make me laugh, and you get my sig for a week

**Creative's Parent** · 05-28-2004, 01:10 PM

what is this sig thing? my son is really depressed now because he said he could not sell his?
what is it?

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by Creative's Parent
what is this sig thing? my son is really depressed now because he said he could not sell his?
what is it?

sig = food for my 13 illegitimate kids in guatemala.

so for june my kids wont eat

**Yo Adrian** · 05-28-2004, 01:11 PM

**newbreed** · 05-28-2004, 01:11 PM

Hey, it worked last time...

**dropped9** · 05-28-2004, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Yo Adrian

hahahaha

**loverboy** · 05-28-2004, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by Creative's Parent
what is this sig thing? my son is really depressed now because he said he could not sell his?
what is it?

mom, stop it.. i heard enough

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by newbreed

Hey, it worked last time...

thats toooooooooo easy. i need fresh pics for a winner though

**newbreed** · 05-28-2004, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
thats toooooooooo easy. i need fresh pics for a winner though

I'll find something...

**brand0n** · 05-28-2004, 01:13 PM

peace of string goes into a bar and orders a drink, bar tender says fuck you, we dont serve string. he went out side, scrubed himself on the side walk and twisted himself up. crawled back in and ordered another drink. guy tells him hey i dont fuckin serve string, string says "frayed knot"

**Voland** · 05-28-2004, 01:14 PM

Some beer, maybe?

**Elli** · 05-28-2004, 01:16 PM

Do you remember...

munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)
munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)
munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)

that always makes me laugh. If it doesn't ring any bells, just carry on..

**Creative's Parent** · 05-28-2004, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
sig = food for my 13 illegitimate kids in guatemala.

so for june my kids wont eat

You seem smart. Want to cocme over for dinner?

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Elli
Do you remember...

munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)
munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)
munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)

that always makes me laugh. If it doesn't ring any bells, just carry on..

strange...very strange

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by brand0n
peace of string goes into a bar and orders a drink, bar tender says fuck you, we dont serve string. he went out side, scrubed himself on the side walk and twisted himself up. crawled back in and ordered another drink. guy tells him hey i dont fuckin serve string, string says "frayed knot"

almost.....gimme a few more jokes like that and you'll make it

**Elli** · 05-28-2004, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

strange...very strange

Ok, think Muppet Show. Big fat puppets first and then little tiny ones singing the do do part

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by Elli
Ok, think Muppet Show. Big fat puppets first and then little tiny ones singing the do do part

hmmmmmmmmm, now if you started off with some pics of the muppets, then maybe...

**jackson** · 05-28-2004, 01:19 PM

http://www.exet.nu/html/sales/softie/softiework.shtml

**Elli** · 05-28-2004, 01:21 PM

Vid here: http://www.menteb.org/inside/muppets/Mahnamahna.mpeg

**SykkBoy** · 05-28-2004, 01:21 PM

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

wiped his ass

**abyss_al** · 05-28-2004, 01:22 PM

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by jackson
http://www.exet.nu/html/sales/softie/softiework.shtml

wow......very close

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:24 PM

or maybe my story can

-----------------------------GREAT STORY------------------------------
me and jackson were in a store in NYC waiting for me to get somethin pierced and this HUGE black lady was in front of me. So she goes in the back and the guy Tommy is like, "Nobody come back here or Ill kick the shit out of you!"

So w're chillin while he puts up these chinese screens to block our view. Funny thing is, this lady brought 4 kids all under 5 years old and her sister. So all of a sudden a different guy walks out of the back room past the screen, and it falls!!!

JESUS H CHRIST!

all you see is the 250 pound black lady spread eagle gettin her clit pierced... she was like what the fuck? her kids saw her naked on the chair and started crying... the dood tommy is like who the fuck did it? me and jackson looked at each other ready to fucking cry it was so funny! hiddeousness of that sight will haunt my dreams forever...

LOL

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by Elli
Vid here: http://www.menteb.org/inside/muppets/Mahnamahna.mpeg

elli you get the first week baby starting june 1st

that brought back memories....

so what would you like me to put in my sig?

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:25 PM

**Elli** · 05-28-2004, 01:25 PM

Well, the muppets clip isn't quite as I remembered from 15 years ago, but i'm still crackin myself up ova heah.

hehehe

**Penrod** · 05-28-2004, 01:25 PM

**captMeat** · 05-28-2004, 01:25 PM

what's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a cadillac in my driveway.

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:26 PM

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by bluedevil

-----------------------------GREAT STORY------------------------------
me and jackson were in a store in NYC waiting for me to get somethin pierced and this HUGE black lady was in front of me. So she goes in the back and the guy Tommy is like, "Nobody come back here or Ill kick the shit out of you!"

So w're chillin while he puts up these chinese screens to block our view. Funny thing is, this lady brought 4 kids all under 5 years old and her sister. So all of a sudden a different guy walks out of the back room past the screen, and it falls!!!

JESUS H CHRIST!

all you see is the 250 pound black lady spread eagle gettin her clit pierced... she was like what the fuck? her kids saw her naked on the chair and started crying... the dood tommy is like who the fuck did it? me and jackson looked at each other ready to fucking cry it was so funny! hiddeousness of that sight will haunt my dreams forever...

LOL

close, very close with that story

**jackson** · 05-28-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
wow......very close

hehe

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:27 PM

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:28 PM

**Elli** · 05-28-2004, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

elli you get the first week baby starting june 1st

that brought back memories....

so what would you like me to put in my sig?

hahah are you serious? That's too cool. Yeah, that's one of the muppet show skits that is engrained into my brain. I used to watch that show every day.

Long live Beeker!

Now i'm going to have to think about this sig thing

**jackson** · 05-28-2004, 01:28 PM

http://www.maherie.com/flash/009.swf

**Tofu** · 05-28-2004, 01:29 PM

I have some funnyass pics, but im waiting for this upload....

**brizzad** · 05-28-2004, 01:29 PM

BLACK PORN!

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:29 PM

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:30 PM

BOOOHAHAHAHA!!!!

"BLUE YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!!!!!!!"

**SlickRick** · 05-28-2004, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by Penrod

I got a good kick out of the stoner squeel..LMAO

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:31 PM

so far elli is the first winner, she gets week 1.

3 more to go...

also, i must add that i keep a webair textlink in my sig no matter what. so keep that in mind .

also make sure that whatever you make for my sig stays within gfy's rules for sigs

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:32 PM

**jackson** · 05-28-2004, 01:32 PM

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by jackson
http://www.maherie.com/flash/009.swf

yooo that chick on the bottom of that page is fucking hot

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:34 PM

MY FAVORITE PART

-------------------------------------
"I found this in greg's jacket dad, i think its a sculpture"

"Danny, this isnt a sculpture, its a device for smoking marijuana"

**MrIzzz** · 05-28-2004, 01:36 PM

bluedevil, you got some good stuff so far...

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:36 PM

youd have to watch deadwood to think this is funny

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
bluedevil, you got some good stuff so far...

gracias...these are all mine...not stolen

**bluedevil** · 05-28-2004, 01:39 PM

hehehe this is the last one ill post... and my favorite

**jackson** · 05-28-2004, 01:39 PM

make me laugh, and you get my sig for a week

make me laugh, and you get my sig for a week

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment