was back home visiting family, had a little phone sex with the Mr. and my Great Grandma (yes, my GREAT grandma lol) came up to see if i was gonna eat dinner and i yelled "IM COMING!!" and she said (while walkin away and giggling) "..I bet you are...."

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yeah, you just caught me

This thread makes me think about part of chris rocks stand up show. Talking about being home alone getting his good jerk on, lock the door, look at your dick and say, "scream if you want nobody's gonna help you now"...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I get caught by my father when I was 14

got caught having sex by my girls mom, not mine...

which is worse

i got busted spanking once by my mom.. that WAS a sticky situation...

then once by my ex-wife a few times.... i'd yell at her for disturbing me and she'd leave....

No, never.

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Nope :)

50 Masturbating Mofo's

haha no, but these movies floating around the internet are always very entertaining...

when I was about 15 or 16 my sister almost walked in on me. I was just at the climax when she walked up the stairs...:Oh crap I still don't know if she knew or not. I think there are many moments when I could have been 'discovered'. when I used to work at the bank, I would sometimes have to excuse myself to go to the washroom and masturbate. :Graucho Sometimes there were other people in there sometimes there werent. Needless to say they may or may not have known what I was doing in the next stall...


Nowadays I'm not so adventurous. :(

I got caught from an airplane. :warning

I was 14, gold mining out in ultimate bumfuck western Alaska. On the tundra. Not a tree for miles, but sorta hilly country, you can't see very far before the hills get in the way. My dad's running a D-6 Cat about a mile away, way out of sight and I can hear when he shuts down the engine, which he hasn't. There are literally no other people within about forty miles of us, and no way for them to get there without landing an airplane on an airstrip about five miles away.

I'm supposed to be shoveling gravel into a sluicebox. Boring ass backbreaking work. From time to time, my mind would wander to sex -- or my fevered imaginings about sex, anyway. You know what comes next. There's NO private place to go, but then again, there's nobody to see anything, either.

So I'm standing there facing the creek yanking it in plain view of -- well, nobody -- when I notice this funny sound. I can't quite figure out what it is, because even from a mile away the engine noise from dad's Cat is pretty loud. But it seems to be getting louder....

Then BAM --- there's a Cessna 206 flying past about a hundred feet away, passing in front of me, right to left, at about twenty feet of altitude. My dad's employer and owner of the mining claims can be clearly seen through the plexiglass window of the pilot's door, staring at me, his mouth open in shock as I stand there clutching my dick.

Apparently he was looking over his claims by gliding, engine almost at idle, down the creekbed. His plane was entirely concealed from view by the terrain until he was right on top of me.

Fortunately he never mentioned it. He was a pretty straight-laced dude, I think he was almost as embarrassed as I was.

yes by my mom

not masterbating but having sex by my mom

YUP, by my girlroomate.... i have a the bongs in my room and she didnt see my car so she assumed i wasnt home...... she opened the door and just turned RED! it was a hella weird moment LOL

but then she joined me LOL J/K i wish!

hahaha, you were 14 and gold mining? crazy...

you got fucking owned by a plane!

Dean why dont you just tell everyone the story how I caught you jerking it in back of our tour bus...when we were on that crazy 3 month tour....lol....jk....whats up dude havent heard from you in a while....

Chasin

i cant recal....:glugglug

came close but ......nope:thumbsup