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AndrewKanuck 05-29-2004 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Better yet....Mary...When she was still a virgin. :Graucho
Blood included.

baddog 05-29-2004 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Didn't he bring his sons with him too, and their wives?
yes

AndrewKanuck 05-29-2004 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I'm actually gonna stick with my "I'm still a virgin" story on this one.

I'm saving myself for a certain Canadian woman.

That story is touching - but I already told you, my mom isn't available.

foolio 05-29-2004 12:35 PM

Look, its simple -- SEE THIS LINK HERE - and you will have all your answers.

AaronM 05-29-2004 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
Blood included.
You do realize that this idea is worth millions....?

AaronM 05-29-2004 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
That story is touching - but I already told you, my mom isn't available.
That's OK...She is too high priced for me anyway.

cluck 05-29-2004 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by foolio
Look, its simple -- SEE THIS LINK HERE - and you will have all your answers.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have that in hard cover

AndrewKanuck 05-29-2004 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
You do realize that this idea is worth millions....?
You'd need some lead time on it, but you could jump all over it if you want

baddog 05-29-2004 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by bluedevil

actually...we learned this in CCD

I wonder how many people know what that is . . . . I do

Jer 05-29-2004 12:37 PM

God is Brazilian

Elli 05-29-2004 12:37 PM

The virgin debate is a whole other animal. In the original texts, the Greek or whatever it was used the word for "young", which can ALSO be translated as "virginal", but isn't neccessarily so. But that would just crumble the entire Catholic Church, so they aren't going to change it now.

Aaron, a certain Canadian woman? How sweet of you. You do know it's against God's will to "spill your seed upon the ground", right? :Graucho

Amp 05-29-2004 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by foolio
Look, its simple -- SEE THIS LINK HERE - and you will have all your answers.
I'm shocked. I was actually expecting that to lead to a ******* pic. :1orglaugh

AaronM 05-29-2004 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I wonder how many people know what that is . . . . I do
Charge Coupling Device.

cluck 05-29-2004 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I wonder how many people know what that is . . . . I do
When I was growing up it was always City Central Dump :Graucho

AndrewKanuck 05-29-2004 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Aaron, a certain Canadian woman? How sweet of you. You do know it's against God's will to "spill your seed upon the ground", right? :Graucho
What about "upon a kleenex" ?

foolio 05-29-2004 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have that in hard cover

lol, its a great site - I have met the person who made that and seen his garden of eden scene in person. I was thinking about getting the book one of these days.

AaronM 05-29-2004 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Aaron, a certain Canadian woman? How sweet of you. You do know it's against God's will to "spill your seed upon the ground", right? :Graucho
That's why "they" invented women in the first place.

Well...That and for other household duties. :1orglaugh

baddog 05-29-2004 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
As far as Cain and Ables wives, most religions actually speak of "angels" as superior giant beings who walked the earth and helped humanity get a head start. They were have said to have bred with humans quite often. In most religions these giants are considered mortals, but just a more advanced being.
ummm, in 50+ years, this is the first I have ever heard that story

Elli 05-29-2004 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
What about "upon a kleenex" ?
I'm not sure about that.. "on the corner of your robe" isn't mentioned, either. Or in the shower, for that matter. Hm. I think the Bible needs some updating! :winkwink:

Elli 05-29-2004 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
ummm, in 50+ years, this is the first I have ever heard that story
Haven't you seen "Prophecy" with Christopher Walken? Geez. :)

AaronM 05-29-2004 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Haven't you seen "Prophecy" with Christopher Walken? Geez. :)
Very interesting trilogy.

Well worth the rental fees. :thumbsup

TAMPA_TOKER 05-29-2004 12:42 PM

Whats wrong with these verses?


Genesis 6




1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them,
2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose.
3 Then the LORD said, My Spirit will not contend with man for ever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years.
4 The Nephilim were on the earth in those days--and also afterwards--when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.
5 The LORD saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil all the time.
6 The LORD was grieved that he had made man on the earth, and his heart was filled with pain.
7 So the LORD said, I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth--men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air--for I am grieved that I have made them.

Amp 05-29-2004 12:43 PM

this shit is hilarious... talking snakes, deadly apples... a boat full of animals....

foolio 05-29-2004 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Very interesting trilogy.

Well worth the rental fees. :thumbsup

I agree 100%. The first one was the best IMHO, I have it on an old tape somewhere around here.

baddog 05-29-2004 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
You do know it's against God's will to "spill your seed upon the ground", right? :Graucho
What about on a chick's face or all over her milky white breasts?

AndrewKanuck 05-29-2004 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Amp
this shit is hilarious... talking snakes, deadly apples... a boat full of animals....
It wasn't a deadly apple, it was a condemned apple.

TAMPA_TOKER 05-29-2004 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
What about on a chick's face or all over her milky white breasts?
:1orglaugh

AaronM 05-29-2004 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Amp
this shit is hilarious... talking snakes, deadly apples... a boat full of animals....
It's gotta be true. There could not possibly be that many followers of bullshit in this world.






















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Nevermind. I withdraw my comment. :glugglug

genomega 05-29-2004 01:05 PM

Everything is explained here

:)

evildick 05-29-2004 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by theking
Did you read my posts...from beginning to end? I am not trying to convince you of anything...but the answers that are provided in the entireity of the posts...do seem to be somewhat plausible.
Doesn't seem too plausible to me. The person that wrote that stuff is obviously grasping at straws.


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