Went to court today for pissing on that ATM in Atlanta - GoFuckYourself.com

Jace · 05-27-2004, 06:18 AM

got fined $75

when I was leaving the jail 3 weeks ago after my court time, the bailiff told me not to get a lawyer and just tell the judge I could not afford one, and then to plead guilty

i did that...and he was right

the other guy that was with me that night it happened that got public urination got a lawyer and showed up today too...he had to pay the lawyer $400 and pay a $200 fine

it is over now, thank god...i fucking hate court

TheMob · 05-27-2004, 06:20 AM

sherie · 05-27-2004, 06:21 AM

If you hate court why do dumbass shit to get you in there? What in the fuck were you doing pissing on a ATM? Christ!

brand0n · 05-27-2004, 06:22 AM

so you got a grip of cash back?

Jer · 05-27-2004, 06:22 AM

Find better places to piss.

Jace · 05-27-2004, 06:23 AM

they mail my bond back to me in 2-3 weeks

as for hating going to court...who the fuck would have thought that they would waste tax dollars on me...over a misdemeanor ticket type thing

notjoe · 05-27-2004, 06:27 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
they mail my bond back to me in 2-3 weeks

as for hating going to court...who the fuck would have thought that they would waste tax dollars on me...over a misdemeanor ticket type thing

I wouldnt want to be standing around in your filth while getting money from an ATM.

They should have fined you more...maybe next time you'll go look for a tree instead of pissing on/around an ATM machine.

Spunky · 05-27-2004, 06:28 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
If you hate court why do dumbass shit to get you in there? What in the fuck were you doing pissing on a ATM? Christ!

hova · 05-27-2004, 06:29 AM

And why did you piss on that ATM??

sherie · 05-27-2004, 06:29 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
they mail my bond back to me in 2-3 weeks

as for hating going to court...who the fuck would have thought that they would waste tax dollars on me...over a misdemeanor ticket type thing

Why in the hell let you get away with that? You could have done a LOT more damage to the machine not to mention that your fucking piss would be all over the poor person/s that went to go and use it.

Phoenix · 05-27-2004, 06:30 AM

yeah, i mean, there were alot of trees and grassy areas in atlanta...would have been better to piss there

Roald · 05-27-2004, 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
If you hate court why do dumbass shit to get you in there? What in the fuck were you doing pissing on a ATM? Christ!

gornyhuy · 05-27-2004, 06:32 AM

I guess you got your money's worth for the $1.50 access fee!

StRoGE · 05-27-2004, 06:35 AM

From the pics I saw it didnt look like he was pissing on the keypad or anything, just using the ATM to shield the view from onlookers.
Sometimes when you've gotta go, you've just gotta go!
Alcohol doesnt help us make the best decisions either.

Vitasoy · 05-27-2004, 06:42 AM

rebel without a cause. ;-)

cool1 · 05-27-2004, 06:43 AM

You got lucky, here you probably would have went to jial for a couple of months.

I know I guy who got 3 months for pissing into the pocket of a pool table in the bar.
He though he was in the bathroom he was so drunk.

StRoGE · 05-27-2004, 06:50 AM

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Originally posted by coolone
You got lucky, here you probably would have went to jial for a couple of months.

I know I guy who got 3 months for pissing into the pocket of a pool table in the bar.
He though he was in the bathroom he was so drunk.

Oh man have I been there.

Jace · 05-27-2004, 06:51 AM

jesus you all, get a grip...i didn't actually pee onto the keypad, i fucking went behind the atm, and two people sheilding me as a I did it...i was completely hidden, the only reason the cop even knoew I did it was cause he walked around the atm and saw a puddle on the ground behind it, and out of the way of traffic

if I wanted to fight it, i could have gotten it thrown out...they never actually witnesses me pee, they never even read me my rights....they just assumed I did it and took me to jail, over something they could have written a ticket for

B40 · 05-27-2004, 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by hova
And why did you piss on that ATM??

Drunk?

Jace · 05-27-2004, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by hova
And why did you piss on that ATM??

drunk...and it wasn't actually ON the atm, it was behind it...out of public view for the most part

Veterans Day · 05-27-2004, 06:57 AM

dumbass

brand0n · 05-27-2004, 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
jesus you all, get a grip...i didn't actually pee onto the keypad, i fucking went behind the atm, and two people sheilding me as a I did it...i was completely hidden, the only reason the cop even knoew I did it was cause he walked around the atm and saw a puddle on the ground behind it, and out of the way of traffic

if I wanted to fight it, i could have gotten it thrown out...they never actually witnesses me pee, they never even read me my rights....they just assumed I did it and took me to jail, over something they could have written a ticket for

i would have had to testify for the state

your honor, he peed

Jace · 05-27-2004, 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
i would have had to testify for the state

your honor, he peed

hahahaha...now THAT would be some funny shit!

llabtaem · 05-27-2004, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day
dumbass

Christ almighty... get a grip people. I don't even know this guy and I can sympathize. Any red blooded male that has half a nutsack has pissed in the most awkward of locations. I pissed on the steps of Harvard Law School right where JFK stood to get his graduation picture taken. Did I hate JFK No... I did it to do it so I could tell people like I am right now

PS> Didn't get caught

PBucksLauren · 05-27-2004, 07:04 AM

Extremely intelligent of you to piss on an ATM... Don't you know they usually have cameras in them or around them?

B40 · 05-27-2004, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by llabtaem
Christ almighty... get a grip people. I don't even know this guy and I can sympathize. Any red blooded male that has half a nutsack has pissed in the most awkward of locations. I pissed on the steps of Harvard Law School right where JFK stood to get his graduation picture taken. Did I hate JFK No... I did it to do it so I could tell people like I am right now

PS> Didn't get caught

Plus he was drunk...it's not like he pissed all over the screen and buttons on the ATM.

But the JFK thing, couldn't you have found a washroom or tree or something?

eroswebmaster · 05-27-2004, 07:07 AM

I remember way back that one guy who got drunk and decided to piss on a bug zapper...needless tos ay he's no longer with us.

B40 · 05-27-2004, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by PBucksLauren
Extremely intelligent of you to piss on an ATM... Don't you know they usually have cameras in them or around them?

They usually have a camera in the upper left corner of the ATM. But like he said, he pissed behind it

llabtaem · 05-27-2004, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by B40
Plus he was drunk...it's not like he pissed all over the screen and buttons on the ATM.

But the JFK thing, couldn't you have found a washroom or tree or something?

yes I could have B40. But that wouldn't have been as much fun now, would it have? It's like you people were born in Shargri La and have never done anything you weren;t suppsed to do ever. It kills me

EDIT: I was piss drunk too. I would have never done it sober.. and I'm sure neither would he have unless it was a dire emergency.

tony286 · 05-27-2004, 07:12 AM

I am glad it went well

I was thinking you should of told the Judge pissing on the ATM machine was political statement on the state of the bank establishment. lol

Jace · 05-27-2004, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by tony404
I am glad it went well I was thinking you should of told the Judge pissing on the ATM machine was political statement on the state of the bank establishment. lol

haha!

note: you all get up WAY too early for working at home

Manowar · 05-27-2004, 07:41 AM

Your mad

tony286 · 05-27-2004, 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
haha!

note: you all get up WAY too early for working at home

I am figuring your not going to sleep on Monday thats the only way you will be at my house at 7:30am for the adobe thing lol.

Jace · 05-27-2004, 08:06 AM

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Originally posted by tony404
I am figuring your not going to sleep on Monday thats the only way you will be at my house at 7:30am for the adobe thing lol.

haha, your probably right.....i had to take 3 tylenol pm at 10pm last night to get up this early for today

pussyluver · 05-27-2004, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
got fined $75

when I was leaving the jail 3 weeks ago after my court time, the bailiff told me not to get a lawyer and just tell the judge I could not afford one, and then to plead guilty

i did that...and he was right

the other guy that was with me that night it happened that got public urination got a lawyer and showed up today too...he had to pay the lawyer $400 and pay a $200 fine

it is over now, thank god...i fucking hate court

Were you paying attention in court? Did the guy with the lawyer get a plea bargin to a lesser charge or have the incident removed from his record? There may have been more to the story. So he may not have a record and you do?? Don't know, wasn't there.

Now every time you're pulled over or the cops run your plates or you're checked for anything it wil be - ut-oh an ATM pisser!!!

scoreman · 05-27-2004, 09:02 AM

Your the bozo that pisses in elevators too right?

Jace · 05-27-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by pussyluver
Were you paying attention in court? Did the guy with the lawyer get a plea bargin to a lesser charge or have the incident removed from his record? There may have been more to the story. So he may not have a record and you do?? Don't know, wasn't there.

Now every time you're pulled over or the cops run your plates or you're checked for anything it wil be - ut-oh an ATM pisser!!!

well, um...considering I already trafficking, mail theft and credit card fraud on there as federal charges, i doubt that a misdemeanor urination is that big of a deal

when you live my life, your just happy to be out of court with JUST a fine...LOL

Jace · 05-27-2004, 09:25 AM

i love all the people here that act like they have NEVER taken a leak in public...now THAT is the funny part

body · 05-27-2004, 09:25 AM

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	Went to court today for pissing on that ATM in Atlanta got fined $75 when I was leaving the jail 3 weeks ago after my court time, the bailiff told me not to get a lawyer and just tell the judge I could not afford one, and then to plead guilty i did that...and he was right the other guy that was with me that night it happened that got public urination got a lawyer and showed up today too...he had to pay the lawyer $400 and pay a $200 fine it is over now, thank god...i fucking hate court

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	jesus you all, get a grip...i didn't actually pee onto the keypad, i fucking went behind the atm, and two people sheilding me as a I did it...i was completely hidden, the only reason the cop even knoew I did it was cause he walked around the atm and saw a puddle on the ground behind it, and out of the way of traffic if I wanted to fight it, i could have gotten it thrown out...they never actually witnesses me pee, they never even read me my rights....they just assumed I did it and took me to jail, over something they could have written a ticket for

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