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xenigo · 05-30-2004, 08:28 PM

Had a somewhat scary experience just a second ago, model called me and said he was 23 years old, and 5'10" 160lbs. I say sure, come over and we'll do a test session. The guy's at my door about an hour later, is easily in his 40's and approximately 250lbs. I tell him while he's standing my hallway, that he "hes the appearance of being older" and that we're looking for "fresh and young looking faces". The guy says to me "okay, I'm really 28 but I'd love to do some work". I tell him there's a lot of opportunities for everyone, but I'm only looking for twinks. He says "well, can you at least take pictures of me?" As if I'm somehow fulfilling some twisted fantasy of his.

Just to get the guy out of my hair, I said sure I'll take some photos and keep your info on file "just in case we need someone like you". The guy stood around, and I had to say "it was great meeting you!" as I'm gesturing towards the door... the guy would NOT leave.

I asked him what kind of work he does, and he mentioned he's been a chef for 8 years, and for the past few years he's been working for UPS. Soooo... that would put us under the age of 18 as a chef, if he's really 28 like he says. The guy was a complete idiot.

Very strange stuff...

bluedevil · 05-30-2004, 08:30 PM

lmao

FlyingIguana · 05-30-2004, 08:35 PM

and then you tossed his salad?

bawdy · 05-30-2004, 08:44 PM

photos?

boardersweetie · 05-30-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
and then you tossed his salad?

Dawgy · 05-30-2004, 08:48 PM

this thread is useless without pics.

jacked · 05-30-2004, 08:50 PM

wow you let that guy in i would have been like sorry i have an emergency i have to leave can we reschedule fcuk that

xenigo · 05-30-2004, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bawdy
photos?

Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??

AndrewKanuck · 05-30-2004, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
this thread is useless without pics.

I, for one, am glad there are no pics

bawdy · 05-30-2004, 08:54 PM

looks older than me and im 36

xenigo · 05-30-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
I, for one, am glad there are no pics

Ahh, you spoke too soon.

SureFire · 05-30-2004, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??

He could pass for 28 but damn he is hairy

mrthumbs · 05-30-2004, 08:59 PM

the guy scares me

xenigo · 05-30-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
the guy scares me

Same here. His desperation was what was the most scary thing. The guy even asked me for bus money so he could go home. I told him I spent all my cash earlier today. LOL

Dawgy · 05-30-2004, 09:05 PM

oh jesus make it go away

x582 · 05-30-2004, 09:07 PM

didn't you ask for ID? check his DOB

stephanie m. · 05-30-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??

wyldblyss · 05-30-2004, 09:09 PM

That guy is about as far from twink as you can get. He also has that "axe murderer" look on his face. I wouldn't have let him in the door!

Shoehorn! · 05-30-2004, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Same here. His desperation was what was the most scary thing. The guy even asked me for bus money so he could go home. I told him I spent all my cash earlier today. LOL

beemk · 05-30-2004, 09:10 PM

sick

is he wearing a cock ring?

steve90 · 05-30-2004, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??

That fucking gross

Spunky · 05-30-2004, 09:13 PM

Me cornholio

blonde_8420001 · 05-30-2004, 09:13 PM

He might be able to pass for 28, its hard to say, but I wouldnt say he is older than 35. That man needs a serious wax job or maybe one of those new cool razors with 4 blades

stev0 · 05-30-2004, 09:14 PM

nasty

Face (o_0) · 05-30-2004, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bawdy
photos?

ehulk81 · 05-30-2004, 09:15 PM

good lord what is going on with these people, why lie?

Sambo · 05-30-2004, 09:16 PM

Twink.... Thats just funny

Hell be back tomorrow with a pair of heels and tell you hes a tranny

xenigo · 05-30-2004, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
sick

is he wearing a cock ring?

Sick is right. Yes, the cock ring was his idea. I walked into the room, and he already had his clothes off... seemed he couldn't wait to get naked. He asked me for a glass of water, and when I was gone I was truely worried about what could happen with this guy in my house.

stephanie m. · 05-30-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
That guy is about as far from twink as you can get. He also has that "axe murderer" look on his face. I wouldn't have let him in the door!

Yeah, I dont think you should let him back in if he comes back, FOr real!

EZRhino · 05-30-2004, 09:21 PM

Why oh why were pics posted. Damn you should have nevered answered the door

Jill_J · 05-30-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

looks older than me and im 36

maybe even older but surely he drinks too much

bringer · 05-30-2004, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Sick is right. Yes, the cock ring was his idea. I walked into the room, and he already had his clothes off... seemed he couldn't wait to get naked. He asked me for a glass of water, and when I was gone I was truely worried about what could happen with this guy in my house.

nice shave job too. just enough to show the cock ring

xenigo · 05-30-2004, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EZRhino
Why oh why were pics posted. Damn you should have nevered answered the door

He caught me off guard, plus it was getting dark outside and I couldn't really get a good look at him until he was in some light. I would have rejected him at the door if I had known.

What really amazes me about this situation is he completely ignored the fact that I said, I'm lookin for guys 18-22. As if he'd slip in without me noticing. What a fucking loser.

I asked him on the phone if he was in good shape, and he said he was. This guy's the furthest from "good shape" I've ever had my camera pointed at.

emthree · 05-30-2004, 09:28 PM

This is way too fucking funny, better be a joke.
If not -- I feel sorry for you

BTW: Situations such as this can lead weirdos like that into crazy rages, better keep your doors locked.

Phoenix66 · 05-30-2004, 09:39 PM

THIS THREAD IS GAY

pimplink · 05-30-2004, 09:40 PM

Maybe he really was wishing you will fulfill his fantasies!

xenigo · 05-30-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
This is way too fucking funny, better be a joke.
If not -- I feel sorry for you

BTW: Situations such as this can lead weirdos like that into crazy rages, better keep your doors locked.

Yeah, you're right. This guy was scaring the shit out of me. Making comments about how I've got such a nice apartment, etc etc. Insisting that I photograph him even though I told him he's not what we're looking for. Then asking me for money to get back home... and not leaving when I said thanks for coming. He lingered here like he was expecting something more, and I had no clue what that was. I felt like he could have easily robbed me.

Holey shit, if I actually had opened my wallet... who knows what could have happened?

FlyingIguana · 05-30-2004, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Yeah, you're right. This guy was scaring the shit out of me. Making comments about how I've got such a nice apartment, etc etc. Insisting that I photograph him even though I told him he's not what we're looking for. Then asking me for money to get back home... and not leaving when I said thanks for coming. He lingered here like he was expecting something more, and I had no clue what that was. I felt like he could have easily robbed me.

Holey shit, if I actually had opened my wallet... who knows what could have happened?

of course he wanted to rob you, he's the turd burgler

silent moan · 05-30-2004, 10:20 PM

that guy is really funny

jawanda · 05-30-2004, 10:22 PM

Tranny?

maxdaname · 05-30-2004, 10:31 PM

HAHAHAHA He has hair everywhere except his cock!!!

webmaster x · 05-30-2004, 10:35 PM

Just make sure he'll never come back again.

SureFire · 05-30-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
Just make sure he'll never come back again.

And/or reads this thread.

Oracle Porn · 05-30-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Yeah, you're right. This guy was scaring the shit out of me. Making comments about how I've got such a nice apartment, etc etc. Insisting that I photograph him even though I told him he's not what we're looking for. Then asking me for money to get back home... and not leaving when I said thanks for coming. He lingered here like he was expecting something more, and I had no clue what that was. I felt like he could have easily robbed me.

Holey shit, if I actually had opened my wallet... who knows what could have happened?

Photogregg been robed with a machine gun by a guy who told him he got some talants for him.

you really shouldn't shoot in your apartment.

boardersweetie · 05-30-2004, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Photogregg been robed with a machine gun by a guy who told him he got some talants for him.

you really shouldn't shoot in your apartment.

great idea... You don't want some people to know where you live...

SoundMan · 05-30-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Ok normally I don't post the duds, but I'll do it just for laughs. Does this guy look 28??

haha that is smokey the bear..

xenigo · 05-30-2004, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Photogregg been robed with a machine gun by a guy who told him he got some talants for him.

you really shouldn't shoot in your apartment.

Holey shit, that's scary. Yeah my brother told me tonight I should wear a bullet proof vest or something. I'm going to install a security camera above the front door because of this.

Aquarius · 05-30-2004, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
and then you tossed his salad?

ocho-ocho · 05-30-2004, 11:12 PM

nyah...gorilla?

tbabe · 05-30-2004, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sambo
Twink.... Thats just funny

Hell be back tomorrow with a pair of heels and tell you hes a tranny

LOL and more test photos will be taken

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