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Old 05-28-2004, 03:16 PM   #101
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:16 PM   #102
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:18 PM   #103
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There was a father and his little boy that went into a local drug store to pick up a prescription. While in the store the little boy was looking around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and the different quantities.

The little boy went to his father and asked "Daddy, what are these condoms?"

The father, stuttered, and said "Well, they are for protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."

The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked "Then, why do these come in a package of three?"

The father coyly answered "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday afternoon."

"UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then why are these in packages of six?"

The father smirked "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday afternoon."

"WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked "Well, then why are these packaged a dozen at a time?"

The father answered "Those, my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February..."
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:18 PM   #104
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:18 PM   #105
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:18 PM   #106
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A few days old but still makes me laugh... you have to see this episode

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Old 05-28-2004, 03:20 PM   #107
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A few days old but still makes me laugh... you have to see this episode

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Old 05-28-2004, 03:21 PM   #108
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:21 PM   #109
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I'm Coming To Get Ya'!

So you think you're gonna cross me,
and mess with my sh*t?
Opening your f*ckin' trap,
and flappin' your lip.
Don't f*ck with me n*gga,
you're gonna get dropped!
I'll snap off your neck,
with a crackle and pop!

If you say anything,
you'll beg me to die.
'Cause I'll make you suck my d*ck,
then I'll n*t in your eye!
I'll stomp on your world,
as if my name was Godzilla.

I'm comin' for you muthaf*cka (b*tch?),
I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa!


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Old 05-28-2004, 03:21 PM   #110
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Every guy needs one of these.
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:23 PM   #111
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:23 PM   #112
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:24 PM   #114
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:25 PM   #115
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oooooooo that is good, almost.



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Old 05-28-2004, 03:26 PM   #116
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:28 PM   #117
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:28 PM   #118
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------------------ CLASSIC SOPRANO MOMENT------------------------


"Ralphie, the Girl is dead, A GIRL IS DEAD!!!"

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Old 05-28-2004, 03:30 PM   #119
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little boy blew

he needed the $
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:31 PM   #120
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And for all you tranny fans...... (Creative)...
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:31 PM   #121
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:32 PM   #122
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:32 PM   #123
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thats just not fair quoting diceman........

very close on that one brand0n
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:33 PM   #124
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And for all you tranny fans...... (Creative)...
yooooooooooo that one came close
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:33 PM   #127
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hahaha get this...i went out and registered bugalugaloo.com after he went on o&a...then he died again
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:34 PM   #128
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jack and jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarta...jill came down with 2.50 .... OOOOOOOH!
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so im at the beach and im eatin this girls AAAAAASShole....and seh says...why are you eating my asshole


so...so i says


CAUSE YOUR PUSSY TASTES LIKE SHIT


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I must say this part of STROGE's post made me laugh ... someone this is an actual court transcript


"Q. Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in Voodoo or the occult?
A. We both do.
Q. Voodoo?
A. We do.
Q. You do?
A. Yes, Voodoo. "
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You'd think Bush made this sign.....

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Hickory Dickory Dock, this your mom was sucking my cock, the clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dropped her off on the next block.......


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juicy has entered the contest.


people are gonna have to break out their best cause juicy fucking cracks me up in real life and on the boards too
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So this girl is suckin my dick before the show...


AND IM THINKIN, everyone else in the elevator must feel embarassed
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Heres a pic taken a few days ago of Creative and his girlfriend....

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