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Sarah_Jayne · 05-26-2004, 09:48 AM

almost vacation time...we always hear about the great ones but what was the crappiest vacation you ever had and why?

SlickRick · 05-26-2004, 04:45 PM

Well it wasnt so much as a vacation.

We were only 19 or so and went to Laughlin NV. To meet up with my parents. Afrer getting lost and ended up in Lancaster CA (About 150 miles off the beaten track) We finially got to Laughlin about 10 PM at night. found my parents, where they pointed us the way to where their hotel was, across the river on the AZ side. Well I guess it didnt sink in, after already being shit faced drunk. My friend and I got on the little boat to take us across the river and waited for the bus to take us to the hotel. Well the bus never showed up. So we got back on the boat to get back to the Nevada side. After passing out from to much drinking, and the heat, at least 100+ degrees in the wee hours of the morning. Like 3AM. We were wakend up by the boat driver/captian, and told us to get off the boat he was done for the night. So we ended up going to the truck we drove up to Laughlin (Which was the work truck) (Anyone that knows about graphite, its like pencil led). We ended up sleeping in the back of the truck getting friggen coated in graphite dust. Well Summer time in the desert is Monsoon season, and it started raining and raining hard.

It is not a real pretty site getting up covered in graphite dust all over your cloths and skin, soaking wet from the rain, and taking a bath out if an ice chest (in the casino parkling lot) from all the melted ice from all the beer we had.

True story. LOL

Bruce_Miller · 05-26-2004, 04:50 PM

Every Vacation I have ever taken to Canada... Just kidding

DutchTeenCash · 05-26-2004, 04:51 PM

that time i booked a guided tour through ireland and found out the average age was 60 yrs more then mine AAAARGH NEVER AGIAN!!!

pimplink · 05-26-2004, 05:51 PM

I can't remember! every vacation spent is worthwhile!

TweetyBird · 05-26-2004, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Bruce_Miller
Every Vacation I have ever taken to Canada... Just kidding

you'd better be kidding

thatjen · 05-26-2004, 07:30 PM

Worst vacation: When I visited my "boyfriend" at college and the whole weekend he ignored me and hit on his two new girl friends! We all went to Disneyworld and he made me sleep on the cot while he shared the bed with his new "friend." Good god. I would have left earlier if I wasn't trapped with them, 10 hours away from the airport.

fiftyfingers · 05-26-2004, 08:15 PM

Worst vacation I had involved poor flight arrangements. Missing the flight, getting new flights, etc. Always show up on time, that's my advice.

Amp · 05-26-2004, 08:17 PM

when I went to Maui in '01.

time there was fantastic. Arriving back in San Francisco after it was over was like being sent back to Hell.

so I said fuck it..... and moved here. Fuck San Fran.

Furious_Male · 05-26-2004, 08:18 PM

Vacation? What the hell is that

nathan_f · 05-26-2004, 08:18 PM

not much of a vacation has a road trip...

we drove down to manitoulin island (on the great lakes) and as soon as we got the beach i had to been to as a kid, we started fighting over something dumb. i got pissed off, went back to the car, she got in, and i just drove us home.

worst vacation ever.

i probably could have apologised for whatever it was, but hey, i'm a man..

webmaster x · 05-26-2004, 11:26 PM

Actually, it's not that bad. we went to a this place where you get the water from the well, there's pigs, goats, chickens and all. i think it's some kind of farm. And you have to wake up early just to feed the animals. anyways, it's a good experience for me because i now know how to value the life i have now.

StRoGE · 05-26-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by thatjen
Worst vacation: When I visited my "boyfriend" at college and the whole weekend he ignored me and hit on his two new girl friends! We all went to Disneyworld and he made me sleep on the cot while he shared the bed with his new "friend." Good god. I would have left earlier if I wasn't trapped with them, 10 hours away from the airport.

Wow that sounds SOOO familiar. Except I was visiting my girlfriend and we had a fight and she kicked me out of her apartment 4500 miles from home. Stupid bitch.

ocho-ocho · 05-26-2004, 11:34 PM

when we went to thailand...the tourist bus left us! bwahaha...

Faith69 · 05-26-2004, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by ocho-ocho
when we went to thailand...the tourist bus left us! bwahaha...

Ooh I'm planning a vacation to Thailand later this year or early next year

Would love any good insight you have... it will be my first trip there ever! Much thanks if you've got the inside scoop

Sarah_Jayne · 05-27-2004, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by Furious_Male
Vacation? What the hell is that

spot the webmaster..lol

Firehorse · 05-28-2004, 11:00 AM

Fotunately the Holiday Gods have always been kind to me.

Shoehorn! · 05-28-2004, 11:02 AM

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Good thing we were at the best hotel, else I woulda killed myself.

Sambo · 05-28-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Amp
when I went to Maui in '01.

time there was fantastic. Arriving back in San Francisco after it was over was like being sent back to Hell.

so I said fuck it..... and moved here. Fuck San Fran.

Thats how I ended up in NZ....

Fuck London

Paul Markham · 05-28-2004, 11:21 AM

Planned to go on a trip with another shooter and two models, bit of fun, bit of work and sex was the plan.

So planned we all met at my place the evening before for dinner and set out the day. The girl I chose was keen on me.

So at 7.00 my girl has not arrived, we went for dinner. At 12.00 my girl has still not arrived and we assumed she was not coming. This was in the days before mobile phones.

So the girl we did have says we can share her alternate nights and a few 3somes. Which sounded fine, but how to decide who?s first, girl decides we toss a coin, I win. My mate goes to sleep downstairs in the studio and we go to my bedroom.

So the next morning I'm in the kitchen preparing a heart breakfast and my girl walks in, not looking very happy. I try to explain the situation, told her I wanted to spend the week with her and she seems to accept it.

So off we go and that was the end of my holiday, she proceeded to make my life a misery for the whole week. When I asked her if she would not be happier if I put her on a train home she said no.

GUESS IT WAS PAYBACK TIME.

bluedevil · 05-28-2004, 11:23 AM

London...

when we left our hotel there was this black girl just chilling in the lobby.

When we came back...my mom's suitcase was missing...but the worst part is,...she had like special medication, so while everyone went out and had fun in lodon...the tour guide me and my mother fuckin were in the emergency room...

the rest of it was nice...I LOVE ENGLAND, scotland too...very nice

merlin77 · 05-28-2004, 11:36 AM

Okay, it's not the worst vacation ever, it is just a really shitty part of my vacation.
It was mine and my husbands first vacation together (this was before we got married), so we decided to go to Mexico, the Mayan Riviera (beautiful by the way if you haven't been there). The first two days were great! Beautiful weather, great food, lots of drinks. Then on day 3 we decided to take a tour of the ruins. Part of the tour included lunch. Well, this is where it all started to go downhill. When we returned from our long day tour my stomach wasn't feeling too well, I figured it was just car sickness (we had the worlds scariest driver driving the tour bus), but oh no, was I wrong. That was the last day of my all inclusive vacation that I was able to eat or drink for I had just gotten the worst case of food poisoning. So, for the next 4 days I was, lets just say, indisposed. By the time I was feeling better we only had 2 days left and I still could not stomach the smell or taste of food. So, I spent my last 2 days, 15 lbs lighter, laying in the sun by the pool.
Like I said, not the worst vacation, cause there were definate highlights, but the worst part of a vacation.

angeleyes · 05-28-2004, 11:47 AM

Best and Worse was Jamaica... I got food poisoning on the flight over so I spent the first 2 days projectile vomiting... otherwise, the rest of the vacation was kick ass!

05-26-2004, 09:48 AM	#1
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05-26-2004, 04:51 PM	#4
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05-26-2004, 08:15 PM	#8
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05-26-2004, 04:45 PM	#2
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	Well it wasnt so much as a vacation. We were only 19 or so and went to Laughlin NV. To meet up with my parents. Afrer getting lost and ended up in Lancaster CA (About 150 miles off the beaten track) We finially got to Laughlin about 10 PM at night. found my parents, where they pointed us the way to where their hotel was, across the river on the AZ side. Well I guess it didnt sink in, after already being shit faced drunk. My friend and I got on the little boat to take us across the river and waited for the bus to take us to the hotel. Well the bus never showed up. So we got back on the boat to get back to the Nevada side. After passing out from to much drinking, and the heat, at least 100+ degrees in the wee hours of the morning. Like 3AM. We were wakend up by the boat driver/captian, and told us to get off the boat he was done for the night. So we ended up going to the truck we drove up to Laughlin (Which was the work truck) (Anyone that knows about graphite, its like pencil led). We ended up sleeping in the back of the truck getting friggen coated in graphite dust. Well Summer time in the desert is Monsoon season, and it started raining and raining hard. It is not a real pretty site getting up covered in graphite dust all over your cloths and skin, soaking wet from the rain, and taking a bath out if an ice chest (in the casino parkling lot) from all the melted ice from all the beer we had. True story. LOL

05-26-2004, 04:50 PM	#3
Bruce_Miller Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 4REALCASH.COM Posts: 783	Every Vacation I have ever taken to Canada... Just kidding

05-26-2004, 07:30 PM	#7
thatjen Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 290	Worst vacation: When I visited my "boyfriend" at college and the whole weekend he ignored me and hit on his two new girl friends! We all went to Disneyworld and he made me sleep on the cot while he shared the bed with his new "friend." Good god. I would have left earlier if I wasn't trapped with them, 10 hours away from the airport.

05-26-2004, 08:17 PM	#9
Amp So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maui Posts: 1,661	when I went to Maui in '01. time there was fantastic. Arriving back in San Francisco after it was over was like being sent back to Hell. so I said fuck it..... and moved here. Fuck San Fran.

05-26-2004, 08:18 PM	#11
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	not much of a vacation has a road trip... we drove down to manitoulin island (on the great lakes) and as soon as we got the beach i had to been to as a kid, we started fighting over something dumb. i got pissed off, went back to the car, she got in, and i just drove us home. worst vacation ever. i probably could have apologised for whatever it was, but hey, i'm a man..

05-26-2004, 11:26 PM	#12
webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	Actually, it's not that bad. we went to a this place where you get the water from the well, there's pigs, goats, chickens and all. i think it's some kind of farm. And you have to wake up early just to feed the animals. anyways, it's a good experience for me because i now know how to value the life i have now. __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

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ocho-ocho Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,769	when we went to thailand...the tourist bus left us! bwahaha... __________________ ____________________________ under construction

05-28-2004, 11:00 AM	#17
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05-28-2004, 11:02 AM	#18
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Good thing we were at the best hotel, else I woulda killed myself. __________________

05-28-2004, 11:21 AM	#20
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Planned to go on a trip with another shooter and two models, bit of fun, bit of work and sex was the plan. So planned we all met at my place the evening before for dinner and set out the day. The girl I chose was keen on me. So at 7.00 my girl has not arrived, we went for dinner. At 12.00 my girl has still not arrived and we assumed she was not coming. This was in the days before mobile phones. So the girl we did have says we can share her alternate nights and a few 3somes. Which sounded fine, but how to decide who?s first, girl decides we toss a coin, I win. My mate goes to sleep downstairs in the studio and we go to my bedroom. So the next morning I'm in the kitchen preparing a heart breakfast and my girl walks in, not looking very happy. I try to explain the situation, told her I wanted to spend the week with her and she seems to accept it. So off we go and that was the end of my holiday, she proceeded to make my life a misery for the whole week. When I asked her if she would not be happier if I put her on a train home she said no. GUESS IT WAS PAYBACK TIME. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

05-28-2004, 11:23 AM	#21
bluedevil Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,093	London... when we left our hotel there was this black girl just chilling in the lobby. When we came back...my mom's suitcase was missing...but the worst part is,...she had like special medication, so while everyone went out and had fun in lodon...the tour guide me and my mother fuckin were in the emergency room... the rest of it was nice...I LOVE ENGLAND, scotland too...very nice __________________ My top money maker

05-28-2004, 11:36 AM	#22
merlin77 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vancouver,BC Posts: 546	Okay, it's not the worst vacation ever, it is just a really shitty part of my vacation. It was mine and my husbands first vacation together (this was before we got married), so we decided to go to Mexico, the Mayan Riviera (beautiful by the way if you haven't been there). The first two days were great! Beautiful weather, great food, lots of drinks. Then on day 3 we decided to take a tour of the ruins. Part of the tour included lunch. Well, this is where it all started to go downhill. When we returned from our long day tour my stomach wasn't feeling too well, I figured it was just car sickness (we had the worlds scariest driver driving the tour bus), but oh no, was I wrong. That was the last day of my all inclusive vacation that I was able to eat or drink for I had just gotten the worst case of food poisoning. So, for the next 4 days I was, lets just say, indisposed. By the time I was feeling better we only had 2 days left and I still could not stomach the smell or taste of food. So, I spent my last 2 days, 15 lbs lighter, laying in the sun by the pool. Like I said, not the worst vacation, cause there were definate highlights, but the worst part of a vacation. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-28-2004, 11:47 AM	#23
angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	Best and Worse was Jamaica... I got food poisoning on the flight over so I spent the first 2 days projectile vomiting... otherwise, the rest of the vacation was kick ass! __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.