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Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 04:22 AM

Well, it was only a matter of time before this thread repeated itself. Don't call it a comeback -- I've been here for years!

This time, I'm truly not responsible for the ensuing debauchery. Seriously. I was sitting at my apartment, diligently writing this masterstroke of brilliance. My houseguests, who've spent the week terrorizing Panama, snuck into a high fashion show under false pretenses (they claimed to be from Maxim Magazine, the clever lads).

When they barged through my door at 3 in the morning, they had four ridiculously hot model chicas in tow. A lot of insensitive GFYers cast aspersions at the girls in the last thread -- insults ranging from "homely" to "plummeted from the Ugly Plane into the Fugly Forest and leveled a thousand disgusting acres of Skankwood."

Of course, everyone was right: those girls were nothing to dial 1-800-COLLECT about. But, as this thread will prove towards the conclusion, there's alot to be said for making the beast with two backs with a beast with a hunchback.

Let's save the moral for later though, shall we?

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RicardoB · 05-25-2004, 04:24 AM

Not a bad spot to be in

Slinx · 05-25-2004, 04:26 AM

Nice!

kmanrox · 05-25-2004, 04:31 AM

hey left nut...

hey right nut...

.........

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 04:34 AM

These girls were hot, no doubt about it. But unlike our fugly-bugglies from 2 days yore, they were camera shy.

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 04:47 AM

Deer in and with headlights.

Jer · 05-25-2004, 04:51 AM

Sig spot. I'll read the thread now.

[SJ] · 05-25-2004, 04:53 AM

Last one was great, this should be fun

TDF · 05-25-2004, 04:55 AM

Jer · 05-25-2004, 04:58 AM

The girls looks great!

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 04:59 AM

We made the last girls clean the dishes. We took these girls shopping. Hot snatch is a potent elixir.

hova · 05-25-2004, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Dinin
These girls were hot, no doubt about it. But unlike our fugly-bugglies from 2 days yore, they were camera shy.

The one on the left has some funky tits

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 05:12 AM

Does that ass have an express lane? 'Cuz I've got 5 inches or less, muffinbutt.

Kicker · 05-25-2004, 05:16 AM

Nice pics

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 05:39 AM

And now, some pics from the fashion show at which they picked these girls up. As many of you are aware, I have just enough fashion sense to figure out that pinch-roll jeans are not "in", but Hypercolors are still acceptable. Right? RIGHT? Whatever -- I'll do my best to navigate the these treacherous waters.

Here we have the latest haute coutre from Calvin Klein's "For Hot Brown Sluts Who Look Like Diana Ross" collection.

WebTitan · 05-25-2004, 05:40 AM

this should be intresting again

Jer · 05-25-2004, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Dinin
Does that ass have an express lane? 'Cuz I've got 5 inches or less, muffinbutt.

HOT

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 06:15 AM

In the spirit of the fashion industry, I'll remind you why I am incapable of generating anything remotely resembling an erection for a fortnight. Sex at this juncture would be like trying to stuff an oyster in a parking meter.

Joesho · 05-25-2004, 07:28 AM

Rock on Paul.....

Lightspeed looks to be enjoying the hospitality

wdsguy · 05-25-2004, 07:51 AM

brand0n · 05-25-2004, 07:53 AM

im gettin on a fuckin plane today.

dirtysouth · 05-25-2004, 07:55 AM

Awesome!

body · 05-25-2004, 07:55 AM

now I'm horny

JFK · 05-25-2004, 08:03 AM

looks like I am Missing a great one here

You guys just keep on Rockin !

Manowar · 05-25-2004, 08:04 AM

classic thread in the making

TheFrog · 05-25-2004, 08:06 AM

NaughtyJenn · 05-25-2004, 08:07 AM

always an adventure

glad u guys are having a great time!

Basic_man · 05-25-2004, 08:08 AM

I need to see this shit on tape!

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 08:22 AM

Fuck all this. Let's get to the nekkidness.

Pornwolf · 05-25-2004, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mystery Man
lol you guys will go to hell

can i join ya haha

Yup, i think they are riding the train to hell I reserved tickets for some years ago.

I'll try to meet you guys at the next station!

Monique Niccole · 05-25-2004, 08:27 AM

and so it begins

Joesho · 05-25-2004, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Dinin
Fuck all this. Let's get to the nekkidness.

I would take a blow job from this chick, and the titty fuckin has to be good, look at those!!!! yum yum yum....

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 08:29 AM

Digipimp · 05-25-2004, 08:32 AM

so these girls are hotter but they're not going to fuck on cam right? right.

Joesho · 05-25-2004, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Dinin
.

She must have heard me, look she is dreaming of sucking my cock already!!!!

even sizing it up with her hands!

FuqALot · 05-25-2004, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Dinin
Don't call it a comeback -- I've been here for years!

LL Cool J?

Nice stuff!

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 08:35 AM

milambur · 05-25-2004, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Dinin

I'm hoping that this girl will be in the next thread by Paul.

Pornwolf · 05-25-2004, 08:39 AM

Slowly but surely we are getting to the good part.

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 08:45 AM

Note GFY in the background. You've gotta be one massive fucking loser to be surfing the web while strange girls are flashing butt-floss five feet away. Oh. Nevermind.

smokingdawn · 05-25-2004, 08:46 AM

Very nice

tony286 · 05-25-2004, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Dinin
Deer in and with headlights.

Are you sure the one in the blue wasnt a guy? lol

LauraLee · 05-25-2004, 09:00 AM

haha, keep on keeping on Paul.

LL

Axzar · 05-25-2004, 09:13 AM

WTG Boys!

Paul Dinin · 05-25-2004, 09:17 AM

There's a huge gap in the timeline between this picture and the previous one. Juices have already been exchanged at this point, and we were trying to cajole the girls into posing with towels and knives behind me while I sat on the ground wearing an orange jumpsuit a la Nick Berg.

sherie · 05-25-2004, 09:19 AM

LOL Marc, and here I thought that your "FREE AT LAST..." pics were as good as it gets.... SHOCKER! >=) (pertaining to thread No.1)

All I have to say is the next time you start working my back, don't be offended when I ask if you purelled your hands ;)

Play safe! Muwah!

pradaboy · 05-25-2004, 09:21 AM

excellent stuff guys... keep it coming

Fletch XXX · 05-25-2004, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Are you sure the one in the blue wasnt a guy? lol

is she was in a dark LA club, id have to give her a pussy feel to make sure she dont have a dick hehehe;)

looks like another good time.

JFK · 05-25-2004, 09:32 AM

Fitty Panamanian bang bangs

With Improved Hotness................

Fletch XXX · 05-25-2004, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mystery Man
why is it i have a feeling that we will soon see a tranny cock?

TRANNY SURPRISE!!!!

05-25-2004, 04:22 AM	#1
Paul Dinin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 169	Panamanian Bang-Bang Fiesta 2: Now With Improved Hotness! Well, it was only a matter of time before this thread repeated itself. Don't call it a comeback -- I've been here for years! This time, I'm truly not responsible for the ensuing debauchery. Seriously. I was sitting at my apartment, diligently writing this masterstroke of brilliance. My houseguests, who've spent the week terrorizing Panama, snuck into a high fashion show under false pretenses (they claimed to be from Maxim Magazine, the clever lads). When they barged through my door at 3 in the morning, they had four ridiculously hot model chicas in tow. A lot of insensitive GFYers cast aspersions at the girls in the last thread -- insults ranging from "homely" to "plummeted from the Ugly Plane into the Fugly Forest and leveled a thousand disgusting acres of Skankwood." Of course, everyone was right: those girls were nothing to dial 1-800-COLLECT about. But, as this thread will prove towards the conclusion, there's alot to be said for making the beast with two backs with a beast with a hunchback. Let's save the moral for later though, shall we? First, a quick message from our sponsor: "Hi kids! This is Steve Lightspeed here -- send me some joins so I can afford to lavish expensive gifts on Paul! Sure, he may be significantly better looking than me and hung like a mailbox but I won't hold that against him."

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Paul Dinin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 169	And now, some pics from the fashion show at which they picked these girls up. As many of you are aware, I have just enough fashion sense to figure out that pinch-roll jeans are not "in", but Hypercolors are still acceptable. Right? RIGHT? Whatever -- I'll do my best to navigate the these treacherous waters. Here we have the latest haute coutre from Calvin Klein's "For Hot Brown Sluts Who Look Like Diana Ross" collection.

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