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Old 05-26-2004, 03:37 PM   #1
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Dear Mom: << A Goodbye Letter >> ..
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands..


Dear Mom,

It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that
I have eloped with my new boyfriend.

I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercing & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself.

Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith




PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer.



AST
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:41 PM   #2
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Very 80's... I saw a similar joke like that on a BBS back in '85 or so. It's still funny, though.

The modern version would go like this:


Dear Mom,

STOP FUCKING SNOOPING IN MY ROOM BITCH!
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:45 PM   #3
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i have never seen that that is fucking great but i am a mom now and i think i would have had a heart attack before i got through that letter lol
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:47 PM   #4
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Thats hysterical...
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:48 PM   #5
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STOP FUCKING SNOOPING IN MY ROOM BITCH!


Ahh ha ha ha :-))

No shit. Sounds like my daughter. I wonder where she got so violent ?
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:50 PM   #6
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I don't know whether i'd kill her after that shit or not, though.
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:54 PM   #7
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HAHAHA holy shit man if id read a letter like that of my daughter id freeeeeeak
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:56 PM   #8
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:03 PM   #9
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:18 PM   #10
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:23 PM   #11
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I don't know whether i'd kill her after that shit or not, though.
No shit, I called my mom for a ride home from the movies once in high school and told her I was in jail. She almost had a heart attack. I never did that again
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:25 PM   #12
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:30 PM   #13
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:38 PM   #14
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That's funny.
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:24 PM   #16
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If I'm the mother, I'll ground her for about one week or so. But I'll have a talk with her first, and if everything goes right after the talking, I may consider not grounding her at all.
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:26 PM   #17
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Mouhahahaha! So fuckin'

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Old 05-26-2004, 11:43 PM   #18
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I wonder how the mother will feel about that....
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:48 PM   #19
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:27 AM   #21
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:28 AM   #22
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i have never seen that that is fucking great but i am a mom now and i think i would have had a heart attack before i got through that letter lol
I'd actually see the joke comming a thousand miles away
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:30 AM   #23
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:31 AM   #24
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:39 AM   #26
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:47 AM   #27
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hahah that is great
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Old 05-27-2004, 11:20 AM   #28
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:28 PM   #30
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I almost peed my panties.....
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