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Old 05-24-2004, 02:03 PM   #1
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tdf's useless tip fo the day

dont ever,ever,EVER piss and talk on the phone holding it with your shoulder..your asking for destruction
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:04 PM   #2
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hah, can the person you're talking to you hear it?
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:04 PM   #3
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ive done this a few times before, while im doing it the whole time im just thinking to myself oh god this is not a good place to be talking on the phone
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:04 PM   #4
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That's more than a useless tip. That's a rule to live by.
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM   #5
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I do it all the time, people always seem to call me when I need to piss
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM   #6
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I once dropped my phone while pissing, now I just call handsfree
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM   #7
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM   #8
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hah, can the person you're talking to you hear it?




she said she heard a 'plop' and them silence
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:08 PM   #9
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TDF, I need to speak at ya, can you hit me up?
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:08 PM   #10
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I once dropped my phone while pissing
One of my biggest fears
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:11 PM   #11
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done :-)
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:13 PM   #12
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she said she heard a 'plop' and them silence
That would be funny as all hell!

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Old 05-24-2004, 02:14 PM   #13
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dont ever,ever,EVER piss and talk on the phone holding it with your shoulder..your asking for destruction
How come? I do that all the time...
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:14 PM   #14
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I piss and talk on the phone a lot
sometimes I'm in the middle of a deep conversation and have to pee....I try to pee quietly though
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:15 PM   #15
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I always do it ... never had problems
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:17 PM   #16
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i have and will continue to do it, also while taking a shit....
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:18 PM   #17
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I've dropped two cell phones in the toilet while pissing. One was destroyed, the other dried out within 3 days and worked fine, but I always asked people to hold up my phone and tell me what it smelled like.
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:20 PM   #18
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:21 PM   #19
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dont ever,ever,EVER piss and talk on the phone holding it with your shoulder..your asking for destruction

i lost a $700 cellphone to that manuever once =-(
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:27 PM   #20
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I've dropped two cell phones in the toilet while pissing. One was destroyed, the other dried out within 3 days and worked fine, but I always asked people to hold up my phone and tell me what it smelled like.
Get rid of that phone..
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