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Holly 05-29-2004 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
you like gay guys?
Of course. Who doesn't?

Creative 05-29-2004 12:12 AM

51 materialistic money craving skanks

beemk 05-29-2004 12:12 AM

50 thesmutpeddlerdotcom's with no idea of what a woman wants

edit: i mean 52

Shoehorn! 05-29-2004 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
you like gay guys?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 05-29-2004 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
50 thesmutpeddlerdotcom's with no idea of what a woman wants

edit: i mean 52

Don't pretend like you know what a woman wants. I mean shit, women don't even know what they want, and IF they figure it out, it's likely to change in 10 minutes. :2 cents:

pimplink 05-29-2004 01:50 AM

There are really nice tips in here! Thanks girls!

Evelyn 05-29-2004 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by Trixie
Oh yeah, and I totally disagree with Evelyn on that whole sock-changing, grooming thing. I am more turned on by people who are not clean freaks and enjoy getting a little stink on them and smelling like a human being rather than a bar of soap. As long as a person knows how to clean-up when it's appropriate, they should know how to work up a smelly sweat when it's appropriate too. The whole mouthwash gargling and showering after every orgasm is a turn-off.
I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.

What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.

When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.:winkwink:

NakedBo 05-29-2004 05:00 AM

On the first look his eyes, apperance. When you start talking homor, aditude ( he needs to be down to earth, not one of those fake pimp types)

NakedBo 05-29-2004 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.

What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.

When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.:winkwink:

hehe you get away with words quit well:thumbsup And I totaly agree

SaVod 05-29-2004 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!

doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.

I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.

Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!

Know where the clit is and the g-spot.

don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.

Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.

Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.

Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.

Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.

Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.

Ball Breaker

cayne 05-29-2004 06:14 AM

Sense of humor should be #1!
But I think it's all about the money and the car ;)

KittyLix 05-29-2004 06:21 AM

I have to say my biggest turn on is when a hot guy has the "fuck me" look in his eyes

I'd rather the guy not to have tons of cologne on

hmmm 5 'o clock shadows are hot

i hate way fucking skinny guys

nice 7-8 inch cock and cut is goood

ability to fucking throw me on the bed and just fuck the hell out of me

and KISSES MELLLTTT ME

:Graucho

ocho-ocho 05-29-2004 06:30 AM

set of teeth!:Graucho

PrivateIvy 05-29-2004 06:40 AM

confidence....but not arrogrance....

:Graucho

Ivy

Ironhorse 05-29-2004 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I like sweat on a man, especially when it's sex sweat! There's nothing wrong with getting dirty.

What I don't like is the smell of foot fungus rotting away on the dermis and bacteria dancing away in soiled filth. I have watched many a men shower and have seen few that wash between their toes.

When I have to booby trap the house so I can catch a pair of crusty socks that are running around with a life of their own, I get pissy.:winkwink:

I wash between my toes in the shower, but now that I think about it, I never do it when showering with my wife. But bi-weekly pedicures? Give me a break, you want to date a gay guy?

HAPPYPEEKERS 05-29-2004 06:49 AM

What turns me on about my hubby is... He is sexy.. has a nice body.... he is freakin hillarious... takes good care of us financially, is GREAT with the kids & has a huge cock :Graucho

Ash@phpFX 05-29-2004 06:55 AM

girls all tell me that post count is the most important thing

jigg 05-29-2004 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
you like gay guys?

she's been wanting to convert me now for a while. i can't hide anymore

TheFinger 05-29-2004 08:54 AM

I give this thread :thefinger!!

bad_girl 05-29-2004 08:59 AM

A man who is secure about himself and does not need his ego massaged. A guy who doesnt need to show off his worldy possesions in order to get attention... and most importantly, can he lick the tip of his nose?

Shoehorn! 05-29-2004 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
girls all tell me that post count is the most important thing
:thumbsup

WWC 05-29-2004 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!

doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.

I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.

Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!

Know where the clit is and the g-spot.

don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.

Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.

Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.

Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.

Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.

Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.

wow, how do you know me? strange and scary :-)

nice advise..that pretty much sums it up...

WWC 05-29-2004 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KittyLix
I have to say my biggest turn on is when a hot guy has the "fuck me" look in his eyes

I'd rather the guy not to have tons of cologne on

hmmm 5 'o clock shadows are hot

i hate way fucking skinny guys

nice 7-8 inch cock and cut is goood

ability to fucking throw me on the bed and just fuck the hell out of me

and KISSES MELLLTTT ME

:Graucho

i noticed you mentioned fucking you twice? :-) horny?

Oracle Porn 05-29-2004 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
Personal hygiene is the deal breaker....with focus on oral and genital. Keep your pubic hair trimmed....no one wants to floss with it!

doesn't have to be book smart, but intelligence with wit and a dry sense of humour a must.

I have been spoiled by being with a fashion hound.
No high tops with ratty jeans and stupid tee shirts.
If you are lost, pick up a copy of GQ and pick things that you can style with a fun, spiderman comic sense of style.

Dandruff drives me fukin nuts.....take care of it!!!

Know where the clit is and the g-spot.

don't wear the same socks two days in a row unless you get bi-weekly pedicures.

Yes, for me cooking is a pleasant surprise. I am quite the chef myself and doing something better than me is a turn on.

Like animals but dont ever use baby talk with me unless I've told you I like it (I don't). Liking animals shows an emotional compassion that women like.

Don't EVER compare me to an ex-girlfriend. Unless it is to tell me that I'm soo much better.

Don't walk like a pengiun and don't strut like a male lion.

Read my magazines that I leave in the bathroom and pay attention to the pages that I've dog-eared.

Personal hygiene - check
intelligence - check
fashionable - check
Dandruff - check
Clit - double check
lots of socks - check
cooking - I prefer going to resturants
animals - ahhh whatever
ex-gf - check
walk - I walk sexxxy :)
read your magazines - HELLLLL NO!

misty 05-29-2004 10:38 AM

- He is independant
- Has ambition
- Big masculine hands
- sense of humour
- Russian accent :)

Evelyn 05-29-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
But bi-weekly pedicures? Give me a break, you want to date a gay guy?

No, I don't expect guys to get pedicures that often, or even at all if they take care of their feet.

I only meant that unless your feet are kept clean and the bacteria colony is in check, don't ravage a pair of socks one day and then use them consecutively for three days in a row.

merlin77 05-29-2004 07:32 PM

For me it's definately a combination. Yeah, looks matter to a degree, I like nice eyes, a good smile. A guy with a sense of humor, who can make me laugh,but isn't a class clown. Willing to try new things,go to new places. Someone who will embrace the fact that I enjoy being a tomboy, but also want to be a girlie girl once in a while as well.
I think I lucked out with my husband!

Evelyn 05-29-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Personal hygiene - check
intelligence - check
fashionable - check
Dandruff - check
Clit - double check
lots of socks - check
cooking - I prefer going to resturants
animals - ahhh whatever
ex-gf - check
walk - I walk sexxxy :)
read your magazines - HELLLLL NO!

For one thing, I don't read girlie magazines.

In my bathroom you will find:

Skeptical Inquirer
Scientific American
Psychology Today
Dwell
Architectural Digest
Astronomy
Forbes

And if I've marked a specific article, it is because I know you and I know that you would like it or it has something to do with what you are interested in.

And I don't really 'dog ear' either.....I use little pink post-its

merlin77 05-29-2004 07:34 PM

And ambition and drive. A guy who knows what he wants is a big turn on.

Shoehorn! 05-29-2004 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn

I only meant that unless your feet are kept clean and the bacteria colony is in check, don't ravage a pair of socks one day and then use them consecutively for three days in a row.

What if the guy doesn't wear socks?

Trixie Racer 05-29-2004 07:50 PM

Intelligence
Sense-of-humor
Honesty
Good in bed

:2 cents:

basschick 05-29-2004 07:51 PM

i know exactly what i want. but i'm not "every woman".

a gentle person who still has his own opinions, is very kind to animals and children, plays and listens to all sorts of music, and long hair is always a plus - no mullets!!!!

intellegence, a sense of humor, and a willingness to like others is also VERY high on the list. someone who reads and likes comedy movies that i like - yeah!

when i first met my fiance, i didn't particularly notice him except he played fucking awsome guitar - one of the best guitarists i've had the privilege to work with. and getting to know him was - and is - one of the most wonderful journeys i've ever taken.

for me, a guy or girl can be hot, but if you choose the frame instead of the picture, you can end up missing what comes in the frame - and that can fuck up even a one night stand.

Cyborg 2.0 05-29-2004 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
girls all tell me that post count is the most important thing
Best advice :thumbsup

PoopsiePooh 05-29-2004 07:57 PM

[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=deeppink][FONT=courier new]I like a guy who can make me laugh. As long as you keep me happy your golden. Oh yea and you must be clean you know shower everday not once a week. :GFYBand :rainfro :karaoke

Evelyn 05-29-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
What if the guy doesn't wear socks?
Well then I guess that is ok....

as long as the toenails aren't yellowed and crusty like an old witch's teeth. And the heels aren't as abrasive as my Mikita power sander. And the skin between the toes isn't being nourished and lubricated with a mixture of dead skin, fungi, lint, and sweat.....

Then yea, I guess it's ok with me :thumbsup

Shoehorn! 05-29-2004 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
Well then I guess that is ok....

as long as the toenails aren't yellowed and crusty like an old witch's teeth. And the heels aren't as abrasive as my Mikita power sander. And the skin between the toes isn't being nourished and lubricated with a mixture of dead skin, fungi, lint, and sweat.....

Then yea, I guess it's ok with me :thumbsup

I've never heard someone describe horrible feet so eloquently. You should be a writer. :thumbsup

KidCock 05-29-2004 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aaron
girls are attracted to some weird shit physically.. my gf says i have a nice jaw???
rofl! A girl once told me that she loved my jaw structure.....I was like wtf ??

Evelyn 05-29-2004 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by basschick
i know exactly what i want. but i'm not "every woman".

a gentle person who still has his own opinions, is very kind to animals and children, plays and listens to all sorts of music, and long hair is always a plus - no mullets!!!!

intellegence, a sense of humor, and a willingness to like others is also VERY high on the list. someone who reads and likes comedy movies that i like - yeah!

when i first met my fiance, i didn't particularly notice him except he played fucking awsome guitar - one of the best guitarists i've had the privilege to work with. and getting to know him was - and is - one of the most wonderful journeys i've ever taken.

for me, a guy or girl can be hot, but if you choose the frame instead of the picture, you can end up missing what comes in the frame - and that can fuck up even a one night stand.


I like everything you said here! :thumbsup

Except I'm not that big on long hair...unless it's on Legolas and he's using his elven tools to get in my pants!

Evelyn 05-29-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I've never heard someone describe horrible feet so eloquently. You should be a writer. :thumbsup
I am actually in the process of getting two childrens books published!

Kids have crazy imaginations and soak up detail like a sponge.
Alot of kids know what the color red looks like, but when you explain how it tastes, feels, smells, and moves, it makes it more vibrant and alive.

Shoehorn! 05-29-2004 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I am actually in the process of getting two childrens books published!

Kids have crazy imaginations and soak up detail like a sponge.
Alot of kids know what the color red looks like, but when you explain how it tastes, feels, smells, and moves, it makes it more vibrant and alive.

I was going to try to write a novel once, but I got bored with it after like 45 minutes. I think writing a children's book would be a lot of fun, just make it all wacky and stuff, like Dr. Suess. Dr. Suess was a genius. :thumbsup

phogirl69 05-29-2004 08:10 PM

Someone who's

fit (works out)
nice chest, muscular arms, hard ass, nice abs
Nice big warm hands
Stays home a lot (not a party animal, no club freak)
Faithful and loyal
Lots of sex appeal, somene I'm attracted to
Smart
Cooking is also a turn on

I prefer guys who are NOT wealthy and don't drive luxury cars. In my opinion, I honestly think men with more money are MORE likely to be unfaithful since they have more options to be unfaithful, buy women/whores, and so forth. I prefer someone who is more humble and down to earth. Guys with luxury cars are pussy magnets even if they are unattractive, I would stay far away from that.

stephanie m. 05-29-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Is it looks, sense of humor, personality, wealth, power, shoe size, cooking capabilities, double knit suits, or something else? Please do tell.
All of the above. I really like that jaw muscle some men have as well. Damn, I love it!

digi 05-29-2004 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
For one thing, I don't read girlie magazines.

In my bathroom you will find:

Skeptical Inquirer
Scientific American
Psychology Today
Dwell
Architectural Digest
Astronomy
Forbes

And if I've marked a specific article, it is because I know you and I know that you would like it or it has something to do with what you are interested in.

And I don't really 'dog ear' either.....I use little pink post-its

why does it matter to you what your man reads in the bathroom?

Evelyn 05-29-2004 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digi
why does it matter to you what your man reads in the bathroom?
It doesn't.

I could care less if he wanted to spend his time in there with a magnifying glass naming all the craters on his shit after dead poets.

But I know that MY guy does read in there, and I make sure that articles he would be attracted to, are easier to find.

mary34d 05-29-2004 08:25 PM

intelligence and of course $$$$$$$$$$

cosis 05-29-2004 08:34 PM

girls dig looks more or money........ then the other shit comes into play later


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