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Elli · 05-23-2004, 02:23 PM

When you call the lawn people to come and cut your lawn, and instead of one guy, THREE hot young shirtless studs start cutting your lawn, how much do you tip them? I mean, do you stick to the 15% rule? Or do you give them a little bit extra because there are three of them and they got it done in only 25 minutes? Or what?

Please don't answer "I mow my own lawn so I wouldn't know" or anything similar.

And I am talking about monetary values here, not sexual or any other favours.

ThePornPusher · 05-23-2004, 02:25 PM

Well if I was a women, and 3 'hot' guys were mowing my lawn. I think the only tip I would give them would be to get a new job.

69pornlinks · 05-23-2004, 02:26 PM

juts fuck em' and tell them you can make them famous.....

Manowar · 05-23-2004, 02:27 PM

if it was three topless babes - I'd tip them until my credit card was maxed

Shaze · 05-23-2004, 02:27 PM

this isn't about mowing lawns but you can compare...when me and my friends go to a bar if the waitress is hot and extremely nice we would usually tip $25 with a $100 dollar tab.

NaughtyAllie · 05-23-2004, 02:28 PM

I think I would pay a little more than the 15% because there were three of them. I never really stick to the rules of tipping. It all comes down to what kind of mood I'm in and whether or not he or she did a good job.

TheFrog · 05-23-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
juts fuck em' and tell them you can make them famous.....

StuartD · 05-23-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
if it was three topless babes - I'd tip them until my credit card was maxed

indeed... I think I smell a new business model coming together...

Elli · 05-23-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
I think I would pay a little more than the 15% because there were three of them. I never really stick to the rules of tipping. It all comes down to what kind of mood I'm in and whether or not he or she did a good job.

Yeah, me too. What fickle creatures we are, eh?

Stuart, talk to me, baby. We could also offer car washes by bikini babes - in your own driveway!

Rob · 05-23-2004, 02:43 PM

I didn't think Canadians tipped.

StuartD · 05-23-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Stuart, talk to me, baby. We could also offer car washes by bikini babes - in your own driveway!

Well, it's a little known fact that women are now allowed to be topless anywhere that a man is.... such as the beach or any such thing.

So it is entirely possible that one could start a lawn mowing service, where they send out topless women to mow the lawn.

Not only would guys pay a lot for it, but they'd tip the women very well as well

Rictor · 05-23-2004, 02:49 PM

I'll mow your lawn for free if you "tip me".

StRoGE · 05-23-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Well, it's a little known fact that women are now allowed to be topless anywhere that a man is.... such as the beach or any such thing.

So it is entirely possible that one could start a lawn mowing service, where they send out topless women to mow the lawn.

Not only would guys pay a lot for it, but they'd tip the women very well as well

God I hope my neighbours start paying for topless female lawn mowing...

Rictor · 05-23-2004, 02:54 PM

You could always ask this question at tipping.org.

http://www.tipping.org/TopPage.shtml

Elli · 05-23-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Well, it's a little known fact that women are now allowed to be topless anywhere that a man is.... such as the beach or any such thing.

So it is entirely possible that one could start a lawn mowing service, where they send out topless women to mow the lawn.

Not only would guys pay a lot for it, but they'd tip the women very well as well

You can only go topless if it won't cause a disturbance AND it isn't in a "lewd" manner. Which is, of course, hard to prove. I wouldn't want to be the first to test it.

Elli · 05-23-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by StRoGE
God I hope my neighbours start paying for topless female lawn mowing...

cheap bastard. Get it yourself and treat the neighbours.

aimeesweet · 05-23-2004, 03:01 PM

I'd say 25% would be good...

Elli · 05-23-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by aimeesweet
I'd say 25% would be good...

Yeah, that sounds about right. Gosh, they can't be over 22...

*le sigh*

Vitasoy · 05-23-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
You could always ask this question at tipping.org.

http://www.tipping.org/TopPage.shtml

Damn theres even tipping website. :D

bizmak · 05-23-2004, 03:08 PM

tipping and lawn ? very dangerous combination

abyss_al · 05-23-2004, 03:10 PM

i dont tip my wokers cuz they come twice a week, it would be idiotic for me to tip them every time... i give them a bonus once in a while...thats it

Elli · 05-23-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by abyss_al
i dont tip my wokers cuz they come twice a week, it would be idiotic for me to tip them every time... i give them a bonus once in a while...thats it

Mine only come once every two weeks, so it's not too bad.

zentz · 05-23-2004, 03:17 PM

33% to each

EviLGuY · 05-23-2004, 03:18 PM

3 shirtless guys do nothing for me. I'd tell them to put some fucking clothes on if they expect a tip.

05-23-2004, 02:23 PM	#1
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Tipping? When you call the lawn people to come and cut your lawn, and instead of one guy, THREE hot young shirtless studs start cutting your lawn, how much do you tip them? I mean, do you stick to the 15% rule? Or do you give them a little bit extra because there are three of them and they got it done in only 25 minutes? Or what? Please don't answer "I mow my own lawn so I wouldn't know" or anything similar. And I am talking about monetary values here, not sexual or any other favours. __________________ email: [email protected]

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NaughtyAllie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: CO Posts: 1,844	I think I would pay a little more than the 15% because there were three of them. I never really stick to the rules of tipping. It all comes down to what kind of mood I'm in and whether or not he or she did a good job. __________________

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	if it was three topless babes - I'd tip them until my credit card was maxed

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,310	I didn't think Canadians tipped. __________________

05-23-2004, 02:49 PM	#12
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I'll mow your lawn for free if you "tip me".

05-23-2004, 02:54 PM	#14
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	You could always ask this question at tipping.org. http://www.tipping.org/TopPage.shtml

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aimeesweet Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,917	I'd say 25% would be good...

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bizmak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,014	tipping and lawn ? very dangerous combination

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abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	i dont tip my wokers cuz they come twice a week, it would be idiotic for me to tip them every time... i give them a bonus once in a while...thats it __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

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05-23-2004, 03:18 PM	#24
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	3 shirtless guys do nothing for me. I'd tell them to put some fucking clothes on if they expect a tip.