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Pipecrew · 05-22-2004, 12:04 AM

I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.

xenigo · 05-22-2004, 12:06 AM

Smoke a little too much herb tonight? That must be some good stuff. I usually just use a line like "so, do you do any modeling?" and when they say "nooooooo" and give you a cute look... I'll reply with "I swear you look like a model..." It's worked wonders for me when I've used it...

RP Fade · 05-22-2004, 12:07 AM

Maverick...can I be your wingman?

Love,
Goose

Pipecrew · 05-22-2004, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Smoke a little too much herb tonight? That must be some good stuff. I usually just use a line like "so, do you do any modeling?" and when they say "nooooooo" and give you a cute look... I'll reply with "I swear you look like a model..." It's worked wonders for me when I've used it...

Sounds too much like a cheesy line.

Lycanthrope · 05-22-2004, 12:08 AM

I guess that would work better than saying one was a street mime.

Illicit · 05-22-2004, 12:10 AM

you know, I think Ill try it for the hell of it...

SomeCreep · 05-22-2004, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.

Hmm, I usually just say I've got a condom in my pocket and If I dont use it with her that night, it's just going to get wasted on the next girl, so might as well.

nofx · 05-22-2004, 12:12 AM

i've got a good one that I use. just walk up to a girl and say "I want to fuck you with some cheese" it works wonders.

JulianSosa · 05-22-2004, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.

Im so glad to have a regular one

StuartD · 05-22-2004, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

So what you're saying is that you should just be yourself.

Pipecrew · 05-22-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
So what you're saying is that you should just be yourself.

if i want to pickup a quality girl i will be myself, if I want to test some new theories, you gotta start somewhere and see what it works on ;)

pimplink · 05-22-2004, 12:21 AM

these guys really know how to get a chick!

pure energy · 05-22-2004, 12:45 AM

Quite original!

wielco · 05-22-2004, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.

hm i mostly say, im profesional basketbal player but i think this is better for in the future

Digipimp · 05-22-2004, 01:56 AM

i stick with the one i've been using since high school.

"if you're quiet i'll be fast and i won't stab you"

reynold · 05-22-2004, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
So what you're saying is that you should just be yourself.

Best advice although I don't think that'll get the girls' attention!

cheekycherry · 05-22-2004, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
i stick with the one i've been using since high school.

"if you're quiet i'll be fast and i won't stab you"

Mr. Marks · 05-22-2004, 02:11 AM

Talking about strategy!

B40 · 05-22-2004, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
i've got a good one that I use. just walk up to a girl and say "I want to fuck you with some cheese" it works wonders.

Maybe I'll try that some day

TheFrog · 05-22-2004, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RP Fade
Maverick...can I be your wingman?

Love,
Goose

woj · 05-22-2004, 02:35 AM

.. getting dating tips from gfy is like getting stock tips from a homeless person...

beemk · 05-22-2004, 02:37 AM

pickup lines are gay, so is lying to girls so they will be interested in you. try being honest with them.

Vitasoy · 05-22-2004, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
i stick with the one i've been using since high school.

"if you're quiet i'll be fast and i won't stab you"

newsdude · 05-22-2004, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Hmm, I usually just say I've got a condom in my pocket and If I dont use it with her that night, it's just going to get wasted on the next girl, so might as well.

Don't you get a slap for that?

init · 05-22-2004, 03:54 AM

i though you said something like, look at my car

StRoGE · 05-22-2004, 04:59 AM

Just whip out your cock and say "Its broken, can you fix it?"
Either you'll get a slap or a blowjob.

PS: Make sure her boyfriend isnt standing next to her for best results.

escorpio · 05-22-2004, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
pickup lines are gay, so is lying to girls so they will be interested in you. try being honest with them.

How's this for honesty -

Post-coital Sweetalk, Scorpio Style

"Here's your money."
"Here's my card."
"Cool. Now leave."

God, I love being honest with honest women.

SixNine · 05-22-2004, 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Sounds too much like a cheesy line.

The cheesy shit works thoujgh bro.

Jer · 05-22-2004, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StRoGE
Just whip out your cock and say "Its broken, can you fix it?"
Either you'll get a slap or a blowjob.

PS: Make sure her boyfriend isnt standing next to her for best results.

Her boyfriend will make sure it's broken.

Marcus Aurelius · 05-22-2004, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
.. getting dating tips from gfy is like getting stock tips from a homeless person...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

LadyMischief · 05-22-2004, 06:39 AM

What do you tell them when they ask you about your job?? :P

slapass · 05-22-2004, 06:47 AM

Why worry about quality? If they have half a brain they won't be there for seconds.

samuel · 05-22-2004, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Smoke a little too much herb tonight? That must be some good stuff. I usually just use a line like "so, do you do any modeling?" and when they say "nooooooo" and give you a cute look... I'll reply with "I swear you look like a model..." It's worked wonders for me when I've used it...

hahaha.. the best part is when girls says "noooooo"...

it means they are on the bag.

Samuel

crockett · 05-22-2004, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
pickup lines are gay, so is lying to girls so they will be interested in you. try being honest with them.

That dosen't get them in bed as fast.

Phoenix · 05-22-2004, 07:05 AM

haha ive always wanted to try some outrageous lie one night..and just make shit up

i've found just talking to them for awhile is all you need.

if you are getting the vibe and they are flirting at all...that is when you go for the kill...tell them you want to go down on them and lick their pussy, that kind of shit gets them horny

don't forget, they want it just as bad or even worse then we do.

Raf1 · 05-22-2004, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
i stick with the one i've been using since high school.

"if you're quiet i'll be fast and i won't stab you"

That's the funniest one I've heard

Martin · 05-22-2004, 07:06 AM

haha nice.

Bansheelinks · 05-22-2004, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot.

Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker..

When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.

just make an excuse to take out a fat wallet. that'll do.

HS-Trixxxia · 05-22-2004, 07:10 AM

Cute until you fall on the girl who knows more than you about fighter planes :-)

nathan_f · 05-22-2004, 07:10 AM

nice.

but unzipping my pants has always worked for me.

count blingula · 05-22-2004, 07:51 AM

just ask them if they "wanna eat pizza and fuck". works for everone i know!

Lykos · 05-22-2004, 08:45 AM

Nice way,nice way

CAHEK · 05-22-2004, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
.. getting dating tips from gfy is like getting stock tips from a homeless person...

classic

Shoehorn! · 05-22-2004, 08:50 AM

I tell them that I have a small penis. For some reason or another they get interested. I am not sure if they get curious and want to see if I am lying or what, but whatever the reason they sure are disappointed when they see it's the truth.

NaughtyAllie · 05-22-2004, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
pickup lines are gay, so is lying to girls so they will be interested in you. try being honest with them.

Amen

bad_girl · 05-22-2004, 09:03 AM

Judging by your pickup lines and the amount of times you guys respond to "Would you hit it" posts, I would think you are getting laid all the time!!

Rictor · 05-22-2004, 09:10 AM

Get a flight jacket on Ebay.

Of course, if you happen to run into any real fighter pilots and they ask you were you were stationed, what unit, etc. and then they catch on, you'll probably get your ass kicked.

wdsguy · 05-22-2004, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Get a flight jacket on Ebay.

Of course, if you happen to run into any real fighter pilots and they ask you were you were stationed, what unit, etc. and then they catch on, you'll probably get your ass kicked.

good point

iFliPcEss · 05-22-2004, 09:55 AM

i still believe honesty is still the best way through a woman's heart

brand0n · 05-22-2004, 09:59 AM

take my breath away

05-22-2004, 12:04 AM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I perfected the formula tonight for picking up girls. I tell them I'am a 22 year old fighter pilot. Works well, quality girls too, none of the ones my age will fall for it, but the 25 to 29 range do.. Got a nurse, a pharmacist, and a mortgage broker.. When you use it in the future and you witness it work, please give me credit.

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05-22-2004, 09:10 AM	#47
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