? No wonder your family doesn't visit you in your mountain cabin. No wonder your son ran away and joined the Air Force. No wonder you are such a lonely sex-starved woman.

If you had a brain, you wouldn't be wasting your time with losers on Serge's board known for hate and discontent. Time is running out. You are getting up there in years, and you will never get this time back. Learn from my mistakes. GET A FUCKING LIFE, WOMAN!

Peaches 06-02-2004 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Don't tempt me, Miss Peaches. I have access to private investigators, too. Only mine work in conjunction with the FBI, not glorified beanheads like those hired by others for harassment purposes.

Just remember that payback can be a bitch. Do you really want to be remembered as a stupid stalking sicko, Peaches? I'm not worth your time...........or am I? No wonder your family doesn't visit you in your mountain cabin. No wonder your son ran away and joined the Air Force. No wonder you are such a lonely sex-starved woman.

If you had a brain, you wouldn't be wasting your time with losers on Serge's board known for hate and discontent. Time is running out. You are getting up there in years, and you will never get this time back. Learn from my mistakes. GET A FUCKING LIFE, WOMAN!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I love it when your medication wears off completely :)

jimmyf 06-02-2004 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Gonzo, I can do as I please.

If I wanted to be posting on Oprano, I would be. Serge & Mike said I was welcome. I have made the choice to stay away until you are fired. You are a disgrace. Why do yiou think Oprano's numbers are down? Because you are a liar, a hate monger, a kiss-ass embarrassment, and a sloppy dumb ugly bastard.

Go away, lowlife!:321GFY

wow, I take it you don't like him.


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