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Old 05-25-2004, 08:25 AM   #1
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I fucked my first ugly chick last night....
I pride myself in only having sex with "cute" or sexy girls... maybe not all of them were perfect "10"s but there was always something about the girl that turned my crank.... that all changed last night... I met a girl on Friday at a bar and we ended up going for dinner last night... she seemed sweet and something about her was sexy ( i think it was her smile)... anyway we ended up at my place where I proceeded to throw it to her good and proper...

but man she had an AWFUL body!! I realized now just how hot my past 2 longterm girlfriends were... this chick last night was all soft (NO muscle definition whatsoever) and her skin felt like used sandpaper,, and my god her ass was all deflated and wrinkled YUCK... her fucking body looked all deformed there laying on my bed... it was a huge turnoff but its not like I could have just stopped and told her "you need to leave"... so I proceeded to fuck this ugly chick, she made me go down on her too

Anyway I have learned my lesson, from now on I am getting a feel of the body and ass before taking it any further and I am not going to bring home just anyone anymore.... she knows where I live now
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:26 AM   #2
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:28 AM   #4
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she MADE you go down on her? Thats brutal.
You need to take a long hot shower and think about what you've done. Fucking her to be polite is one thing, but eating her out to be polite? Come on man!
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:30 AM   #6
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she MADE you go down on her? Thats brutal.
You need to take a long hot shower and think about what you've done. Fucking her to be polite is one thing, but eating her out to be polite? Come on man!
I know! but at least she was clean... I just closed my eyes and went to work the whole time imagining I was eating out Aria Giovanni
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:31 AM   #8
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:32 AM   #9
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at least you didnt have sex with an indian women with hairy arms and legs and snatch
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:34 AM   #11
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:35 AM   #12
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:36 AM   #13
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You are now officially entering horndog land. Check your standards at the door.
Man, I prefer not to get laid for months than to go through what I did last night... it was traumatic and the whole time I was saying to myself "This is never happening to me again..." I mean i couldn't even blow my load cuz she was turning me off so much... she kept asking me "Why can't you cum?" I was on the verge of telling her "cuz you are fucking disgusting the hell out of me" - She didn't even give a good blowjob
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ah the ugly fuck award now I can finally pass it on to you.....
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indeed.. once you go ugly you'll fuck dozens of them. You're lost!
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she MADE you go down on her? Thats brutal.
You need to take a long hot shower and think about what you've done. Fucking her to be polite is one thing, but eating her out to be polite? Come on man!
Makes me happy I shoot POV. If a girl ever shot for me & got the excuse: "POV of me eating you out would be your belly button" then I was trying to make excuses not to dive down that smelly cavernous hole and wake up with a yeasty mustache. I think I kissed & went down on 4 girls in the last 5 years of doing porn for my site. It's good to have that exit when the pie aint lookin so fresh.
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she kept asking me "Why can't you cum?" I was on the verge of telling her "cuz you are fucking disgusting the hell out of me" - She didn't even give a good blowjob
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indeed.. once you go ugly you'll fuck dozens of them. You're lost!
Say it ain't so! I think being in the porn biz certainly doesn't help... looking at movies of hot chicks having sex all day then having to actually fuck an ugly one at night is really messing with my mind
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:48 AM   #23
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Say it ain't so! I think being in the porn biz certainly doesn't help... looking at movies of hot chicks having sex all day then having to actually fuck an ugly one at night is really messing with my mind
You have to live with that for the rest of your life now. No more hot chicks for you.
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:57 AM   #25
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Why are you telling everyone?
Its more of a warning to all the other players out there... BEWARE of ugly cihcks, they come disguised as cute and sexy but you still need to do your due diligence.... or else you'll end up praying for death while you are pumping her ugly pussy...

I wouldn't wish what i went through last night on my worst enemy... well, maybe I would...
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just be glad you didnt knock her up.. then you'd really be sorry =)
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I personally have NEVER gone to bed with an ugly woman...

But fuck I have woken up with dozens of 'em!!!
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The first lesson in fucking a ugly girl is.....
Not to fuck her at your place.....

Now she's able to stalk you whenever she feels like it...
If I get sympathy for a not so beautifull chick I always
make sure she wound't get into my personal circle
of people and places....

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Not to fuck her at your place.....

Now she's able to stalk you whenever she feels like it...
AMEN!

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AT THIS MOMENT... A CHICK IS POSTING ON A GIRLIE BOARD

"I can't believe I fucked this twink lastnight... He seemed nice and all but by the time I got him in bed... I KNEW there was no satisifaction with his puny cock, so I pulled his head down and rode that face till he made me cum."
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lol that sucks dude, when i get stuck in a situation like that i just tell the bitch i have heart burn and i stop fucking around and just sit till she decides to leave
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I personally have NEVER gone to bed with an ugly woman...

But fuck I have woken up with dozens of 'em!!!
exactly my problem....
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Haha congrats dude

You are realy lucky guy Well i thought that she got ugly face but hot body but like i see she don't have bought
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