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StuartD 05-22-2004 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
I'm sorry, My girlfriend and I should be more responsible and mature like you by posting naked photographs of ourselves all across the internet

Before a worthless digital slut with no self respect tries to insult me she should take a look in the mirror:2 cents:

Cheers to you and your hundreds of pubic crabs

Now that's a good way to make friends in this industry... insult and alienate everyone who makes the very product that makes you money.

Without the beautiful women who post naked pictures, you'd be working at McD's.

By the way, I'm willing to bet that Elli has much more education than you do, and has shown tons more maturity than you ever have, (or ever will apparently).

PS. 50 losers who try to scam their girlfriends but can't.

plyndrty 05-22-2004 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
why convince?
nothing says "I love you baby" like suprise sodomy...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

boldy 05-22-2004 02:32 PM

booze a lot

count blingula 05-22-2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFrog
isnt that rape ?
only if you're kobe bryant:321GFY

Stasia 05-22-2004 02:32 PM

First let her practice probing your ass with a few joysticks, then once she is convinced that it no longer hurts you and you are gaining pure pleasure than you can reverse the role and let you have your way with her bum

LOL

Stasia

Elli 05-22-2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
I'm sorry, My girlfriend and I should be more responsible and mature like you by posting naked photographs of ourselves all across the internet

Before a worthless digital slut with no self respect tries to insult me she should take a look in the mirror:2 cents:

Cheers to you and your hundreds of pubic crabs

Edit: For anyone who's curious I'm 18, and if I come off as immature and different from the majority I'm truely sorry you don't approve.. I can assure you I act much differently offline

Oh, I see. Ok. You post on GFY, asking a bunch of pornographers to help you stick your dick in your girlfriend's ass. You post in an immature and selfish way, so I ask how old you are. And you come back with insults and foul language. Nice.

You act differently offline? Let's hope you act in a way that would make your parents proud, not the way I've seen you act online.

Sincerely,

Your worthless digital slut

jmarzlak 05-22-2004 02:33 PM

what if his dick is smaller than his finger? :1orglaugh

Creative 05-22-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
Now that's a good way to make friends in this industry... insult and alienate everyone who makes the very product that makes you money.

Without the beautiful women who post naked pictures, you'd be working at McD's.

By the way, I'm willing to bet that Elli has much more education than you do, and has shown tons more maturity than you ever have, (or ever will apparently).

PS. 50 losers who try to scam their girlfriends but can't.

Newsflash: Try to remember some random cam whore was implying I don't good enough values:2 cents:

NaughtyAllie 05-22-2004 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Damn that pic is hot... :Graucho
Thank you :winkwink:

Faith69 05-22-2004 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
What sort of method should I use in convincing her to let me in the backdoor?

I was thinking about fingering her ass while fucking her & then switch holes, but I don't want to put my finger up her bum.

Brainstorm / Discuss

edit: gfy girls i might need your womanly insight

you don't want to put your finger up there?? but you're going to put your dick there...

Creative 05-22-2004 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
Sincerely,

Your worthless digital slut

:1orglaugh

StuartD 05-22-2004 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
Newsflash: Try to remember some random cam whore was implying I don't good enough values:2 cents:
or good english.

Newsflash, she's not a random cam whore.

By the way, I'm guessing you missed the post that Lensman made about "will not tolerate harassment of any missgfy contestants"

crackheadcurly 05-22-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stasia
First let her practice probing your ass with a few joysticks, then once she is convinced that it no longer hurts you and you are gaining pure pleasure than you can reverse the role and let you have your way with her bum

LOL

Stasia


Stasia that might work if he is a hair dresser-lol

Curly
www.crackheadcomedy.com
Humor and Hot Girls!!!

Elli 05-22-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
:1orglaugh
Ah, you laugh. You know, seemingly meaningless conversations can affect how people view you and your business.

Creative 05-22-2004 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
or good english.

Newsflash, she's not a random cam whore.

By the way, I'm guessing you missed the post that Lensman made about "will not tolerate harassment of any missgfy contestants"

and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on

Elli 05-22-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on
It was a true statement. You are proving its truth the more you post. If it was untrue, then it would be belittling.

:winkwink:

bdld 05-22-2004 02:40 PM

dont do it unless you want your dick to come out full of shit.

Creative 05-22-2004 02:40 PM

"If it was untrue, then it would be belittling."

You really are S-M-R-T aren't you?

StuartD 05-22-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
and I'm guessing you missed the post in which Elli attempted to belittle me by claiming I am not responsible enough to handle a sexual relationship, when she isn't even responsible enough to keep her clothes on
And I'm guessing you missed the part where her implying that "skillz" and "scam" in a sentence is a bad thing..... and you trashing her for her occupation are two very different things.

By calling her these names based on her getting naked, is the same as you calling every single girl in the entire industry those names since they all do the same thing.

Therefore, you shouldn't really be in this industry if you can't show a little respect to the real people who put the money in your pocket. (providing you do make any money in this industry)

thediablo 05-22-2004 02:44 PM

At least they get anal pleasure, you will be questioning forever how does it feel and then, stick a dick yourself

:1orglaugh

Elli 05-22-2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
"If it was untrue, then it would be belittling."

You really are S-M-R-T aren't you?

Let me state again: if it wasn't true, then you wouldn't need to get defensive about it. You could just say "that's not true."

But no, you attack me personally instead.

S-M-R-T is a Simpson's quote. Obviously you missed that one, too. I'll try to keep things more straightforward from here on in.

Creative 05-22-2004 02:46 PM

Now that I think about it

I've been posting on GFY all day while my old ladys been telling me to come over, and I've just been ignoring her and posting ignoring her and posting ignoring her and posting

so you're probably right, I'm not as mature as I should be sometimes and I'm not always that responsible

the only reason I fought it is cause I ran out of cigarettes like 12 hours ago:Graucho

Cheers you ass hats,
[email protected]

Edit: of course I knew it was a simpsons quote, wtf are you talking about elli just drop it.. You're right I'm wrong, I'm sick of seeing the picture in your signature

Elli 05-22-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative


so you're probably right, I'm not as mature as I should be sometimes and I'm not always that responsible

the only reason I fought it is cause I ran out of cigarettes like 12 hours ago:Graucho

Edit: of course I knew it was a simpsons quote, wtf are you talking about elli just drop it.. You're right I'm wrong, I'm sick of seeing the picture in your signature

Aw, thanks Creative. I accept. Tell your girl hi for me.

Angelie 05-22-2004 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
I got a fool proof system, I get her naked, then I drop a visa platinum card on the floor, when she bends over I fuck her in the ass. All she yells is whats the limit-lol

Curly
www.crackheadcomedy.com
Humor and Hot Girls!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh good one

crackheadcurly 05-22-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelie
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh good one

I am glad you like it, see I am not like a lot of guys, I can make you laugh with my pants still on-lol. NOw when are you going to give me pics for my site dammit!!!


Curly
www.crackheadcomedy.com
Humor and Hot Girls!!!

TweetyBird 05-22-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
why convince?
nothing says "I love you baby" like suprise sodomy...

lol, yeah I guess so :)

Angelie 05-22-2004 03:09 PM

Do a little sex, rub the kitty and take charge, ask her to stick her ass in the air. Hold both sides of her ass and say "I'm going to stick my cock up your ass" see what she says. If she say no, say "Yes I am" and try to a little. She just might and if not at lease now she knows you really want to and will be thinking about it. It could happen the next time for ya.:winkwink:

extreme 05-22-2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelie
Do a little sex, rub the kitty and take charge, ask her to stick her ass in the air. Hold both sides of her ass and say "I'm going to stick my cock up your ass" see what she says. If she say no, say "Yes I am" and try to a little. She just might and if not at lease now she knows you really want to and will be thinking about it. It could happen the next time for ya.:winkwink:
now that made me horny.

LadyMischief 05-22-2004 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
that's probably exactly what i'd say:helpme

in fact i almost did last night

Lots of lube works too.

Angelie 05-22-2004 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
I am glad you like it, see I am not like a lot of guys, I can make you laugh with my pants still on-lol. NOw when are you going to give me pics for my site dammit!!!


Curly
www.crackheadcomedy.com
Humor and Hot Girls!!!

:1orglaugh Baby you can have photos anytime you want!!!

crackheadcurly 05-22-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelie
:1orglaugh Baby you can have photos anytime you want!!!
Well if you want just email me about 6 to 8 and a banner you want on my site and I will post them in my Curly Girlie section. Email them to [email protected] You have one hell of an ass yourself!!!

Angelie 05-22-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by extreme
now that made me horny.
Good because it made me horny too!

Angelie 05-22-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackheadcurly
Well if you want just email me about 6 to 8 and a banner you want on my site and I will post them in my Curly Girlie section. Email them to [email protected] You have one hell of an ass yourself!!!
Rock out cool, will do!!!

Paul Waters 05-22-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli


Sincerely,

Your worthless digital slut

Ellie,

You are a class act! :thumbsup

I hope to meet you someday, soon.

:rasta

Elli 05-22-2004 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
Ellie,

You are a class act! :thumbsup

I hope to meet you someday, soon.

:rasta

Thanks Paul. :) Will you be in Montreal in July? I will be :Graucho

Paul Waters 05-22-2004 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
Thanks Paul. :) Will you be in Montreal in July? I will be :Graucho
If it happens, I will be there!

:winkwink:



:rasta

Elli 05-22-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
If it happens, I will be there!

:winkwink: :rasta

Awesome :)

Semi-Retired-Dave 05-22-2004 05:27 PM

Very Simple.

Instrucions are right here. Do what he did.
Ass Fucking for Dummies

smokingdawn 05-22-2004 05:36 PM

You don't..if she wants to she will...will guys EVER learn?

MissMina 05-22-2004 05:41 PM

I didn't like anal up until judt a couple of weeks ago. Discuss it with her. Try a VERY small vibe with lots of lube. Let her do it herself. Make sure she's comfortable and relaxed. Whatever you do DO NOT do the "OOPS I SLIPPED" shit. My man did that and that def. didn't work for him.

Then after thats working (the small vibe) then try something a little bigger, THEN after that your dick will go in nice and smooth and if you use a good amount of lube and she's relaxed she's in for a good thrill :Graucho Anal isn't for everyone though. But I think Anal sex is great! Try that and lemme know how it goes. Good luck!:thumbsup

Oberon 05-22-2004 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
I just saw "skillz" and "scam" in the same sentence. That's not good, esp. when we're talking about sex.

Is this what they mean when teenagers are too immature to handle the responsibility of a sexual relationship? I think yes.

I think this is what the mean when they say the quality of posts on GFY has gone to shit, actually.

But what you said, too.

Rictor 05-22-2004 11:44 PM

Use your finger while fucking her doggy style. She SHOULD have a better orgasm this way. Do it a few times and then she'll probably suggest anal to you.


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