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  • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 5162
    #1

    Errr Fucking Spyders!

    man i am fucking TERRIFIED of spiders and one is in my fucking car.. its a big one too, my lil brother asked me to take him and his friend for a ride because they havent been in it since the new exhaust and when i got in the car i sat down, folded the seat back and looked and there was a damn brown wolf spyder chillin. i jumped out and told my brothers friend to kill it and he went to hit it and fucking missed!!! the thing ran and hid in my car somewhere and now i wont go in it.. imma get the bug lady who bombs the house ever month to come over and bomb my car, then i still wont go in for a week damn spiders


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    *edit, yes i realize the title is Spyders and not Spiders... sorry for the typo
    Last edited by Jeff aka NIGHTfall; 05-29-2004, 07:42 PM.

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    • brand0n
      been very busy
      • Nov 2002
      • 26983
      #2
      wimp
      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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        • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 5162
          #3
          dont start shit with me brandon, aaron already has you by the balls, dont make it be the both of us

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            • MrIzzz
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              • Sep 2003
              • 22923
              #4
              just think it could be worse, the spider could lay eggs in your car and in a week you could have 1000s of tiny wolf spiders running around in there


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                • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 5162
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                  just think it could be worse, the spider could lay eggs in your car and in a week you could have 1000s of tiny wolf spiders running around in there
                  haha, i already thought about that shit... i hope the spider bombs kill eggs too

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                    • Face (o_0)
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 2617
                      #6
                      haha there was another thrad just like this one like yesterday

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                        • Screaming
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 18972
                          #7
                          shesh man good luck, i hate those fuckers too

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                            • aaron
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 4452
                              #8
                              I HATE BUGS

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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826
                                  #9
                                  aww look how cute they are!


                                  jeff, dont kill it, just open up all of your doors and it will prob crawl out eventually.

                                  Wolf Spiders
                                  Habitat: Common household pest in the fall when they are looking for a warm place to overwinter. They are commonly found around doors, windows, house plants, basements, garages, and in almost all terrestrial habitats. They do not spin a web but roam at night to hunt for food. Wolf spiders are often confused with the brown recluse, but they lack the unmistakable violin-shaped marking behind the head. The wolf spider is shy and seeks to run away when disturbed.

                                  Description: Wolf spiders range from about 1/2 inch to 2 inches in length, hairy, and are typically brown to gray in color with various markings or lines. Wolf spider mothers carry their large egg sacs around with them. When the young spiderlings hatch they climb onto their mother's back and ride around until partially grown. Wolf spiders are not poisonous, though as with all spiders, bites may cause reactions in certain individuals.

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                                    • sinkiss
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 666
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                      just think it could be worse, the spider could lay eggs in your car and in a week you could have 1000s of tiny wolf spiders running around in there


                                      i had one of those in my bathroom a couple yrs ago. really BIG one too. i didnt know that when the babys hatched that the mom carried them on her. i tried to hit it with a flyswatter and hundreds of babys went everywhere!!! i can sympathize with ya.
                                      well ok, its kinda funny now but wasnt at the time.
                                      Last edited by sinkiss; 05-29-2004, 09:09 PM.
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                                        • FlyingIguana
                                          aspiring banker
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 10870
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                          aww look how cute they are!


                                          jeff, dont kill it, just open up all of your doors and it will prob crawl out eventually.
                                          noway, he'll call his buddies and then they'll take over the car.

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                                            • StRoGE
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 1713
                                              #12
                                              Lol. Its just a bug. What are you afraid its going to do to you?
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                                                • Illicit
                                                  wtf ?
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 11895
                                                  #13
                                                  dude, I think you can take him... I know you must fight like a little girl because you are afraid of spiders, but you out weigh the thing by a shit load.

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                                                    • SMG
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                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 1798
                                                      #14
                                                      once I was layin in my bed naked when I saw a brown recluse spider in it ... I picked it up and let it walk on my ballsack for a little while ...



                                                      Now if you ever want fun, go look for a wolf spider web ... they usually lay egg sacs with lots of spiderlings ... watch for mature sacs, pick one up and put it on your tongue with your mouth open ... the moisture will break the sac and thousands of spiderlings will pour in a froth out of your mouth and down your chin and all over your face.
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                                                        • Gheenz
                                                          Here's Your Sign
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 2410
                                                          #15
                                                          I sympathize for you man...in the fall, we usually gets tons of Hobo spiders crawling all over the place. I fucking hate those big fuckers, but love when I catch them in the glue traps
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                                                            • brizzad
                                                              holla
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 11769
                                                              #16
                                                              THATS THAT NIGGA J

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                                                                • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 5162
                                                                  #17
                                                                  ....lmfao SMG



                                                                  wtf... lmfao... now i would love to see osmeone do that shit... lmfao... imma find one and tell my friend when he is high that the spider eggs have a TCH based liquid on them, and watch him do it.

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                                                                    • brand0n
                                                                      been very busy
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 26983
                                                                      #18
                                                                      thc
                                                                      and no one has me by shit
                                                                      wimp
                                                                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                        • Creative
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 1252
                                                                          #19
                                                                          it's true the majority of gfy users are geeks

                                                                          you'd rather talk shit on me for being loud and crazy than this other 18 year old who flips people off & drives away scared for his life, and later confesses his intense fear of spiders

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