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beergood · 05-21-2004, 11:30 AM

50 people say fuck canada

Eric · 05-21-2004, 11:31 AM

I didn't ask you any of those questions. I asked you how come you were ignoring me.

no love

baddog · 05-21-2004, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Is this your way of flirting with me baby?? LMAO

I believe I asked you not to call me baby . . . . I was serious

Phoenix · 05-21-2004, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
I believe I asked you not to call me baby . . . . I was serious

well why not stay out of her threads then?

Rictor · 05-21-2004, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Listen brad..I don't wanna name name's but YES...I was asked each of those questions SERIOUSLY at least once in Atlanta..some of them several times, by several different people. I think its funny though.

No one is being serious. It's called sarcasm. I ask questions like that with a straight face all the time.

Are you blonde?

Alisa · 05-21-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
"Rabid rednecks.."....last time I checked the KKK hasn't made an appearance in this neck of the woods. We are far from rednecks honey.

Nice one Sarah

baddog · 05-21-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
well why not stay out of her threads then?

Why don't you bite me? Does that mean any time you reply in a thread I start I can call you whatever I want?

Holly · 05-21-2004, 11:34 AM

In all honesty, they taught us very little about Canada. Until I started slinging porn and realized that 75% of Canadians work in this area, I had almost forgotten it existed.

I remember US history, and I remember studying almost every continent and major nation in World History, but it's like we just skipped over Canada. And I'm not even joking.

I was kind of embarrassed when I first started "meeting" all you online Canadians because I really had to do a refresher geography lesson to know where all the cities were and which providences they're in.

Roger · 05-21-2004, 11:35 AM

I guess they just wanna be funny and make conversation.

Buff · 05-21-2004, 11:35 AM

When I went to Montreal, it looked like Mexico, only it was colder.

FreeHugeMovies · 05-21-2004, 11:35 AM

You have to remember Americans are very oblivious to other countries. If you have no beef with the USA we tend to put you on ignore till something happens. Americans are very narrow minded as well and probably think Canada is some frozen tundra.

Plus I've never saw a class in college education Americans on the history of Canada.

Phoenix · 05-21-2004, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
Why don't you bite me? Does that mean any time you reply in a thread I start I can call you whatever I want?

if you pop your head into every single thread i make..just to insult me and try to belittle me...then yeah i will call you whatever the fuck i want

dont you have anything else to do?

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
Why don't you bite me? Does that mean any time you reply in a thread I start I can call you whatever I want?

Someone is bored today obviosly! Instead of hating on me, why dont you send me your traffic-I know thats what you secretly want to do anyway...OH YEAH....you don't have any.
LMAO...have a great weekend!

beergood · 05-21-2004, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
In all honesty, they taught us very little about Canada. Until I started slinging porn and realized that 75% of Canadians work in this area, I had almost forgotten it existed.

I remember US history, and I remember studying almost every continent and major nation in World History, but it's like we just skipped over Canada. And I'm not even joking. I was kind of embarrassed when I first started "meeting" all you online Canadians because I really had to do a refresher geography lesson to know where all the cities were and which providences they're in.

In all seriousness this is very true. The only information I know of concerning Canada came from a few biographies I read and an American Revolution book.

Jive · 05-21-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by beergood
50 people say fuck canada

I've heard more than 150,000+ people at Oktoberfest in Germany telling everyone how they really feel about americans he.he.

Well atleast when I travel I tell them i'm canadian now!

when they think your a "USA'R" then they "the world'
looks done on you..
canadians don't start shit the world knows that and we have better beer, also were not out trying to screw everyone..

baddog · 05-21-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
if you pop your head into every single thread i make..just to insult me and try to belittle me...then yeah i will call you whatever the fuck i want

dont you have anything else to do?

No, I think today I will spend finding threads you have started so I can insult and belittle you.

If you will notice, this thread was started with the intent of insulting and belittling Americans . . . . so yeah, it might draw my attention

baddog · 05-21-2004, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Someone is bored today obviosly! Instead of hating on me, why dont you send me your traffic-I know thats what you secretly want to do anyway...OH YEAH....you don't have any.
LMAO...have a great weekend!

witty and dumb . . . nice combination

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
No, I think today I will spend finding threads you have started so I can insult and belittle you.

If you will notice, this thread was started with the intent of insulting and belittling Americans . . . . so yeah, it might draw my attention

Actually if you took a second to read the title, it says "You americans make me laugh my ass off"...where do you see any insults? The only one tossing insults around is YOU, as you usually do in my posts. Always trying to get close to me...Its cute though! Like a puppy following around its master. Thanks...

Holly · 05-21-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Buff
When I went to Montreal, it looked like Mexico, only it was colder.

Chichio · 05-21-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Why is it that whenever I meet Amercians, they ask me one or all of the following questions about Canadians:

1. Do you ride a dogsled to work?
2. Why do you say "aboot" instead of about?
3. Do you guys have Mountied police officers everywhere ?(although we do some places)
4. I heard its so cold that you have to wear Parkas, and Moccasins in the winter time. Is that true?
5. Do you live in igloos?
6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?

Everytime I meet an American they ask me about one of those things....Do they teach you about Canada in school over there? Or the climate and geography of the different provinces?

Let me know....I think its funny

You exaggerate.

Phoenix · 05-21-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
No, I think today I will spend finding threads you have started so I can insult and belittle you.

If you will notice, this thread was started with the intent of insulting and belittling Americans . . . . so yeah, it might draw my attention

Have fun insulting me Baddog...lol

nothing you say will ever matter to me, however when you try to pick on someone new..i have to ask myself why?

you dont even know hwo you are talking to or about anymore...time to smoke another perhaps?

VirtuMike · 05-21-2004, 11:48 AM

I heard the outlaws ride caribou through town with six shooters and smoke Du Mauriers and drink Labatt's bleu and steal salmon from sidewalk vendors.

baddog · 05-21-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
where do you see any insults

How about implying that people actually ask you those questions and are serious about it?

I wonder how many Canadians do actiually see beavers in their back yards? I happen to know some that do.

For the record, when did I insult you in this thread? When I called you witty and dumb because of some bullshit comment about my traffic and why I don't send it to you?

WTF would I send you traffic when I have my own program?

Arousal Design · 05-21-2004, 11:50 AM

we're stupid americans leave us alone =)

Holly · 05-21-2004, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by Jive
I've heard more than 150,000+ people at Oktoberfest in Germany telling everyone how they really feel about americans he.he.

Well atleast when I travel I tell them i'm canadian now!

when they think your a "USA'R" then they "the world'
looks done on you..
canadians don't start shit the world knows that and we have better beer, also were not out trying to screw everyone..

Sadly, your educational system doesn't appear to be much better than ours.

baddog · 05-21-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix

you dont even know hwo you are talking to or about anymore...time to smoke another perhaps?

Actually, I know full well who I am talking to, as she spammed me early on then acted confused when I asked her a couple questions about her program. So, why don't you stop kissing her ass, because it is you that does not know what they are talking about

Phoenix · 05-21-2004, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
Actually, I know full well who I am talking to, as she spammed me early on then acted confused when I asked her a couple questions about her program. So, why don't you stop kissing her ass, because it is you that does not know what they are talking about

face it man..you came in here to bitch

i mean it is what you are known for now

don't be ashamed

JohnV · 05-21-2004, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
sounds like you have only met stupid americans.

i wouldnt ask any of the above, nor would anyone i know.

Roger that Fletch XXX. My fiancé is from CAD and I know for a fact she did not live in an igloo and she certainly does not live in one now

baddog · 05-21-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
face it man..you came in here to bitch

when did I bitch?

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
In all honesty, they taught us very little about Canada. Until I started slinging porn and realized that 75% of Canadians work in this area, I had almost forgotten it existed.

I remember US history, and I remember studying almost every continent and major nation in World History, but it's like we just skipped over Canada. And I'm not even joking. I was kind of embarrassed when I first started "meeting" all you online Canadians because I really had to do a refresher geography lesson to know where all the cities were and which providences they're in.

I know a few teachers that teach all over and travel different countries tokyo etc.

I have talked to them and also when I was a student (UofT) in toronto that education is the USA schools is bullshit..

it's a controlled and a need to know bases. actually most canadian schools teach kids/students at a very young age like my son he's 6years and he knows some of the cities that are talked about in class..

if the shoe was on the other foot like asking that child in any american school i'll bet then won't know jack shit..

go on over to europe and they know whats going on forsure..
also some colleges/Univ are free to attend..

the education system is pretty advanced and known to be very knowledgeable. those are the facts for a very large country the USA sure doesn't teach much.. i've even heard this from students
going to school in vancouver/canada here that there degrees they achieve are of higher standards and open more doors. around the globe..they would much rather do there schooling here and it's cheaper for one thing.. my opinion and the facts are there as well. good day..

Jive

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Actually, I know full well who I am talking to, as she spammed me early on then acted confused when I asked her a couple questions about her program. So, why don't you stop kissing her ass, because it is you that does not know what they are talking about

Instead of trying to insult, why dont you say something positive for a change? You seem as though you have some built up anger and hostility. I've never been mean to you. Personally, I have absolutely NO problem with you at all. If you knew me, you would know Im a very happy go lucky person, with a ton of positive energy. Im not interested in people like you trying to bring people like me down with you. Lets just call a truce then. If you don't like me for whatever reason, just leave me alone then. Don't keep trying to drag me down with you. When you see my name beside a thread, just ignore it. Move on to the next, and find someone else to harrass then..OK. As I said, I wish you the best, and have a great weekend.

count blingula · 05-21-2004, 12:01 PM

fuck canada

Roger · 05-21-2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
If you will notice, this thread was started with the intent of insulting and belittling Americans . . . . so yeah, it might draw my attention

I'm afraid I agree with baddog on that one. It's a subject that's gonna degenerate into some people insulting Americans no matter what your intentions are.

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Instead of trying to insult, why dont you say something positive for a change? You seem as though you have some built up anger and hostility. I've never been mean to you. Personally, I have absolutely NO problem with you at all. If you knew me, you would know Im a very happy go lucky person, with a ton of positive energy. Im not interested in people like you trying to bring people like me down with you. Lets just call a truce then. If you don't like me for whatever reason, just leave me alone then. Don't keep trying to drag me down with you. When you see my name beside a thread, just ignore it. Move on to the next, and find someone else to harrass then..OK. As I said, I wish you the best, and have a great weekend.

How about you go fuck yourself? You said I insulted you, show me. Show me any time I have insulted you, prior to you making your dumbass comment.

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Roger
I'm afraid I agree with baddog on that one. It's a subject that's gonna degenerate into some people insulting Americans no matter what your intentions are.

Thank you, I hope it wasn't too painful agreeing with me

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
How about you go fuck yourself? You said I insulted you, show me. Show me any time I have insulted you, prior to you making your dumbass comment.

You called me DUMB in this thread..for starters..and you told me to GO FUCK MYSELF..But its all good. I would never let someone as ANGRY AT THE WORLD and as sexually frustrated as you even drag me down for ONE second...NOPE..NOT ME. Again, have a great weekend honey! MUAH...

x582 · 05-21-2004, 12:11 PM

my 2cents:

http://home7.swipnet.se/~w-72891/Can...Csales/ad.html

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by JohnV
Roger that Fletch XXX. My fiancé is from CAD and I know for a fact she did not live in an igloo and she certainly does not live in one now

I remember when I was down in the 'fort' of florida and there were these 50,ish texans drinking and sitting around this lawn bowling place and I was with my father he was down there on business and these idiots actually thought are native indians
still slung bow/arrows and ya there's people ingeneral still living in igloo's I said to this big fat barreled boarder line stroke victim
that he;s gotten to much sun and how far did he go in school if he attended at all? he said grade 9.. he.he.

percap the average *Joe american* is not educated nor gotten passed high school i've seen the facts and I frankly new this way in advance with out seeing the poles on this?

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by x582
only one word:

http://home7.swipnet.se/~w-72891/Can...Csales/ad.html

hahahahahahhaha...thats the best. Thanks!

rickholio · 05-21-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
How about implying that people actually ask you those questions and are serious about it?

I know this may sound unusual, but yes, we DO get asked those questions, and they're completely serious. Ask any canadian how often they see yanks come north in the middle of summer with skis and snowboards strapped to the roof of their SUVs.

No, I'm not kidding. I wish I was.

Sure, the average person here on GFY probably (I hope) knows the real score... if for no other reason than the fact that you deal with canadians in business on a daily basis. But lets face it, the average american is fairly ignorant about canada, and 50% of the population there is below average. We seem to get a fair number of that demographic either coming north and looking confused, or interrogating us about faux-canadiana when we go south.

There's no sense taking it personal, it's just the way things are.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-21-2004, 12:14 PM

But you DO ride a dogsled to work dont you??

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
You called me DUMB in this thread..for starters..and you told me to GO FUCK MYSELF..But its all good. I would never let someone as ANGRY AT THE WORLD and as sexually frustrated as you even drag me down for ONE second...NOPE..NOT ME. Again, have a great weekend honey! MUAH...

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Originally posted by baddog
Show me any time I have insulted you, prior to you making your dumbass comment.

Again, prior to you making your dumbass question about me sending my programs traffic to you, when did I insult you?

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Again, prior to you making your dumbass question about me sending my programs traffic to you, when did I insult you?

You have insulted me in several other threads. I told you..personally I dont care. I will take criticism when I think it is due, but I know you are just looking for ways to bash me. BTW...its funny how you originally said that you replied to this thread because you thought I was bashing Americans, but if you read the posts, you will see that the majority of Americans that posted in this admitted to the fact that they learned nothing, or next to nothing about Canada in school. That is nothing to be ashamed about. I was honestly curious. Again, have a great weekend!

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:19 PM

You certainly have a way with words.

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Originally posted by Jive

percap the average *Joe american* is not educated nor gotten passed high school i've seen the facts and I frankly new this way in advance with out seeing the poles on this?

Please show me some stats that prove this allegation.

BTW, if you are trying to show us how educated you are, I suggest you try to clean up your spelling just a little.

KapstA · 05-21-2004, 12:20 PM

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
You certainly have a way with words.

Now you are bashing JIVE...you really are a class act sweetheart. You single??

Please show me some stats that prove this allegation.

BTW, if you are trying to show us how educated you are, I suggest you try to clean up your spelling just a little.

Now you are bashing JIVE...you really are a class act sweetheart. You single??

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by x582
my 2cents:

http://home7.swipnet.se/~w-72891/Can...Csales/ad.html

Good one but the name JOE is from the american ways..

remember the vietnamese speaking out the words hey Joe to the americans same with the Korean,Japanse, wars too..

but I like the beer link..

atleast are beer is sorta beer,
not water like american stuff I call there beer actually pop kid stuff!. I have to drink alot of it to even get a buz..
I don't know how they get even DUI's from drinking there socalled beer?

SlickCash Sarah · 05-21-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by KapstA

ROFLMFAO....

baddog · 05-21-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
You have insulted me in several other threads. I told you..personally I dont care. I will take criticism when I think it is due, but I know you are just looking for ways to bash me. BTW...its funny how you originally said that you replied to this thread because you thought I was bashing Americans, but if you read the posts, you will see that the majority of Americans that posted in this admitted to the fact that they learned nothing, or next to nothing about Canada in school. That is nothing to be ashamed about. I was honestly curious. Again, have a great weekend!

I insulted you in several threads? Care to name one? Just tell me the topic, I will remember it if it happened.

The only time I have even addressed anything about you was after someone else started a thread about you ICQ spamming them, and it turned out that they too had asked you if your program had a PPS option, and you did not know what PPS meant.

Now, it is understandable that everyone may not know all the abbreviations out there, but when at least 2 or 3 people have the same experience, then it is inexcusable. The first time someone explains what PPS means, you should remember it an hour later when someone else asks you the same fucking question.

Jive · 05-21-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Now you are bashing JIVE...you really are a class act sweetheart. You single??

don't worry i'm aware of this uneducated dickhead..
he's one of many on the shit list as far as being a looser on this forum were aware of this goof ball.

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