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Juicy D. Links · 05-25-2004, 07:15 PM

I have one testicle

I had it removed 9 yrs ago . I had a problem and my nut got twisted and blood flow was reduced. My testicle died. I had o get it removed. It was hard. I live with it.

Heheheh

Spunky · 05-25-2004, 07:16 PM

..Juicy one ball

MrIzzz · 05-25-2004, 07:16 PM

your half a homo

merlin77 · 05-25-2004, 07:17 PM

good stuff!

Juicy D. Links · 05-25-2004, 07:21 PM

i have oe testicle but its huge and meaty

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-25-2004, 07:24 PM

I BET YOU ARE STILL SEXY EVEN WITH 1 BALL

Ice · 05-25-2004, 07:24 PM

Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my Mercedes
And I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your gel on right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Juicy
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the guido
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
(INSTRUMENTAL)
Well it's forty below
And I ain't got a Mercedes
And I don't give a fuck
'Cause I'm off to the guido
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well heer comes Juicy
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the guido
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves

LexiLexxx · 05-25-2004, 07:24 PM

Your still a ~Hottie~!!!

Most women, have one boob bigger than the other!!!

shhhhh

StuartD · 05-25-2004, 07:25 PM

I'd give my left nut to have only one testicle.

Aquarius · 05-25-2004, 07:25 PM

are you serious?

Juicy D. Links · 05-25-2004, 07:25 PM

i keep my dead testicle in a jar also

aaron · 05-25-2004, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
i keep my dead testicle in a jar also

Juicy D. Links · 05-25-2004, 07:27 PM

anybody want to donate their testicle to me?

Juicy D. Links · 05-25-2004, 07:29 PM

Does it really look bad?

ytcracker · 05-25-2004, 07:32 PM

u cant be in the mafia with both testes

i made that up

JDog · 05-25-2004, 07:34 PM

Hmmm, what's up with the testicle cancer thread then, I thought you were gonna say you had cancer!

jDoG

EviLGuY · 05-25-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
your half a homo

punker barbie · 05-25-2004, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Does it really look bad?

fuck ur one testicale you need to shave ur ballz!!!!

how do expect to get some some taint/gooch love, when its looking like that?

geez and here i thought i had sexual satisfaction problems LOL

SleazyDream · 05-25-2004, 07:39 PM

1/2 as juicy

Juicy D. Links · 05-25-2004, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
fuck ur one testicale you need to shave ur ballz!!!!

how do expect to get some some taint/gooch love, when its looking like that?

geez and here i thought i had sexual satisfaction problems LOL

can u lick my gooch?

PrivateEye · 05-25-2004, 07:41 PM

You might wanna invest in a trimmer

acctman · 05-25-2004, 07:42 PM

dude you're only half the man you use to be. might as well just complete the transformation into a trans

punker barbie · 05-25-2004, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
can u lick my gooch?

hahaha u have blonde pubic hair!!!!

Strife · 05-25-2004, 07:48 PM

more than we need to ever know

TheHitman · 05-25-2004, 07:57 PM

I think I'm going to make shit up just to start conversations.

stephanie m. · 05-25-2004, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
fuck ur one testicale you need to shave ur ballz!!!!

how do expect to get some some taint/gooch love, when its looking like that?

geez and here i thought i had sexual satisfaction problems LOL

ill 2nd that

BVF · 05-25-2004, 08:07 PM

I hope they didn't remove your favorite nut....I could lose my left nut but my right nut is my "trigger nut"

Mr. Marks · 05-25-2004, 11:12 PM

Why do we need to know that?

TheFrog · 05-25-2004, 11:12 PM

webmaster x · 05-25-2004, 11:23 PM

Juicy, you don't need two testicles as long as you're good in pumping hard!

liquid · 05-25-2004, 11:30 PM

Sosa · 05-25-2004, 11:39 PM

uni nut!

torrey · 05-25-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Does it really look bad?

nah dude, looks cool.

J. Swing · 05-25-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
anybody want to donate their testicle to me?

I Know a guy in Vancouver which has 3 balls to juggle. I'm sure he can blow a hella wadd!! He could be a donor...Unique is good take care of that little guy

J.Swing

smokingdawn · 05-25-2004, 11:47 PM

Yikes

pure energy · 05-25-2004, 11:47 PM

I don't think the girls are complaining!

AWW - Kevin · 05-25-2004, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Does it really look bad?

gotto love photoshop

is that 200% or 400% zoom

maxdaname · 05-25-2004, 11:49 PM

Shave...

Thomas1007 · 05-25-2004, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
I hope they didn't remove your favorite nut....I could lose my left nut but my right nut is my "trigger nut"

LMAO

erehwon · 05-26-2004, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I have one testicle

I had it removed 9 yrs ago . I had a problem and my nut got twisted and blood flow was reduced. My testicle died. I had o get it removed. It was hard. I live with it.

Heheheh

Juicy, I can almost feel your pain, have you thought about getting a replacement nut?

They have them for pets, Neuticles is the industry leader for Rover's that want to feel 'whole' again.

acuk · 05-26-2004, 05:02 AM

Juicy just want's to see how many female gfy posters
will ask for a look

James Greuel · 05-26-2004, 11:51 AM

Juicy
You ain't alone pal
I had cancer and lost the small one.
A year later I went back and had them install the super titanium big toe buster.
Now when I get kicked in the nads they break a toe, and I break a nose while they are hopping on one foot crying.

Nothing is all good or all bad

"and I'm off off to the rodeo."

JG

FrankWhite · 05-26-2004, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I have one testicle

I had it removed 9 yrs ago . I had a problem and my nut got twisted and blood flow was reduced. My testicle died. I had o get it removed. It was hard. I live with it.

Heheheh

are you related to Tom Green ?

Juicy D. Links · 05-26-2004, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin
gotto love photoshop

is that 200% or 400% zoom

its not even a pic of my cock i got it off of google

Juicy D. Links · 05-26-2004, 11:55 AM

Can anyone notice it? Does it look bad?

brand0n · 05-26-2004, 12:21 PM

i got a buddy (this is NO bullshit) who has 3 balls. maybe you guys should get together and work out some kinda deal?

iFliPcEss · 05-26-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
i got a buddy (this is NO bullshit) who has 3 balls. maybe you guys should get together and work out some kinda deal?

3 balls? wow, that is something

Lauren · 05-26-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I have one testicle

I had it removed 9 yrs ago . I had a problem and my nut got twisted and blood flow was reduced. My testicle died. I had o get it removed. It was hard. I live with it.

Heheheh

wow! the better!!! mwah!

StuartD · 05-26-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
i got a buddy (this is NO bullshit) who has 3 balls. maybe you guys should get together and work out some kinda deal?

Dr. Evil?

Lauren · 05-26-2004, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Can anyone notice it? Does it look bad?

nah! u still look good !!! LoL

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