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ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
percap the average *Joe american* is not educated nor gotten passed high school i've seen the facts and I frankly new this way in advance with out seeing the poles on this?

percap
passed
new
poles

Must be jive talking.

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Colin
percap
passed
new
poles

Must be jive talking.

English may not be his first language. I know people on this board to whom english IS their native language, and they still mispell common words.

Holly · 05-21-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
percap the average *Joe american* is not educated nor gotten passed high school i've seen the facts and I frankly new this way in advance with out seeing the poles on this?

I've gotten passed high school. I've even gotten passed college. I new lots of stuff before and I new lots of stuff after, with out even being Canadian. But my name's not Joe.

ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
English may not be his first language.

The possibility had already crossed my mind. I couldn't resist anyway. Am I mean?

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Now you are bashing JIVE...you really are a class act sweetheart. You single??

I am bashing by asking him to back up his facts? By pointing out his many spelling and grammar errors?

Wasn't he bashing Americans? Should I just sit back and let you do that?

05-21-2004, 12:28 PM

What surprised me about Canada, is that Tim Horton's has a 70% market share... they're just starting to kick in here in the US. Seems like the canuck starbucks to me.

Lykos · 05-21-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
No.

The only geography they teach in school these days is that there are dragons in all countries other than America. Stay in America and stay safe.. don't worry about the rest of the world, it's all evil and dragon-filled.

Hahaha,this was good

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
ROFLMFAO....

you need to post that in the hallways/launchrooms/cafs/ of the american schools perhaps they'll learn about "us" next door smart people..

education should be always available not sensored?

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
English may not be his first language. I know people on this board to whom english IS their native language, and they still mispell common words.

Native language or not, it is still a bullshit comment, and inaccurate

Holly · 05-21-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
education should be always available not sensored?

I agree. I think you may have grounds for a lawsuit. Have your attorney link this thread.

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Native language or not, it is still a bullshit comment, and inaccurate

You are cute. Wanna date me?

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
I agree. I think you may grounds for a lawsuit. Have your attorney link this thread.

ut-oh, you aren't bashing him are you

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
You are cute. Wanna date me?

not in a million years, I find ignorance quite unattractive

ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
sensored?

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
What surprised me about Canada, is that Tim Horton's has a 70% market share... they're just starting to kick in here in the US. Seems like the canuck starbucks to me.

TIM's has good coffee and a fast drive-through and tasty sandwiches. they have most of there chains in toronto

and we all know Tim Horton the founder was a canadian hockey player..where hockey was born in canada same with basketball.

you know the socalled dummies in canada
started thses popular sports.

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
you know the socalled dummies in canada
started thses popular sports.

Hmmm, I must have missed it . . . . did someone say all Canadians were dummies?

ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 12:37 PM

Jive,

What's your native language?

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Colin
Jive,

What's your native language?

It had to be asked

Holly · 05-21-2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
ut-oh, you aren't bashing him are you

Nah, just hanging out and enjoying a good thread.

Irony is good for the soul. ;-}

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
not in a million years, I find ignorance quite unattractive

Ignorance...thats so funny. I know you are just SMITTEN with me. Don't hate...appreciate!

DreamCumTrue · 05-21-2004, 12:40 PM

until you meet every single american, and each one of us asks you one of those questions, dont fucking judge bitch

itzjamiex · 05-21-2004, 12:40 PM

Do you masturbate with ice cycles?

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Colin

sorry these guys suck we tried them for processing it was okay for 4 days then they stopped sales for know good reason

http://www.achdebit.com/sales/ there bullshit so please donm't spam there crappy frauding programs!

next.. back to the topic..

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue

until you meet every single american, and each one of us asks you one of those questions, dont fucking judge bitch

My, my, my...aren't we fiesty today! You musn't have read this entire thread honey. I haven't judged anyone...start from the top!

ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
sorry these guys suck we tried them for processing it was okay for 4 days then they stopped sales for know good reason

http://www.achdebit.com/sales/ there bullshit so please donm't spam there crappy frauding programs!

next.. back to the topic..

Interesting since these guys have a sterling reputation in check processing.

blonde_8420001 · 05-21-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by rickholio
I have a theory... about the climate misunderstanding, anyways....I also theorize that beer down there is so crappy because of the wide availability of firearms... you can't get into a serious shootout when you're forced to go to the washroom every 5 minutes, and by the time you get back you've already sobered up from what little inebriation you've built up.

LOL that is great, I think it is just that it is brewed differently, basically a different ratio of the main three ingredience. But I definatly no their strongest beer doesnt come close to our 10% beers....but who drinks those here anyways LOL gross

MonikaMaple

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Colin
Jive,

What's your native language?

not american and the main would be german and there's several other langs i'm comfortable with..

if your asking the question fine but if your trying to bash/trap me sorry i'm far advanced and out the door already?

blonde_8420001 · 05-21-2004, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by itzjamiex
Do you masturbate with ice cycles?

Not for fun, but popsicles for photoshoots sometimes :P

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
I haven't judged anyone...start from the top!

Just Americans

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Colin
Interesting since these guys have a sterling reputation in check processing.

the only word sterling means to me is a big truck thats produced..

perhaps you workemployed for/by them? sorry this is are experience with them there just a deadend when we used them!

Sean · 05-21-2004, 12:47 PM

we are just jealous because all the hot girls live to the north.
but then again?. brian adams is on your team

ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
not american and the main would be german and there's several other langs i'm comfortable with..

Wie Geht's? Kommen Sie aus Deutschland?

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Just Americans

Where have I said ONE nasty thing about americans? The only American I said anything remotely nasty to is YOU, because you started this BS with me. I told you already, I would never let anyone like YOU put a damper on my CANADIAN LONG WEEKEND. Thanks for a feeble attempt though! Love ya

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by Irish Pimp
we are just jealous because all the hot girls live to the north.
but then again?. brian adams is on your team

I love you Mr.Sandman...xoxoxoxo

ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
perhaps you work employed for/by them?

Actually, we tried a number of check processors the past few years and were always disappointed. When Wig contacted me asking us to beta test their new Pleasure Tokens program we did. The numbers were way better than with any other check processors so we went with them.

Sean · 05-21-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
All I know about Canada is they're a bunch of rabid redneck homosexuals who we wouldn't let into the union. Kinda like mexico but with less sand and more snow.

there is a lot of love in the room today.

for the rest of the day, the ringer on my phone will be "oh canada"

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
English may not be his first language. I know people on this board to whom english IS their native language, and they still mispell common words.

thanks for the plug! this idiot probably only barely speaks english and i'll bet you he's not to bright and probably just passed high school by a thread..

the more langs you speak/read/write/ the smarter you become
over your life time..

and NO, i'm far from being perfect but I'm tryin..!

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
thanks for the plug! this idiot probably only barely speaks english and i'll bet you he's not to bright and probably just passed high school by a thread..

the more langs you speak/read/write/ the smarter you become
over your life time..

and NO, i'm far from being perfect but I'm tryin..!

Your english was fine. Don't worry about it!

ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
the only word sterling means to me is a big truck thats produced..

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sterling

Holly · 05-21-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
not american and the main would be german and there's several other langs i'm comfortable with..

if your asking the question fine but if your trying to bash/trap me sorry i'm far advanced and out the door already?

Where did you go to grade school and high school? Germany? Then you moved to Canada later?

Sean · 05-21-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by baddog

Wasn't he bashing Americans? Should I just sit back and let you do that?

only when it comes to hockey. i am still in morning over the sharks loss to canada. if philly wins, i will bash canada, if tampa wins... im going to start playing rush 2112 none stop

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
I love you Mr.Sandman...xoxoxoxo

Colin James just opened a club a few months ago and it's pretty hot!.. he's never played my pub yet?

PLUG: RUSTYGULL PUB NORTH VANCOUVER

lower lonsdale st. (waterwater front area)and good views of vancouver smokin food and bands most of the time.. a hop just up from the ferries be there!

drop by sometime. all the best Jive..

back to the topic..!

baddog · 05-21-2004, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Where have I said ONE nasty thing about americans? The only American I said anything remotely nasty to is YOU, because you started this BS with me

again, what did I start? you know how to cut and paste, right?

The intent of this thread you started was to put down Americans, and I did not say shit to you until you made some ignorant comment about my traffic. So please, how did I start something with you?

Jive · 05-21-2004, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Where did you go to grade school and high school? Germany? Then you moved to Canada later?

YUP..

ADL Colin · 05-21-2004, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Jive
YUP..

Wirklich?

LA Mike · 05-21-2004, 01:05 PM

The funniest thing about Canada or maybe the best thing is that everytime we have a holiday in the states you guys celebrate it. But then two days later you have the same holiday... lol

Shit cracks me up.

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
again, what did I start? you know how to cut and paste, right?

The intent of this thread you started was to put down Americans, and I did not say shit to you until you made some ignorant comment about my traffic. So please, how did I start something with you?

Well Darling, it started here first:
Originally posted by candyflip
Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too?

WHERE YOU LAUGHED.....

then here:
I have a feeling people are just testing your gullibility . . . . you passed

then here:
Why don't you bite me?

then:
witty and dumb . . . nice combination

shall I continue...??
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Jive · 05-21-2004, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Your english was fine. Don't worry about it!

thanks I actually was manager of wendys (college/yonge) in toronto when I was attending UofT and lived on upper ronsons/dundas st..

I even use party with Ricky Emett the singer of the rock band triump and other bands years ago..

Yes, didn't no much english when I was younger.

Phoenix · 05-21-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by LAMike
The funniest thing about Canada or maybe the best thing is that everytime we have a holiday in the states you guys celebrate it. But then two days later you have the same holiday... lol

Shit cracks me up.

that's certainly one of the best parts

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 01:12 PM

BUMP.....for an intelligent reply from Baddog...
Waiting...

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