Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 05-28-2004, 11:36 AM   #1
Semi-Retired-Dave
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Semi-Retired-Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: LA
Posts: 11,190
Anniversary Gifts (FUNNY JOKE)

A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man
says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."

The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then
proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my
wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused
and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you
buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well,
in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."
__________________
Support a Good Cause
Semi-Retired-Dave is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-28-2004, 11:37 AM   #2
Zayne E.
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,383
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man
says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."

The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then
proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my
wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused
and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you
buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well,
in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."
Zayne E. is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-28-2004, 11:38 AM   #3
JDog
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canby, OR
Posts: 7,453
That's fucking great!

jDoG
__________________
NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com
ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD
PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash
NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES
CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)
JDog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-28-2004, 11:38 AM   #4
PinkMonkey
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 189
__________________
www.emilysweet.com
www.coinscuties.com

Flee the Country and Grow Some Dreds!!!
PinkMonkey is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-28-2004, 11:38 AM   #5
Aquarius
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Mom's basement
Posts: 4,754
Aquarius is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-28-2004, 11:40 AM   #6
Zayne E.
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,383
Quote:
Originally posted by PinkMonkey
Quote:
Originally posted by Aquarius
Why is everyone mocking me?

Zayne E. is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-28-2004, 12:18 PM   #7
Semi-Retired-Dave
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Semi-Retired-Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: LA
Posts: 11,190
And the funny thing is, the poor guys relationship usually last longer, go figure that one out.
__________________
Support a Good Cause
Semi-Retired-Dave is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.