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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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tdf's useless tip fo the day
dont ever,ever,EVER piss and talk on the phone holding it with your shoulder..your asking for destruction
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Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes.
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hah, can the person you're talking to you hear it?
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ive done this a few times before, while im doing it the whole time im just thinking to myself oh god this is not a good place to be talking on the phone
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
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That's more than a useless tip. That's a rule to live by.
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I do it all the time, people always seem to call me when I need to piss
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Traffillionaire
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I once dropped my phone while pissing, now I just call handsfree
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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OG
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TDF, I need to speak at ya, can you hit me up?
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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Jesus loves bacon
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I piss and talk on the phone a lot
sometimes I'm in the middle of a deep conversation and have to pee....I try to pee quietly though
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I always do it ... never had problems
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i have and will continue to do it, also while taking a shit....
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I've dropped two cell phones in the toilet while pissing. One was destroyed, the other dried out within 3 days and worked fine, but I always asked people to hold up my phone and tell me what it smelled like.
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aka K-Man
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i lost a $700 cellphone to that manuever once =-(
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