Aint this just like a damn woman........... - GoFuckYourself.com

doc · 01-10-2001, 06:32 AM

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little
fireside chat.

He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and
said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I
can't wear them.' So I replied, '...exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.' "Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.

So on, his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try
these on."

So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Jack says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says,"Here, you try
on mine."

So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

So Jill says,"Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never
will!"

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Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

titmowse · 01-10-2001, 03:24 PM

Boo!

They let pervs like you on this board? Cool.

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blakkfrogg · 01-10-2001, 03:56 PM

"Keep on truckin, But watch out for the idiots"

Oh sure, I'll keep my eye out for them while I'm truckin' along, but only so that I can line them up with my hood ornament!

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doc · 01-10-2001, 04:14 PM

blakkfrogg,
I'm sorry dewd but a plexiglass wrap around bug shield with a plastic smiley face on a one stack mack with a winder in the back, does not constitute a hood ornimaent dewd.

And dirt haulerz cant have a hood orniment.
So what waz it you were saying....?....lol

Titigurl....
Perv!?! Who the hell said I was a perv?
I'm past that stage gurl....I am now a provert....lol

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Bizzump · 08-14-2002, 01:32 PM

good shit

overflow · 08-14-2002, 02:34 PM

LOL! To funny

01-10-2001, 06:32 AM	#1
doc Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: On 15 acres of leave me the fuck alone. Posts: 48	Aint this just like a damn woman........... Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, '...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' "Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on, his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me." So Jack says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says,"Here, you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." So Jill says,"Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will!" ------------------ Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

08-14-2002, 02:34 PM	#6
overflow Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 122	LOL! To funny __________________ "LET ME SHOOT IT"

01-10-2001, 03:24 PM	#2
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Boo! They let pervs like you on this board? Cool. ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

01-10-2001, 03:56 PM	#3
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	"Keep on truckin, But watch out for the idiots" Oh sure, I'll keep my eye out for them while I'm truckin' along, but only so that I can line them up with my hood ornament! ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-10-2001, 04:14 PM	#4
doc Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: On 15 acres of leave me the fuck alone. Posts: 48	blakkfrogg, I'm sorry dewd but a plexiglass wrap around bug shield with a plastic smiley face on a one stack mack with a winder in the back, does not constitute a hood ornimaent dewd. And dirt haulerz cant have a hood orniment. So what waz it you were saying....?....lol Titigurl.... Perv!?! Who the hell said I was a perv? I'm past that stage gurl....I am now a provert....lol ------------------ Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

08-14-2002, 01:32 PM	#5
Bizzump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 32	good shit