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Old 05-28-2004, 02:00 AM   #1
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:mad I Went To Sleep Last Nite With The Itchiest Fucking Asshole...
i thought to myself did i shower today? cot' damn!

then this morning i woke up with THE MOST rank stank smelly index finger ever!!

even sicker thing is i couldnt stop smelling it, it was like sniff sniff uhh what the? sniff sniff dah is that? sniff sniff aww ur kiddng me.

i think there was penetration.

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Old 05-28-2004, 02:01 AM   #2
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:03 AM   #4
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:03 AM   #5
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at least he didnt post pics..
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:03 AM   #6
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wow that's quite disgusting...just hope your a guy
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:04 AM   #7
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Too much sharing.. waaay too much.
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:04 AM   #8
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:04 AM   #9
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wow that's quite disgusting...just hope your a guy
i know girls that talk like that
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:05 AM   #10
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was he still there when you woke up?
HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:06 AM   #11
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:11 AM   #12
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:13 AM   #14
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:15 AM   #15
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Why the hell would you possibly think we needed to know that ?
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:16 AM   #16
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:19 AM   #17
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:24 AM   #18
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Too much sharing.. waaay too much.
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:26 AM   #19
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ooooooo where is the pic of that kid and the dog's asshole when you need it?????
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:31 AM   #20
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You've got Fleas.

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Old 05-28-2004, 02:35 AM   #21
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:50 AM   #22
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:54 AM   #23
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:02 AM   #24
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Confucious say, man go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with stinky finger.
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:05 AM   #25
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disgusting LOL
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:12 AM   #26
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:44 AM   #27
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Old 05-28-2004, 04:53 AM   #28
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Old 05-28-2004, 04:55 AM   #29
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i thought to myself did i shower today? cot' damn!

then this morning i woke up with THE MOST rank stank smelly index finger ever!!

even sicker thing is i couldnt stop smelling it, it was like sniff sniff uhh what the? sniff sniff dah is that? sniff sniff aww ur kiddng me.

i think there was penetration.

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Old 05-28-2004, 04:56 AM   #30
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Old 05-28-2004, 04:57 AM   #31
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Did you try having a shower at least once a month?
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Old 05-28-2004, 04:59 AM   #32
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Old 05-28-2004, 05:09 AM   #33
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Confused say; He that go to bed with itchy asshole Wake up with smelly finger....
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Old 05-28-2004, 05:37 AM   #36
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if this is no bullshitting, go to a proctologist .. today ..

do not waste any second .. !

this could be caused by an anal fistula ..

I had an anal abscess in April that was caused by a fistula .. the symptons of the fistula can be what you described ..

I went to a special hospital here in Germany and surgery was done immediately after they discovered the fistula .. it's not painful at all .. I only spent a night in the hospital after the surgery ..

If you don't go to the proctologist immediately the pus will start spread through your body and things will get way worse ..
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this will happen if you don't take the symptoms of a fistula serious ..
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i thought to myself did i shower today? cot' damn!

then this morning i woke up with THE MOST rank stank smelly index finger ever!!

even sicker thing is i couldnt stop smelling it, it was like sniff sniff uhh what the? sniff sniff dah is that? sniff sniff aww ur kiddng me.

i think there was penetration.

pics?
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i thought to myself did i shower today? cot' damn!

then this morning i woke up with THE MOST rank stank smelly index finger ever!!

even sicker thing is i couldnt stop smelling it, it was like sniff sniff uhh what the? sniff sniff dah is that? sniff sniff aww ur kiddng me.

i think there was penetration.

face it, you're gay
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H e he he Baddog , I had the same thought ................like what was his name ?
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