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Rictor · 01-17-2001, 01:30 PM

A man is driving late one Saturday night when a cop pulls him over. The
policeman walked up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving?"

"No," replies the policeman, "you were driving fine. It's the ugly fat
chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."

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Lensman · 01-18-2001, 12:11 AM

The last time a cop pulled me over, he asked why I was so mad. I top him that his lights startled me so much, that I spilled my beer.

PostWhore · 05-24-2003, 12:49 AM

Lykos · 05-24-2003, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
A man is driving late one Saturday night when a cop pulls him over. The
policeman walked up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving?"

"No," replies the policeman, "you were driving fine. It's the ugly fat
chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."

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"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."

Good one

siccmade · 05-24-2003, 01:06 AM

I was just on a conference call with some friends, drove to the gas station

got some coffee

driving, forgot to put on my lights

so a cop flashes me and shit, pulls me over

because my lights were off he assumes im drunk and make me take a breathalizer test

fuck the police.

01-17-2001, 01:30 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Drunk Driving A man is driving late one Saturday night when a cop pulls him over. The policeman walked up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why? Was I weaving?" "No," replies the policeman, "you were driving fine. It's the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away." ------------------ "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."

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siccmade Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canton, Ohio Posts: 1,641	I was just on a conference call with some friends, drove to the gas station got some coffee driving, forgot to put on my lights so a cop flashes me and shit, pulls me over because my lights were off he assumes im drunk and make me take a breathalizer test fuck the police. __________________ Adult XXX Hits - Adult Traffic Exchange. Get free traffic!

01-18-2001, 12:11 AM	#2
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	The last time a cop pulled me over, he asked why I was so mad. I top him that his lights startled me so much, that I spilled my beer.