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Jive · 05-21-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Well Darling, it started here first:
Originally posted by candyflip
Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too?

WHERE YOU LAUGHED.....

then here:
I have a feeling people are just testing your gullibility . . . . you passed

then here:
Why don't you bite me?

then:
witty and dumb . . . nice combination

shall I continue...??
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i've seen dozens of webmasters only to be in this biz a short time talking big most of the time? yet infact I think that if a webmasters has only been around 2-3 years or less is still a newbie compared to me that is?

you have to earn your respect over time.. not demand it..

rickholio · 05-21-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
the more langs you speak/read/write/ the smarter you become over your life time..

I don't know if it makes you smarter, per se, but it lets you express yourself more completely and understand concepts in a more nuanced fashion. Language frames our reality by letting us put our experiences into abstract concepts that we can understand, remember, and process. Read up on deSaussure for some insights on how language defines reality.

That's part of the reason why the uneducated are considered stupid whether they are or not... if you can't conceive and relate your thoughts in a complex manner, how can you understand your reality in a complex way? Matters which are shades of grey get polarized into black and white.

I'll leave comparisons of linguistic ability, intelligence and black/white worldviews and their relation to current world leaders as an exercise for the reader.

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by rickholio
I don't know if it makes you smarter, per se, but it lets you express yourself more completely and understand concepts in a more nuanced fashion. Language frames our reality by letting us put our experiences into abstract concepts that we can understand, remember, and process. Read up on deSaussure for some insights on how language defines reality.

That's part of the reason why the uneducated are considered stupid whether they are or not... if you can't conceive and relate your thoughts in a complex manner, how can you understand your reality in a complex way? Matters which are shades of grey get polarized into black and white.

I'll leave comparisons of linguistic ability, intelligence and black/white worldviews and their relation to current world leaders as an exercise for the reader.

Very well put!

baddog · 05-21-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Well Darling, it started here first:
Originally posted by candyflip
Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too?

WHERE YOU LAUGHED.....

then here:
I have a feeling people are just testing your gullibility . . . . you passed

then here:
Why don't you bite me?

then:
witty and dumb . . . nice combination

shall I continue...??
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If I laugh at a comment made by someone else, it is starting something with you?

Suggesting you are gullible is an insult?"

The "bite me" comment was directed to Phoenix, so unless you are trying to tell us something

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Originally posted by Phoenix
well why not stay out of her threads then?
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Why don't you bite me? Does that mean any time you reply in a thread I start I can call you whatever I want?

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"witty and dumb" was after your dumbass comment about me sending my traffic to your program instead on my own.

Do you guys redirect your slickcash traffic to topbucks? I didn't think so.

rickholio · 05-21-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by LAMike
The funniest thing about Canada or maybe the best thing is that everytime we have a holiday in the states you guys celebrate it. But then two days later you have the same holiday... lol

Shit cracks me up.

HA!

Your inferior 4th of July is obviously just a pale imitation of our illustrious July 1st celebration!

Copycats!

baddog · 05-21-2004, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by rickholio
HA!

Your inferior 4th of July is obviously just a pale imitation of our illustrious July 1st celebration!

Copycats!

The thing I noticed is that you guys copy our holidays, but move them so they are ahead of ours.

ie: Thanksgiving

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
The thing I noticed is that you guys copy our holidays, but move them so they are ahead of ours.

ie: Thanksgiving

Let me repeat myself...you single??

sherie · 05-21-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Sadly, your educational system doesn't appear to be much better than ours.

Hey now, to be fair one actually has to attend school to benefit from the education.

Holly · 05-21-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
YUP..

So by using yourself as an example here, what you're really saying is that Germany is superior to the US, not Canada?

chAos · 05-21-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Listen brad..I don't wanna name name's but YES...I was asked each of those questions SERIOUSLY at least once in Atlanta..some of them several times, by several different people. I think its funny though.

Alright name names so i do not end up talking to someone so fucking stupid as to ask these lame questions...

please help and save me from having to listen to stupid people ... so if there are several people i wanna know the names of them and the question that they asked so i can avoid them and make fun of them ..

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
Alright name names so i do not end up talking to someone so fucking stupid as to ask these lame questions...

please help and save me from having to listen to stupid people ... so if there are several people i wanna know the names of them and the question that they asked so i can avoid them and make fun of them ..

Nope. Thats not the right thing to do...but maybe Baddog could tell you. Since he follows me around like a puppy, he may know.

Jive · 05-21-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Let me repeat myself...you single??

Nice one! also sherie from toronto has come in to join the thread
I see? anyways I have no more time to chat and "our club" will be flying tonight seeing it's friday and our long holiday weekend
is around the corner "Vic day" gotta run.. ceeya..

chAos · 05-21-2004, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Nope. Thats not the right thing to do...but maybe Baddog could tell you. Since he follows me around like a puppy, he may know.

This conversation has digressed too far for me..

You will not tell me the names of these stupid people (leading me to believe that you do not care enough about me to save me from having to hear them) but yet you seem to be taking pot shots at baddog... hmmm seems a little contradictory to me...

Sherie get the fuck out of the thread you have nothing better to say other than Guns and Roses rocks anyway .. LOL

sherie · 05-21-2004, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by LAMike
The funniest thing about Canada or maybe the best thing is that everytime we have a holiday in the states you guys celebrate it. But then two days later you have the same holiday... lol

Shit cracks me up.

LOL we do not! I would like to know who gets a holiday off when you do? My team may start asking for more, can't keep slave labour that way! ;)

Ewwww touchy touchy chAos! That comment was directed at a Canadian you fucker...Now don't you have some pictures to post of those ass cheeks of yours ;)) And G n' R rock prick!

Jive · 05-21-2004, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
So by using yourself as an example here, what you're really saying is that Germany is superior to the US, not Canada?

i'm no example, someone asked where I was from research your shit first!

NO! if you look further earlier into the thread you see the question was brought up about languages that were spoke by myself and maybe others?

read before you pounce and post next time?
you have a brain use it.. last post good day..

Holly · 05-21-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
Hey now, to be fair one actually has to attend school to benefit from the education.

I think I missed the target with that one, anyway. ;-}

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
This conversation has digressed too far for me..

You will not tell me the names of these stupid people (leading me to believe that you do not care enough about me to save me from having to hear them) but yet you seem to be taking pot shots at baddog... hmmm seems a little contradictory to me...

Sherie get the fuck out of the thread you have nothing better to say other than Guns and Roses rocks anyway .. LOL

To be honest, I really don't wanna say names because I don't wanna embarrass anybody here. The questions were posed to me with good intentions, and a desire to find an honest answer. I don't want to belittle the people who asked me. Them not knowing about CANADA should not effect anyones business dealings with them regarding PORN, so I don't think its applicable to name them here.

Pleasurepays · 05-21-2004, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
To be honest, I really don't wanna say names because I don't wanna embarrass anybody here. The questions were posed to me with good intentions, and a desire to find an honest answer. I don't want to belittle the people who asked me. Them not knowing about CANADA should not effect anyones business dealings with them regarding PORN, so I don't think its applicable to name them here.

I was born and raised in Alaska and no one has ever asked me any of the questions you posted in a serious way.

maybe you should be asking yourself "what is it about me, that people think i am fun to fuck with by asking me stupid questions"

maybe they thought you would not know the answers?

sherie · 05-21-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
I think I missed the target with that one, anyway. ;-}

LOL so did he! ;-)

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
I was born and raised in Alaska and no one has ever asked me any of the questions you posted in a serious way.

maybe you should be asking yourself "what is it about me, that people think i am fun to fuck with by asking me stupid questions"

maybe they thought you would not know the answers?

Well, if you read the entire thread, you will notice fellow Canadians posting that they get asked the same questions, and your fellow Americans admitting to the fact that they don't know much about Canada. There is nothing wrong with that though. No question is a dumb question..right? So, I know its not just me...

chAos · 05-21-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
No question is a dumb question..right?

that is actually the saying

"The only dumb question is the question you do not ask"

But seriously i am from southern CA and i know that shit about canada .. i do not know your capitol but who really cares .. your weather is as diverse as the weather in the US .. ok

and if you think that i would do business with anyone stupid enough to sincerely ask if you take a sled to work then you are fucking crazy .. that person is stupid and should be treated like the ass clown he/she is...

xxxdesign-net · 05-21-2004, 01:58 PM

Is Baddog trying to become GFY resident asshole...? WHats with the arrogance lately?! Trying a new personality? lol
You think you tell it like it is? lol... drop it.. you are not smart enough to be credible...

sincerely...

Pleasurepays · 05-21-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Well, if you read the entire thread, you will notice fellow Canadians posting that they get asked the same questions, and your fellow Americans admitting to the fact that they don't know much about Canada. There is nothing wrong with that though. No question is a dumb question..right? So, I know its not just me...

You used the term "Americans" which implies that 260,000,000 people think you ride a dog sled to work. That would suggest that you know little about Americans.

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
Is Baddog trying to become GFY resident asshole...? WHats with the arrogance lately?! Trying a new personality? lol
You think you tell it like it is? lol... drop it.. you are not smart enough to be credible...

sincerely...

Glad someone else noticed it too...I dont have a problem with him, but he hates me...I don't know why he does though. Its really a shame.

Pleasurepays · 05-21-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
that is actually the saying

"The only dumb question is the question you do not ask"

actually...

"There are no stupid questions, only inquisitive idiots"

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
You used the term "Americans" which implies that 260,000,000 people think you ride a dog sled to work. That would suggest that you know little about Americans.

Well the people who asked me those questions were AMERICAN...

Stasia · 05-21-2004, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by SMG
THE ONLY THINGS NECESSARY IN CANADA ARE BEER, HOCKEY ;)

hmm they do have good beer

Stasia

Pleasurepays · 05-21-2004, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Well the people who asked me those questions were AMERICAN...

"You Americans make me laugh my ass off" implys "All Americans" - would it be correct for me to spend a day with Canadian retarded kids and then say "You Canadians...."?

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
"You Americans make me laugh my ass off" implys "All Americans" - would it be correct for me to spend a day with Canadian retarded kids and then say "You Canadians...."?

We don't have "retarded kids" here...but we do have some physically and mentally disabled ones.

baddog · 05-21-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Well the people who asked me those questions were AMERICAN...

FYI: Canadians are AMERICAN

baddog · 05-21-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Glad someone else noticed it too...I dont have a problem with him, but he hates me...I don't know why he does though. Its really a shame.

You give yourself way too much credit if you think I care enough about you to hate you. That implies that I have some feelings about you, I don't. Get over yourself.

chAos · 05-21-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
actually...

"There are no stupid questions, only inquisitive idiots"

rickholio · 05-21-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
FYI: Canadians are AMERICAN

FYI: Uh... no, we aren't.

If you want to be a pedant, we're all NORTH american, but you know very well 'american' means from the USA... kindly leave us out of your now perjorative label.

baddog · 05-21-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by rickholio
FYI: Uh... no, we aren't.

If you want to be a pedant, we're all NORTH american, but you know very well 'american' means from the USA... kindly leave us out of your now perjorative label.

rickholio
Spam me with dialer programs

Registered: Jan 2004
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Joe Citizen · 05-21-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Why is it that whenever I meet Amercians, they ask me one or all of the following questions about Canadians:

1. Do you ride a dogsled to work?
2. Why do you say "aboot" instead of about?
3. Do you guys have Mountied police officers everywhere ?(although we do some places)
4. I heard its so cold that you have to wear Parkas, and Moccasins in the winter time. Is that true?
5. Do you live in igloos?
6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?

Everytime I meet an American they ask me about one of those things....Do they teach you about Canada in school over there? Or the climate and geography of the different provinces?

Let me know....I think its funny

Americans are extremely ignorant of the rest of the world.

Hilarious.

chAos · 05-21-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Americans are extremely ignorant of the rest of the world.

Hilarious.

hey we might be ignorant but we sure can fuck a whole country up if we want to huh?

CDSmith · 05-21-2004, 05:21 PM

The next fucker that says "Blame Canada" gets run over by my new ride...

reynold · 05-21-2004, 05:30 PM

Good one!

Peaches · 05-21-2004, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Why is it that whenever I meet Amercians, they ask me one or all of the following questions about Canadians:

1. Do you ride a dogsled to work?
2. Why do you say "aboot" instead of about?
3. Do you guys have Mountied police officers everywhere ?(although we do some places)
4. I heard its so cold that you have to wear Parkas, and Moccasins in the winter time. Is that true?
5. Do you live in igloos?
6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?

Everytime I meet an American they ask me about one of those things....Do they teach you about Canada in school over there? Or the climate and geography of the different provinces?

Let me know....I think its funny

Now, I met you in ATL when we went to the diner on our search for peach cobbler and I didn't ask you any of those questions

But the one thing I never understood is why call "Z" zed instead of zee

Joe Citizen · 05-21-2004, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
hey we might be ignorant but we sure can fuck a whole country up if we want to huh?

Gee, I'm impressed.

What do you do for an encore?

Phoenix · 05-21-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Now, I met you in ATL when we went to the diner on our search for peach cobbler and I didn't ask you any of those questions

But the one thing I never understood is why call "Z" zed instead of zee

i was so upset we never found the peach cobbler as well

im going to track some down here in toronto

pimplink · 05-22-2004, 12:02 AM

This thread's gonna go a long way!

Morgan · 05-22-2004, 12:35 AM

Do they have running water up there yet?

Mishi · 05-22-2004, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
The next fucker that says "Blame Canada" gets run over by my new ride...

Huskies rule!

But why do ya'll have those floppy heads and beady eyes, eh?

reynold · 05-22-2004, 01:53 AM

I wonder who will win in this argument?

newsdude · 05-22-2004, 03:49 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
Do they have running water up there yet?

ADL Colin · 05-22-2004, 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
I wonder who will win in this argument?

The side using stereotypes to describe the other side's stereotypes will win. What will they win?

body · 05-22-2004, 04:09 AM

When I was at school some of us moved to USA for 1 year and they asked our guys

1) Do u have cars?
2) Your girls have their days?

hahahaha funny or stupid?

Paul Waters · 05-22-2004, 04:17 AM

Always happens when I am on vacation and an American tourist, upon hearing I am from Canada, asks if I know so-and-so from Vancouver.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-22-2004, 04:21 AM

it is taught but people don't pay attention. I was the geek in school that actually liked geography and social studies.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	it is taught but people don't pay attention. I was the geek in school that actually liked geography and social studies.