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Red · 01-11-2001, 10:25 PM

I finally got connected at my new house. I hope everyone is having a great new year so far. This year has made me realize the things I've learned as I've matured (no age cracks, any of you!) and I've decided to share these pearls of wisdom with you.

1.I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

2.I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

3.I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs

4.I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think

5.I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

6.I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities

7.I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

8.I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

9.I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

10.I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

oh yeah, and I've learned that being the only woman in an office of really strange guys will lead to a great book one of these days. :-)

Love ya
Red

XxCrackNuggetxX · 01-11-2001, 10:29 PM

Yo Bro I Had A Mad Nice NewYears And You? Yeah This Is Cool I Want A T Shirt LoL

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Red · 01-11-2001, 10:31 PM

Bro???
Someone please set this guy straight and get me some of what he's smoking.

Red

Lensman · 01-12-2001, 01:30 AM

Red, that was very touching. It reminds me of Corinthians 14:34.

Also, the only reason you're the only woman is because your sexchange is further along than Wizzo's and Tankers.

Rip · 01-12-2001, 01:33 AM

hiya red

titmowse · 01-12-2001, 01:43 AM

Hey grrrl...let's take over dis board. You, me and Tam and fill it with ESTROGEN!!!

Oh and BTW you are on my permanent link list in my newsletter.

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ammo325 · 01-12-2001, 03:06 AM

Red,

Sweetie - Welcome back to the land of the greedy scum sucking dogs. You could include us in your book also. You should walk around like Jessie James and say, "I'll make you famous"

Nice to hear you again

Tam · 01-12-2001, 07:17 AM

HEY!!!!!!!!!! *running to give you a huge hug* where in the hell ya been woman? I have no one for to carry out my orders and sexual favors with you away...

So glad to have you back.... I have missed you terribly.

I agree with titmowse........ let's take this badboy over....... I always wanted to tell every man on the planet to gofuckyourself............. rotfl

Seriously, I am so glad your back woman,

Love ya babe,

Tam

Red · 01-13-2001, 02:15 PM

Thanks folk.
Tit and Tam, I'd love it if we filled this board with estrogen. Tam, I've missed you too sweetie. I've been having Kevin tie me up and spank me, but it's just not the same as when you do it. Maybe it's because he doesn't write my name across his ass. I don't know, but something's missing.

Lens - Shhh. You weren't supposed to say anythng about the sex change. Oh BTW, you got a phone call yesterday, your implants are ready. You wanted the saline, not the silicone, right?

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Jamdin · 01-14-2001, 01:59 AM

<font size=6 color=ffooff>Yes</font>

I've missed you

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That's it. I am bringing out pictures of hugging teddy bears.

01-11-2001, 10:25 PM	#1
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	I'm finally back online. Didja miss me? I finally got connected at my new house. I hope everyone is having a great new year so far. This year has made me realize the things I've learned as I've matured (no age cracks, any of you!) and I've decided to share these pearls of wisdom with you. 1.I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. 2.I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. 3.I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs 4.I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think 5.I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. 6.I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities 7.I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. 8.I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. 9.I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. 10.I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages. oh yeah, and I've learned that being the only woman in an office of really strange guys will lead to a great book one of these days. :-) Love ya Red

01-11-2001, 10:29 PM	#2
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01-11-2001, 10:31 PM	#3
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	Bro??? Someone please set this guy straight and get me some of what he's smoking. Red

01-12-2001, 01:30 AM	#4
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Red, that was very touching. It reminds me of Corinthians 14:34. Also, the only reason you're the only woman is because your sexchange is further along than Wizzo's and Tankers.

01-12-2001, 01:33 AM	#5
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	hiya red

01-12-2001, 01:43 AM	#6
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Hey grrrl...let's take over dis board. You, me and Tam and fill it with ESTROGEN!!! Oh and BTW you are on my permanent link list in my newsletter. ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

01-12-2001, 03:06 AM	#7
ammo325 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: LV Nev Posts: 467	Red, Sweetie - Welcome back to the land of the greedy scum sucking dogs. You could include us in your book also. You should walk around like Jessie James and say, "I'll make you famous" Nice to hear you again

01-12-2001, 07:17 AM	#8
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	HEY!!!!!!!!!! running to give you a huge hug where in the hell ya been woman? I have no one for to carry out my orders and sexual favors with you away... So glad to have you back.... I have missed you terribly. I agree with titmowse........ let's take this badboy over....... I always wanted to tell every man on the planet to gofuckyourself............. rotfl Seriously, I am so glad your back woman, Love ya babe, Tam

01-13-2001, 02:15 PM	#9
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	Thanks folk. Tit and Tam, I'd love it if we filled this board with estrogen. Tam, I've missed you too sweetie. I've been having Kevin tie me up and spank me, but it's just not the same as when you do it. Maybe it's because he doesn't write my name across his ass. I don't know, but something's missing. Lens - Shhh. You weren't supposed to say anythng about the sex change. Oh BTW, you got a phone call yesterday, your implants are ready. You wanted the saline, not the silicone, right? ------------------ Amateurmoney-we give great click [This message has been edited by Red (edited 01-13-2001).]

01-14-2001, 01:59 AM	#10
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	<font size=6 color=ffooff>Yes</font> I've missed you ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction Shemp's Categorist

12-03-2003, 08:03 AM	#11
The Bringer So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Right behind you, staring schemingly into your frail skull... Posts: 165	That's it. I am bringing out pictures of hugging teddy bears.