Ok, I just found some very disturbing news.. I knocked up my friend of 6 years - GoFuckYourself.com

Creative · 05-24-2004, 11:58 AM

ok this is the worst day of my life

i had sex with my friend the only time ive ever done it in the 6 years i've known her, and i was wearing a condom and blew it in the condom

well her boyfriend was in jail at the time, and he got out a month later after we had sex

we did it like a week b4 christmas and her ultra sound supposidly said shes 6 months pregnant

do ultra sounds ever error?

MattO · 05-24-2004, 11:59 AM

So you've know her since she was 8?

Creative · 05-24-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by MattO
So you've know her since she was 8?

shes 1 year older than i am

robfantasy · 05-24-2004, 11:59 AM

you will need to start making alot of banners

cherrylula · 05-24-2004, 12:00 PM

better pump out some of those 300k banner deals fast

Pleasurepays · 05-24-2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
you will need to start making alot of banners

AndrewKanuck · 05-24-2004, 12:00 PM

Be a man (if you're old enough to be one) and fess up to it and take care of your kids like the rest of us.

nathan_f · 05-24-2004, 12:00 PM

so when can we expect to see you on maury?

MattO · 05-24-2004, 12:01 PM

Hah yea better click this link and give the man a call:

http://www.uni-television.com/maury/

Doctor Dre · 05-24-2004, 12:01 PM

Ewww get her an abortion ... if it's still possible

Tofu · 05-24-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
you will need to start making alot of banners

aw man, soda through mi nostrals!

twistyneck · 05-24-2004, 12:01 PM

This is what you get for not becoming a devout Muslim.

And yes, they do make mistakes. I wouldn't be 100% sure that it is yours. She sounds like a total whore so Allah only knows who she was out fucking.

Fucksakes · 05-24-2004, 12:03 PM

the fun part of sex..I did ifriends,com for 2 years with my ex no condoms or birthcontrol of any kind, and she never got pregnant.

aimeesweet · 05-24-2004, 12:03 PM

oops...that sucks dude.

DR_PHIL · 05-24-2004, 12:03 PM

nah man dont kill the baby...only pussies do that shit

BradM · 05-24-2004, 12:03 PM

Funny.

Creative · 05-24-2004, 12:04 PM

i was wearing a condom

Spunky · 05-24-2004, 12:04 PM

Congrats

AndrewKanuck · 05-24-2004, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
yea i didnt even jiz tho and shes hoish

Your first post said you blew in the condom - make up your mind you fuck

Syl · 05-24-2004, 12:05 PM

Ultra sounds are not 100 percent accurate but the time frame should be pretty close. But since the b/f was with her a month later who knows. I think you should definetle get a paternity test once the baby comes, the baby has a right to know who the real father is. Cross those fingers.

Creative · 05-24-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
Your first post said you blew in the condom - make up your mind you fuck

dude i know im tellin everyone i didnt jiz ;[

Easton · 05-24-2004, 12:06 PM

my guess is some other dude is the dad, she sounds like a whore anyhow... so you're in the clear... good news!

Steve · 05-24-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Fucksakes
the fun part of sex..I did ifriends,com for 2 years with my ex no condoms or birthcontrol of any kind, and she never got pregnant.

you gotta start wearing boxers, like right now

xxxoutsourcing · 05-24-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
you will need to start making alot of banners

Pornwolf · 05-24-2004, 12:08 PM

Creative has the ultraposting gift. He's been here for a month and a half and he's at 1000 posts already. Incredible.

Ok, back to the topic....

Creative · 05-24-2004, 12:08 PM

I type very fast

cluck · 05-24-2004, 12:08 PM

Demand a paternity test. If it's yours, demand she aborts.

Syl · 05-24-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
Demand a paternity test. If it's yours, demand she aborts.

She's already six months along..it is a little too late for the abortion. Some places will do it still. But six months..thats not right. It's already formed.

LadyMischief · 05-24-2004, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
ok this is the worst day of my life

i had sex with my friend the only time ive ever done it in the 6 years i've known her, and i was wearing a condom and blew it in the condom

well her boyfriend was in jail at the time, and he got out a month later after we had sex

we did it like a week b4 christmas and her ultra sound supposidly said shes 6 months pregnant

do ultra sounds ever error?

Rarely... they base it on the development of the fetus, and unles the baby is severely behind in development, ultrasounds are one of the most accurate markers of fetal age.

Dude, get a paternity test.

cluck · 05-24-2004, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by Syl
She's already six months along..it is a little too late for the abortion. Some places will do it still. But six months..thats not right. It's already formed.

Nutmeg can induce a miscarriage.

LadyMischief · 05-24-2004, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
Demand a paternity test. If it's yours, demand she aborts.

Oh yeah sounds like a really good idea. Dumbass.

bad_girl · 05-24-2004, 12:11 PM

Who da baby fathah?

This sounds more like Jerry Springer than Maury

AMADude · 05-24-2004, 12:12 PM

What makes you think it is yours?

TheFrog · 05-24-2004, 12:12 PM

you cant sell your sig yet, check the rules

LadyMischief · 05-24-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
Nutmeg can induce a miscarriage.

Why would anyone want to do that?? THAT IS A LIFE YOU NUMBFUCK!!! A baby that, if she were to go into labor now, COULD actually survive. You are not a parent, are you?

qwe · 05-24-2004, 12:12 PM

well that means condom broke and you didn't noticed that.. happened to me once so I had to buy the after morning pill for her

Volantt · 05-24-2004, 12:13 PM

How are you going to explain this to your wife?

j/k

V

Fucksakes · 05-24-2004, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by Steve
you gotta start wearing boxers, like right now

always have that i can remember, dont worry i can have kids, i was just lucky for 2 years.

SleazyDream · 05-24-2004, 12:14 PM

you have a responsibility to take care of that child - whether you're with her or not - if it's yours. I don't just mean financially either - although that's part of it. If it's yours make sure you're part of that child's life too. It ( and i say it cause i dont' know if the child is a he or she yet) will need a father.

Syl · 05-24-2004, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
Nutmeg can induce a miscarriage.

You're mean.

AndrewKanuck · 05-24-2004, 12:15 PM

Atleast now you'll have some kids for cheap labour on those 8$ banners.

WebTitan · 05-24-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
better pump out some of those 300k banner deals fast

AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Rictor · 05-24-2004, 12:16 PM

6 months along is too late for an abortion.

Holly · 05-24-2004, 12:18 PM

I was just thinking to myself when I woke up this morning that the one thing this world needs more of is 1337 18 yo h4x0rz reproducing, so it looks like today's my lucky day!

Stasia · 05-24-2004, 12:19 PM

who's your daddy?

EviLGuY · 05-24-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
you will need to start making alot of banners

No kidding!

LadyMischief · 05-24-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
you have a responsibility to take care of that child - whether you're with her or not - if it's yours. I don't just mean financially either - although that's part of it. If it's yours make sure you're part of that child's life too. It ( and i say it cause i dont' know if the child is a he or she yet) will need a father.

Dead bang on, Sleazy

NickPapageorgio · 05-24-2004, 12:19 PM

drama whore...

FlyingIguana · 05-24-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by DR_PHIL
nah man dont kill the baby...only pussies do that shit

my line of thinking is, if its not wanted, don't bring it into the world.

but then people against abortion argue that the unborn baby has a right to live.

Mike-BP · 05-24-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Ewww get her an abortion ... if it's still possible

nigga please.....it's 6 months old...

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