Top 13 Other Things Bush Has Fallen Off Of! - GoFuckYourself.com

JerkyLeBoeuf · 05-25-2004, 01:54 PM

Americans were devastated this weekend to learn that their beloved Preznit Dubya had taken a tumble off his mountain bike, during the sixteenth mile of what an aide described as a grueling 17 mile trek. Luckily, the "Fit for Life" POTUS was able to save his own life - and the lives of his Secret Service escorts - by selflessly breaking the fall with his face. "He had minor abrasions and scratches on his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees." Unfortunately, the disfiguring mishap took place on the eve of Bush's hastily scheduled prime time speech, during which he has promised to delineate his plans for a smooth, transitional handover to Iraq's new government - which doesn't exist yet - on June 30th of this year.

This incident got yer old pal Jerky thinking about all the other spills Preznit Dubya has taken, so he decided to compile the following list of...

The TOP 13 OTHER THINGS that PREZNIT DUBYA
HAS FALLEN OFF OF!

13. a Segway.

12. a couch (the pretzel incident).

11. a mailbox.

10. a number of Tijuana prostitutes.

9. the pool table at Skull and Bones headquarters, Yale.

8. a wide assortment of livestock (pigs, mostly).

7. his own two feet.

6. the back of a speeding pickup truck.

5. the jukebox at "Senor Stinky's" in Houston.

4. his rocker.

3. a record high standing* in approval ratings.

2. Laura.

1. the wagon.

*purely illusory

bringer · 05-25-2004, 01:56 PM

Preznit Dubya ?

go play in traffic retard

donnie · 05-25-2004, 01:58 PM

Good shit

JerkyLeBoeuf · 05-25-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
Preznit Dubya ?

go play in traffic retard

You prefer Scumsucking Fuckwad?

Monkey in a Man Suit?

President Bunnypants?

Help me out here, Tex.

merlin77 · 05-25-2004, 02:07 PM

that was entertaining

Honeyslut · 05-25-2004, 02:14 PM

Why am I craving beef jerky now ?

Keep on the great threads, Jerky

JerkyLeBoeuf · 05-25-2004, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
Why am I craving beef jerky now ?

Keep on the great threads, Jerky

Thank'ee kindly, ma'am!

(tips cowboy hat)

Manowar · 05-25-2004, 02:17 PM

Great list

bringer · 05-25-2004, 02:17 PM

i guess its ok to make pointless threads aslong as they are directed at bashing bush. ill have to make a note of that.

JerkyLeBoeuf · 05-25-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer

i guess its ok to make pointless threads aslong as they are directed at bashing bush. ill have to make a note of that.

I thought this was the 'anything goes' board. People are talking about Canadian politics, torture versus beatings, Bubba Ho-Tep...

Did I miss some rule?

bringer · 05-25-2004, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JerkyLeBoeuf
I thought this was the 'anything goes' board. People are talking about Canadian politics, torture versus beatings, Bubba Ho-Tep...

Did I miss some rule?

yep, anything goes. however, had this thread been about anyone else, no matter how true it may of been, you would of gotten 2 pages of replies calling you a noob and how you need to stfu. welcome

EviLGuY · 05-25-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JerkyLeBoeuf
I thought this was the 'anything goes' board. People are talking about Canadian politics, torture versus beatings, Bubba Ho-Tep...

Did I miss some rule?

Nah you are fine posting this here. Funny shit!

Yo Adrian · 05-25-2004, 03:02 PM

aaron · 05-25-2004, 03:04 PM

nice list!

05-25-2004, 01:54 PM	#1
JerkyLeBoeuf Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 44	Top 13 Other Things Bush Has Fallen Off Of! Americans were devastated this weekend to learn that their beloved Preznit Dubya had taken a tumble off his mountain bike, during the sixteenth mile of what an aide described as a grueling 17 mile trek. Luckily, the "Fit for Life" POTUS was able to save his own life - and the lives of his Secret Service escorts - by selflessly breaking the fall with his face. "He had minor abrasions and scratches on his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees." Unfortunately, the disfiguring mishap took place on the eve of Bush's hastily scheduled prime time speech, during which he has promised to delineate his plans for a smooth, transitional handover to Iraq's new government - which doesn't exist yet - on June 30th of this year. This incident got yer old pal Jerky thinking about all the other spills Preznit Dubya has taken, so he decided to compile the following list of... The TOP 13 OTHER THINGS that PREZNIT DUBYA HAS FALLEN OFF OF! 13. a Segway. 12. a couch (the pretzel incident). 11. a mailbox. 10. a number of Tijuana prostitutes. 9. the pool table at Skull and Bones headquarters, Yale. 8. a wide assortment of livestock (pigs, mostly). 7. his own two feet. 6. the back of a speeding pickup truck. 5. the jukebox at "Senor Stinky's" in Houston. 4. his rocker. 3. a record high standing* in approval ratings. 2. Laura. 1. the wagon. *purely illusory __________________ The Daily Dirt

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