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StuartD · 05-22-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
I'm sorry, My girlfriend and I should be more responsible and mature like you by posting naked photographs of ourselves all across the internet

Before a worthless digital slut with no self respect tries to insult me she should take a look in the mirror

Cheers to you and your hundreds of pubic crabs

Now that's a good way to make friends in this industry... insult and alienate everyone who makes the very product that makes you money.

Without the beautiful women who post naked pictures, you'd be working at McD's.

By the way, I'm willing to bet that Elli has much more education than you do, and has shown tons more maturity than you ever have, (or ever will apparently).

PS. 50 losers who try to scam their girlfriends but can't.

plyndrty · 05-22-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
why convince?
nothing says "I love you baby" like suprise sodomy...

boldy · 05-22-2004, 02:32 PM

booze a lot

count blingula · 05-22-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by TheFrog
isnt that rape ?

only if you're kobe bryant

Stasia · 05-22-2004, 02:32 PM

First let her practice probing your ass with a few joysticks, then once she is convinced that it no longer hurts you and you are gaining pure pleasure than you can reverse the role and let you have your way with her bum

LOL

Stasia

Elli · 05-22-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
I'm sorry, My girlfriend and I should be more responsible and mature like you by posting naked photographs of ourselves all across the internet

Before a worthless digital slut with no self respect tries to insult me she should take a look in the mirror

Cheers to you and your hundreds of pubic crabs

Edit: For anyone who's curious I'm 18, and if I come off as immature and different from the majority I'm truely sorry you don't approve.. I can assure you I act much differently offline

Oh, I see. Ok. You post on GFY, asking a bunch of pornographers to help you stick your dick in your girlfriend's ass. You post in an immature and selfish way, so I ask how old you are. And you come back with insults and foul language. Nice.

You act differently offline? Let's hope you act in a way that would make your parents proud, not the way I've seen you act online.

Sincerely,

Your worthless digital slut

jmarzlak · 05-22-2004, 02:33 PM

what if his dick is smaller than his finger?

Creative · 05-22-2004, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Now that's a good way to make friends in this industry... insult and alienate everyone who makes the very product that makes you money.

Without the beautiful women who post naked pictures, you'd be working at McD's.

By the way, I'm willing to bet that Elli has much more education than you do, and has shown tons more maturity than you ever have, (or ever will apparently).

PS. 50 losers who try to scam their girlfriends but can't.

Newsflash: Try to remember some random cam whore was implying I don't good enough values

NaughtyAllie · 05-22-2004, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Damn that pic is hot...

Thank you

Faith69 · 05-22-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
What sort of method should I use in convincing her to let me in the backdoor?

I was thinking about fingering her ass while fucking her & then switch holes, but I don't want to put my finger up her bum.

Brainstorm / Discuss

edit: gfy girls i might need your womanly insight

you don't want to put your finger up there?? but you're going to put your dick there...

Creative · 05-22-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Sincerely,

Your worthless digital slut

StuartD · 05-22-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
Newsflash: Try to remember some random cam whore was implying I don't good enough values

or good english.

Newsflash, she's not a random cam whore.

By the way, I'm guessing you missed the post that Lensman made about "will not tolerate harassment of any missgfy contestants"

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Stasia
First let her practice probing your ass with a few joysticks, then once she is convinced that it no longer hurts you and you are gaining pure pleasure than you can reverse the role and let you have your way with her bum

LOL

Stasia

Stasia that might work if he is a hair dresser-lol

Curly
www.crackheadcomedy.com
Humor and Hot Girls!!!

Elli · 05-22-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Creative

Ah, you laugh. You know, seemingly meaningless conversations can affect how people view you and your business.

Creative · 05-22-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
or good english.

Newsflash, she's not a random cam whore.

By the way, I'm guessing you missed the post that Lensman made about "will not tolerate harassment of any missgfy contestants"

and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on

Elli · 05-22-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on

It was a true statement. You are proving its truth the more you post. If it was untrue, then it would be belittling.

bdld · 05-22-2004, 02:40 PM

dont do it unless you want your dick to come out full of shit.

Creative · 05-22-2004, 02:40 PM

"If it was untrue, then it would be belittling."

You really are S-M-R-T aren't you?

StuartD · 05-22-2004, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on

And I'm guessing you missed the part where her implying that "skillz" and "scam" in a sentence is a bad thing..... and you trashing her for her occupation are two very different things.

By calling her these names based on her getting naked, is the same as you calling every single girl in the entire industry those names since they all do the same thing.

Therefore, you shouldn't really be in this industry if you can't show a little respect to the real people who put the money in your pocket. (providing you do make any money in this industry)

thediablo · 05-22-2004, 02:44 PM

At least they get anal pleasure, you will be questioning forever how does it feel and then, stick a dick yourself

Elli · 05-22-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
"If it was untrue, then it would be belittling."

You really are S-M-R-T aren't you?

Let me state again: if it wasn't true, then you wouldn't need to get defensive about it. You could just say "that's not true."

But no, you attack me personally instead.

S-M-R-T is a Simpson's quote. Obviously you missed that one, too. I'll try to keep things more straightforward from here on in.

Creative · 05-22-2004, 02:46 PM

Now that I think about it

I've been posting on GFY all day while my old ladys been telling me to come over, and I've just been ignoring her and posting ignoring her and posting ignoring her and posting

so you're probably right, I'm not as mature as I should be sometimes and I'm not always that responsible

the only reason I fought it is cause I ran out of cigarettes like 12 hours ago

Cheers you ass hats,
[email protected]

Edit: of course I knew it was a simpsons quote, wtf are you talking about elli just drop it.. You're right I'm wrong, I'm sick of seeing the picture in your signature

Elli · 05-22-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Creative

so you're probably right, I'm not as mature as I should be sometimes and I'm not always that responsible

the only reason I fought it is cause I ran out of cigarettes like 12 hours ago

Edit: of course I knew it was a simpsons quote, wtf are you talking about elli just drop it.. You're right I'm wrong, I'm sick of seeing the picture in your signature

Aw, thanks Creative. I accept. Tell your girl hi for me.

Angelie · 05-22-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
I got a fool proof system, I get her naked, then I drop a visa platinum card on the floor, when she bends over I fuck her in the ass. All she yells is whats the limit-lol

Curly
www.crackheadcomedy.com
Humor and Hot Girls!!!

good one

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Angelie
good one

I am glad you like it, see I am not like a lot of guys, I can make you laugh with my pants still on-lol. NOw when are you going to give me pics for my site dammit!!!

Curly
www.crackheadcomedy.com
Humor and Hot Girls!!!

TweetyBird · 05-22-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
why convince?
nothing says "I love you baby" like suprise sodomy...

lol, yeah I guess so

Angelie · 05-22-2004, 03:09 PM

Do a little sex, rub the kitty and take charge, ask her to stick her ass in the air. Hold both sides of her ass and say "I'm going to stick my cock up your ass" see what she says. If she say no, say "Yes I am" and try to a little. She just might and if not at lease now she knows you really want to and will be thinking about it. It could happen the next time for ya.

extreme · 05-22-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Angelie
Do a little sex, rub the kitty and take charge, ask her to stick her ass in the air. Hold both sides of her ass and say "I'm going to stick my cock up your ass" see what she says. If she say no, say "Yes I am" and try to a little. She just might and if not at lease now she knows you really want to and will be thinking about it. It could happen the next time for ya.

now that made me horny.

LadyMischief · 05-22-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
that's probably exactly what i'd say

in fact i almost did last night

Lots of lube works too.

Angelie · 05-22-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
I am glad you like it, see I am not like a lot of guys, I can make you laugh with my pants still on-lol. NOw when are you going to give me pics for my site dammit!!!

Curly
www.crackheadcomedy.com
Humor and Hot Girls!!!

Baby you can have photos anytime you want!!!

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Angelie
Baby you can have photos anytime you want!!!

Well if you want just email me about 6 to 8 and a banner you want on my site and I will post them in my Curly Girlie section. Email them to [email protected] You have one hell of an ass yourself!!!

Angelie · 05-22-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by extreme
now that made me horny.

Good because it made me horny too!

Angelie · 05-22-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
Well if you want just email me about 6 to 8 and a banner you want on my site and I will post them in my Curly Girlie section. Email them to [email protected] You have one hell of an ass yourself!!!

Rock out cool, will do!!!

Paul Waters · 05-22-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Elli

Sincerely,

Your worthless digital slut

Ellie,

You are a class act!

I hope to meet you someday, soon.

Elli · 05-22-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Paul Waters
Ellie,

You are a class act!

I hope to meet you someday, soon.

Thanks Paul.

Will you be in Montreal in July? I will be

Paul Waters · 05-22-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Thanks Paul. Will you be in Montreal in July? I will be

If it happens, I will be there!

Elli · 05-22-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Paul Waters
If it happens, I will be there!

Awesome

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-22-2004, 05:27 PM

Very Simple.

Instrucions are right here. Do what he did.
Ass Fucking for Dummies

smokingdawn · 05-22-2004, 05:36 PM

You don't..if she wants to she will...will guys EVER learn?

MissMina · 05-22-2004, 05:41 PM

I didn't like anal up until judt a couple of weeks ago. Discuss it with her. Try a VERY small vibe with lots of lube. Let her do it herself. Make sure she's comfortable and relaxed. Whatever you do DO NOT do the "OOPS I SLIPPED" shit. My man did that and that def. didn't work for him.

Then after thats working (the small vibe) then try something a little bigger, THEN after that your dick will go in nice and smooth and if you use a good amount of lube and she's relaxed she's in for a good thrill

Anal isn't for everyone though. But I think Anal sex is great! Try that and lemme know how it goes. Good luck!

Oberon · 05-22-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
I just saw "skillz" and "scam" in the same sentence. That's not good, esp. when we're talking about sex.

Is this what they mean when teenagers are too immature to handle the responsibility of a sexual relationship? I think yes.

I think this is what the mean when they say the quality of posts on GFY has gone to shit, actually.

But what you said, too.

Rictor · 05-22-2004, 11:44 PM

Use your finger while fucking her doggy style. She SHOULD have a better orgasm this way. Do it a few times and then she'll probably suggest anal to you.

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MissMina Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,478	I didn't like anal up until judt a couple of weeks ago. Discuss it with her. Try a VERY small vibe with lots of lube. Let her do it herself. Make sure she's comfortable and relaxed. Whatever you do DO NOT do the "OOPS I SLIPPED" shit. My man did that and that def. didn't work for him. Then after thats working (the small vibe) then try something a little bigger, THEN after that your dick will go in nice and smooth and if you use a good amount of lube and she's relaxed she's in for a good thrill Anal isn't for everyone though. But I think Anal sex is great! Try that and lemme know how it goes. Good luck!

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Use your finger while fucking her doggy style. She SHOULD have a better orgasm this way. Do it a few times and then she'll probably suggest anal to you.