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DreamCumTrue 05-21-2004 12:40 PM

:321GFY

until you meet every single american, and each one of us asks you one of those questions, dont fucking judge bitch

itzjamiex 05-21-2004 12:40 PM

Do you masturbate with ice cycles?

Jive 05-21-2004 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Colin

sorry these guys suck we tried them for processing it was okay for 4 days then they stopped sales for know good reason

http://www.achdebit.com/sales/ there bullshit so please donm't spam there crappy frauding programs!:disgust :Kissmy


next.. back to the topic..

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
:321GFY

until you meet every single american, and each one of us asks you one of those questions, dont fucking judge bitch

My, my, my...aren't we fiesty today! You musn't have read this entire thread honey. I haven't judged anyone...start from the top!

ADL Colin 05-21-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
sorry these guys suck we tried them for processing it was okay for 4 days then they stopped sales for know good reason

http://www.achdebit.com/sales/ there bullshit so please donm't spam there crappy frauding programs!:disgust :Kissmy

next.. back to the topic..

Interesting since these guys have a sterling reputation in check processing.

blonde_8420001 05-21-2004 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by rickholio
I have a theory... about the climate misunderstanding, anyways....I also theorize that beer down there is so crappy because of the wide availability of firearms... you can't get into a serious shootout when you're forced to go to the washroom every 5 minutes, and by the time you get back you've already sobered up from what little inebriation you've built up. :glugglug
LOL that is great, I think it is just that it is brewed differently, basically a different ratio of the main three ingredience. But I definatly no their strongest beer doesnt come close to our 10% beers....but who drinks those here anyways LOL gross

MonikaMaple

Jive 05-21-2004 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Colin
Jive,

What's your native language?


not american and the main would be german and there's several other langs i'm comfortable with..

if your asking the question fine but if your trying to bash/trap me sorry i'm far advanced and out the door already?:Graucho

blonde_8420001 05-21-2004 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by itzjamiex
Do you masturbate with ice cycles?
Not for fun, but popsicles for photoshoots sometimes :P

baddog 05-21-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
I haven't judged anyone...start from the top!
Just Americans

Jive 05-21-2004 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Colin
Interesting since these guys have a sterling reputation in check processing.
the only word sterling means to me is a big truck thats produced..

perhaps you workemployed for/by them? sorry this is are experience with them there just a deadend when we used them!
:BangBang:

Sean 05-21-2004 12:47 PM

we are just jealous because all the hot girls live to the north.
but then again?. brian adams is on your team

ADL Colin 05-21-2004 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
not american and the main would be german and there's several other langs i'm comfortable with..
Wie Geht's? Kommen Sie aus Deutschland?

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
Just Americans
Where have I said ONE nasty thing about americans? The only American I said anything remotely nasty to is YOU, because you started this BS with me. I told you already, I would never let anyone like YOU put a damper on my CANADIAN LONG WEEKEND. Thanks for a feeble attempt though! Love ya

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Irish Pimp
we are just jealous because all the hot girls live to the north.
but then again?. brian adams is on your team

I love you Mr.Sandman...xoxoxoxo

ADL Colin 05-21-2004 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
perhaps you work employed for/by them?
Actually, we tried a number of check processors the past few years and were always disappointed. When Wig contacted me asking us to beta test their new Pleasure Tokens program we did. The numbers were way better than with any other check processors so we went with them.

Sean 05-21-2004 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
All I know about Canada is they're a bunch of rabid redneck homosexuals who we wouldn't let into the union. Kinda like mexico but with less sand and more snow.

there is a lot of love in the room today.

for the rest of the day, the ringer on my phone will be "oh canada"

Jive 05-21-2004 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
English may not be his first language. I know people on this board to whom english IS their native language, and they still mispell common words.
thanks for the plug! this idiot probably only barely speaks english and i'll bet you he's not to bright and probably just passed high school by a thread..

the more langs you speak/read/write/ the smarter you become
over your life time.. :2 cents: :Graucho

and NO, i'm far from being perfect but I'm tryin..!

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
thanks for the plug! this idiot probably only barely speaks english and i'll bet you he's not to bright and probably just passed high school by a thread..

the more langs you speak/read/write/ the smarter you become
over your life time.. :2 cents: :Graucho

and NO, i'm far from being perfect but I'm tryin..!

Your english was fine. Don't worry about it!

ADL Colin 05-21-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
the only word sterling means to me is a big truck thats produced..


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sterling

Holly 05-21-2004 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
not american and the main would be german and there's several other langs i'm comfortable with..

if your asking the question fine but if your trying to bash/trap me sorry i'm far advanced and out the door already?:Graucho

Where did you go to grade school and high school? Germany? Then you moved to Canada later?

Sean 05-21-2004 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by baddog


Wasn't he bashing Americans? Should I just sit back and let you do that?

only when it comes to hockey. i am still in morning over the sharks loss to canada. if philly wins, i will bash canada, if tampa wins... im going to start playing rush 2112 none stop

Jive 05-21-2004 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
I love you Mr.Sandman...xoxoxoxo
Colin James just opened a club a few months ago and it's pretty hot!.. he's never played my pub yet?

PLUG: RUSTYGULL PUB NORTH VANCOUVER

lower lonsdale st. (waterwater front area)and good views of vancouver smokin food and bands most of the time.. a hop just up from the ferries be there!

drop by sometime. all the best Jive..

back to the topic..! :thumbsup

baddog 05-21-2004 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Where have I said ONE nasty thing about americans? The only American I said anything remotely nasty to is YOU, because you started this BS with me
again, what did I start? you know how to cut and paste, right?

The intent of this thread you started was to put down Americans, and I did not say shit to you until you made some ignorant comment about my traffic. So please, how did I start something with you?

Jive 05-21-2004 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Where did you go to grade school and high school? Germany? Then you moved to Canada later?

YUP.. :2 cents: :thumbsup

ADL Colin 05-21-2004 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
YUP.. :2 cents: :thumbsup
Wirklich?

LA Mike 05-21-2004 01:05 PM

The funniest thing about Canada or maybe the best thing is that everytime we have a holiday in the states you guys celebrate it. But then two days later you have the same holiday... lol

Shit cracks me up.

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
again, what did I start? you know how to cut and paste, right?

The intent of this thread you started was to put down Americans, and I did not say shit to you until you made some ignorant comment about my traffic. So please, how did I start something with you?

Well Darling, it started here first:
Originally posted by candyflip
Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too?

WHERE YOU LAUGHED.....

then here:
I have a feeling people are just testing your gullibility . . . . you passed

then here:
Why don't you bite me?

then:
witty and dumb . . . nice combination

shall I continue...??
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Jive 05-21-2004 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Your english was fine. Don't worry about it!
thanks I actually was manager of wendys (college/yonge) in toronto when I was attending UofT and lived on upper ronsons/dundas st..

I even use party with Ricky Emett the singer of the rock band triump and other bands years ago.. :Graucho

Yes, didn't no much english when I was younger.

Phoenix 05-21-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by LAMike
The funniest thing about Canada or maybe the best thing is that everytime we have a holiday in the states you guys celebrate it. But then two days later you have the same holiday... lol

Shit cracks me up.


that's certainly one of the best parts:):winkwink:

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 01:12 PM

BUMP.....for an intelligent reply from Baddog...
Waiting...

Jive 05-21-2004 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Well Darling, it started here first:
Originally posted by candyflip
Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too?

WHERE YOU LAUGHED.....

then here:
I have a feeling people are just testing your gullibility . . . . you passed

then here:
Why don't you bite me?

then:
witty and dumb . . . nice combination

shall I continue...??
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i've seen dozens of webmasters only to be in this biz a short time talking big most of the time? yet infact I think that if a webmasters has only been around 2-3 years or less is still a newbie compared to me that is? :Graucho :1orglaugh

you have to earn your respect over time.. not demand it..

rickholio 05-21-2004 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
the more langs you speak/read/write/ the smarter you become over your life time.. :2 cents: :Graucho
I don't know if it makes you smarter, per se, but it lets you express yourself more completely and understand concepts in a more nuanced fashion. Language frames our reality by letting us put our experiences into abstract concepts that we can understand, remember, and process. Read up on deSaussure for some insights on how language defines reality.

That's part of the reason why the uneducated are considered stupid whether they are or not... if you can't conceive and relate your thoughts in a complex manner, how can you understand your reality in a complex way? Matters which are shades of grey get polarized into black and white.

I'll leave comparisons of linguistic ability, intelligence and black/white worldviews and their relation to current world leaders as an exercise for the reader. :winkwink:

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rickholio
I don't know if it makes you smarter, per se, but it lets you express yourself more completely and understand concepts in a more nuanced fashion. Language frames our reality by letting us put our experiences into abstract concepts that we can understand, remember, and process. Read up on deSaussure for some insights on how language defines reality.

That's part of the reason why the uneducated are considered stupid whether they are or not... if you can't conceive and relate your thoughts in a complex manner, how can you understand your reality in a complex way? Matters which are shades of grey get polarized into black and white.

I'll leave comparisons of linguistic ability, intelligence and black/white worldviews and their relation to current world leaders as an exercise for the reader. :winkwink:

Very well put!

baddog 05-21-2004 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Well Darling, it started here first:
Originally posted by candyflip
Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too?

WHERE YOU LAUGHED.....

then here:
I have a feeling people are just testing your gullibility . . . . you passed

then here:
Why don't you bite me?

then:
witty and dumb . . . nice combination

shall I continue...??
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If I laugh at a comment made by someone else, it is starting something with you?


Suggesting you are gullible is an insult?"

The "bite me" comment was directed to Phoenix, so unless you are trying to tell us something

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Phoenix
well why not stay out of her threads then?
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Why don't you bite me? Does that mean any time you reply in a thread I start I can call you whatever I want?


__________________

"witty and dumb" was after your dumbass comment about me sending my traffic to your program instead on my own.

Do you guys redirect your slickcash traffic to topbucks? I didn't think so.

rickholio 05-21-2004 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAMike
The funniest thing about Canada or maybe the best thing is that everytime we have a holiday in the states you guys celebrate it. But then two days later you have the same holiday... lol

Shit cracks me up.

HA!

Your inferior 4th of July is obviously just a pale imitation of our illustrious July 1st celebration!

Copycats! :Graucho

baddog 05-21-2004 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rickholio
HA!

Your inferior 4th of July is obviously just a pale imitation of our illustrious July 1st celebration!

Copycats! :Graucho

The thing I noticed is that you guys copy our holidays, but move them so they are ahead of ours.

ie: Thanksgiving

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
The thing I noticed is that you guys copy our holidays, but move them so they are ahead of ours.

ie: Thanksgiving

Let me repeat myself...you single??

sherie 05-21-2004 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Sadly, your educational system doesn't appear to be much better than ours. :1orglaugh
Hey now, to be fair one actually has to attend school to benefit from the education.

Holly 05-21-2004 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
YUP.. :2 cents: :thumbsup
So by using yourself as an example here, what you're really saying is that Germany is superior to the US, not Canada?

chAos 05-21-2004 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Listen brad..I don't wanna name name's but YES...I was asked each of those questions SERIOUSLY at least once in Atlanta..some of them several times, by several different people. I think its funny though.
Alright name names so i do not end up talking to someone so fucking stupid as to ask these lame questions...

please help and save me from having to listen to stupid people ... so if there are several people i wanna know the names of them and the question that they asked so i can avoid them and make fun of them ..


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