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MikeB · 05-25-2004, 01:50 PM

Thousand Oaks CA.

can you say cha-ching?

It is comforting to know my favorite restuarant is the safest El Torito in the entire chain...

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
Thousand Oaks CA.

can you say cha-ching?

It is comforting to know my favorite restuarant is the safest El Torito in the entire chain...

Liar .. u live in NP.

JDog · 05-25-2004, 01:51 PM

Huh, where did you get this data from?

jDog

chAos · 05-25-2004, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
Thousand Oaks CA.

can you say cha-ching?

It is comforting to know my favorite restuarant is the safest El Torito in the entire chain...

hey we came in a close second though so errrr...... simi valley is still blinging .. LOL ..

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
Liar .. u live in NP.

as your former mailman I am fully qualified to say:

'same thing.

chAos · 05-25-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
Liar .. u live in NP.

damn NP sux

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
as your former mailman I am fully qualified to say:

'same thing.

haha ..

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by JDog
Huh, where did you get this data from?

jDog

http://venturacountystar.com/

and

http://www.venturacountystar.com/vcs...912115,00.html (gotta register to see the article)

lagwagon · 05-25-2004, 01:53 PM

someone just got capped up the street from here the other day. i need to slow on down on my ice and get these fools in check. hahha but really someone did just get shot. oh and i think two other guys got blasted in a quick stop place. people are f ing crazy.

sheesh

AMADude · 05-25-2004, 01:53 PM

Expensive fucking place to live too. I lived in Simi Valley before and worked in Thousand Oaks. I love the cigar shop there.

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
damn NP sux

don't be dissin my crib

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
damn NP sux

In Mike's defense .. he's got a tight backyard. I had to listen for MONTHS while he showed me day by day advancements on his fountain, pond, etc.

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
haha ..

It's funny, everyone thinks I was joking when I said I was your mailman.

I never told you this but one day, a hot shot female letter carrier prima-donna bitch didn't want to walk all the way up your driveway to deliver a package of books or CD's or something. She just fuckin chucked the package up the driveway 20 feet and took off. haha

chAos · 05-25-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
don't be dissin my crib

hey man only telling the truth .. LOL .. i am in the middle of Simi Valley .. TO only got it this year we have had it for all the other years

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by AMADude
Expensive fucking place to live too. I lived in Simi Valley before and worked in Thousand Oaks. I love the cigar shop there.

The cigar shop with the Indian outside? Or Dementia? I patronize both of them.

We are getting one last re-fi and cashing out a bit for some upgrades. Houses down the street just sold for 689,000. Blingity bling-bling.

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
In Mike's defense .. he's got a tight backyard. I had to listen for MONTHS while he showed me day by day advancements on his fountain, pond, etc.

You're just pissed that you weren't the lucky chosen one to be buried under the fish pond. WTF do gangsters do with Ponds?
Now you know.

chAos · 05-25-2004, 01:59 PM

man i need to get back to LA for a while

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
It's funny, everyone thinks I was joking when I said I was your mailman.

I never told you this but one day, a hot shot female letter carrier prima-donna bitch didn't want to walk all the way up your driveway to deliver a package of books or CD's or something. She just fuckin chucked the package up the driveway 20 feet and took off. haha

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
You're just pissed that you weren't the lucky chosen one to be buried under the fish pond. WTF do gangsters do with Ponds?
Now you know.

That pond wasn't big enough for me ..

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
hey man only telling the truth .. LOL .. i am in the middle of Simi Valley .. TO only got it this year we have had it for all the other years

Simi Valley is usually number one...that's true. I lived in Simi Valley for a while. My Pit-Bull puppy got loose and jacked up another dog in our condos. We had 9 cop cars because there was a "killer Pit Bull" on the loose. The cop I asked what was going on never figured out it was my dog....I guess the other dog only got a couple of scratches but the cops were ready to shoot to kill.

Ever since we moved out Simi Valley has been very safe ;-)

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
That pond wasn't big enough for me ..

I'm lazy, got tired of digging.

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
I'm lazy, got tired of digging.

Shaggy said HE was the one doing the work while you sipped on coolers

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:03 PM

Porn Dollar J2K is in the safest city too but he is saving is precious 2K post.

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
Porn Dollar J2K is in the safest city too but he is saving is precious 2K post.

haha .... pprreeeeccciiiooouussssss

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
Shaggy said HE was the one doing the work while you sipped on coolers

It takes a lot of work to supervise.

chAos · 05-25-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
Simi Valley is usually number one...that's true. I lived in Simi Valley for a while. My Pit-Bull puppy got loose and jacked up another dog in our condos. We had 9 cop cars because there was a "killer Pit Bull" on the loose. The cop I asked what was going on never figured out it was my dog....I guess the other dog only got a couple of scratches but the cops were ready to shoot to kill.

Ever since we moved out Simi Valley has been very safe ;-)

hahaha... well since i have been in AZ seems the cops are not coming by my house anymore .. LOL .. thank you for moving out of Simi Valley and making my equity grow .. LOL

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
hahaha... well since i have been in AZ seems the cops are not coming by my house anymore .. LOL .. thank you for moving out of Simi Valley and making my equity grow .. LOL

I used to live on Tivoli Lane in SV - where abouts were you?

body · 05-25-2004, 02:10 PM

the opposite here

chAos · 05-25-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
I used to live on Tivoli Lane in SV - where abouts were you?

sycamore and cochran right by Vista Elementary on Madrone

cayne · 05-25-2004, 02:14 PM

<-- BRONX ownz ya!
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Pornwolf · 05-25-2004, 02:15 PM

Thousand Oaks? Why not Calabasas like the big guy?

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Thousand Oaks? Why not Calabasas like the big guy?

Webair? Why not above net like the big guys?

ytcracker · 05-25-2004, 02:17 PM

you need to cause some problems i think

aaron · 05-25-2004, 02:17 PM

where the fuck is thousand oaks? sounds boring to me.

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Thousand Oaks? Why not Calabasas like the big guy?

I heard Dave moved :-)

Honeyslut · 05-25-2004, 02:21 PM

Yeah,I saw that on the news a few weeks ago.

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
sycamore and cochran right by Vista Elementary on Madrone

Tivoli was right next to the freeway and Ford dealer. We had to move because for 2 months they were fixing damage from the Northridge earthquake.

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
I heard Dave moved :-)

I heard Koenig moved closer to Fabian .. in Spain

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by aaron
where the fuck is thousand oaks? sounds boring to me.

That is EXACTLY why it is so safe.

Mike B

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
I heard Koenig moved closer to Fabian .. in Spain

Did you denounce your U.S. citizenship?

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
Did you denounce your U.S. citizenship?

You're very well trained .. I open the door and you walk right in ..

RevSand · 05-25-2004, 02:33 PM

SIMI! SIMI!!

Damn we are only 2nd this year again? oh well..

What cigar shop btw? I need a good one in the area... Where are they at?

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
You're very well trained .. I open the door and you walk right in ..

You were looking for the discount train pass joke...ain't gonna happen.

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by RevSand
SIMI! SIMI!!

Damn we are only 2nd this year again? oh well..

What cigar shop btw? I need a good one in the area... Where are they at?

here you go....

http://www.cigargroup.com/regional/c...a2/retail.html

Just look for the wooden Indian out front.

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
I heard Koenig moved closer to Fabian .. in Spain

I didn't fall for it. He couldn't last 2 weeks in Spain.

count blingula · 05-25-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeB_CE
Thousand Oaks CA.

can you say cha-ching?

It is comforting to know my favorite restuarant is the safest El Torito in the entire chain...

funny, i can see my dope dealer from here!

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by count blingula
funny, i can see my dope dealer from here!

Is he a violent dope dealer? If so please ask him to move to Simi Valley

RevSand · 05-25-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
here you go....

http://www.cigargroup.com/regional/c...a2/retail.html

Just look for the wooden Indian out front.

Thanks!!

Simi REALLY needs a good cigar shop.. In the new plaza across from the police station would ROCK!

MikeB · 05-25-2004, 02:49 PM

If you are looking for a place with pipes and that sort of variety, Dementia is the place to go. It is just a couple minutes down the street from the Village Smoke Shop.

Dementia is at 820 Thousand Oaks Blvd.

A friend turned me on to JM cigars, they have a yellow label. They have a nice flavor and aren't very pricey. So if you can't finish it you don't feel like a dickhead for throwing it away :-)

FabianC · 05-25-2004, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
I didn't fall for it. He couldn't last 2 weeks in Spain.

Yeah I didn't believe him either

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MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	If you are looking for a place with pipes and that sort of variety, Dementia is the place to go. It is just a couple minutes down the street from the Village Smoke Shop. Dementia is at 820 Thousand Oaks Blvd. A friend turned me on to JM cigars, they have a yellow label. They have a nice flavor and aren't very pricey. So if you can't finish it you don't feel like a dickhead for throwing it away :-)