How Did a Nigga (sorry not black - a nigga) Got into a University?


















































With a Crowbar! :1orglaugh

Why did so many ****** soldiers get killed in Vietnam?





Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the ******s would jump up and start dancing.

:1orglaugh

Why was golf invented?



So white people get a chance to dress like blacks

Why are so many ******s moving to Detroit?





They heard there were no jobs there.

A guy orders a beer at the local pub.
He says to the guy next to him: "hey, wanna hear a joke about arabs?"

the guy: "hold on, I'm an arab"

the first guy: "that's ok. I will tell it slowly"

Why are there trees in Harlem?



Public transportation.

How does a black woman fight crime?




She has an abortion.

Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?




Because they come with birth certificates.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?




Neighbor.

yep from funny to fucked up in 5 mins

it's i am a lurker's fault :winkwink:

your jokes are very offense too mate

ahahaha, shit. :1orglaugh

i am not an arab

but ur jokes are very unfunny

what does it smell like shit from this thread?

because alexg is in here

What do you call 10 ******s in a steam room?



Gorillas In The Mist.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?


a pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What do you call a fag in a wheelchair?









Roll AIDS.

How do you blind a Chink?




You put a windshield in front of him.

as long as people like Chris Rock make MILLIONS every day telling racist jokes, even about blacks, why do people get so offended by racist jokes?

as a kid i used to love hearing Richard Pryor records my mom had hidden from me, and have loved good black racist jokes ever since I was watching Eddie Murphy Delirious, while I CAN acknowledge the difference between a good joke and a hateful one. People make millions with these jokes everyday, while some may not agree with it, its surely entertaining.

The numbers speak for itself, Chris Rock bank account speaks for itself.

:winkwink:

come on man, it's racist jokes

racism is offensive

lol that joke was fucking amazing! :1orglaugh
have anymore?

:thumbsup

David Chapelle does some pretty fucked up shit but I still like him :1orglaugh

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?




Canoes tip.

hmm its a difference if you make a funny joke like jews watching porn in reverse coz they like the money back scene or if you say jews eating garbage, looking like shit or are less worth than a normal human.. :2 cents:

A young ****** walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The ****** said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

**may be a little offensive**

An american, a russian and a saudi are sitting in an airplane.

The russian gets a bottle of vodka, and pours some for himself and the american.

He then asks the Saudi: "Would you like some, too?"

The saudi: "No thanks, I will be driving soon"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?


He's black.

sorry guys... most of these jokes are not funny at all

for all the pussies, I'm telling a joke about jews:

Q: What happens to a jew with an erection if he steps into the wall?

A: He brakes his nose

Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smell is coming from the outside.

:1orglaugh

What was missing from the million man march?


An auctioneer.

How do you know if a ****** is well hung?


If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

http://www.virginiasummers.com/stfu8.jpg

omg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funny how people don't say shit about the jew/arab/chink/mexican jokes... but the moment somebody mentions a black joke, watch out now.