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smokingdawn · 05-20-2004, 09:33 PM

Hope ya like it

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered: If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Bush, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying You and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-20-2004, 09:38 PM

HAHAHAHA!! GOOD ONE DAWN!

merlin77 · 05-20-2004, 09:44 PM

SmutGiant · 05-20-2004, 09:48 PM

maxdaname · 05-20-2004, 09:49 PM

HAHAHAHA!!!!You made my day!!!

Oncle_Benny · 05-20-2004, 09:54 PM

ahahahahah

me too

smokingdawn · 05-20-2004, 11:08 PM

Thanks...glad you liked it

05-20-2004, 11:09 PM

OWNED!!!

SlickRick · 05-20-2004, 11:15 PM

LMAO good one

smokingdawn · 05-21-2004, 12:16 AM

Bump..so all can enjoy this

KittyLix · 05-21-2004, 12:18 AM

LMAO!!!!

aimeesweet · 05-21-2004, 12:22 AM

webmaster x · 05-21-2004, 01:44 AM

That kid is way too intelligent!

Paul Waters · 05-21-2004, 03:17 AM

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ocho-ocho · 05-21-2004, 03:24 AM

bwahaha!

B40 · 05-21-2004, 03:41 AM

hahaha

Lykos · 05-21-2004, 04:22 AM

Hahaha,good one indeed

iDiz · 05-21-2004, 04:23 AM

lol !!!

05-20-2004, 09:33 PM	#1
smokingdawn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,808	Late night joke Hope ya like it President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered: If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Bush, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying You and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either. __________________ $35 Per FREE CC sign up on CONSOLE FREE video niched tours including cams. $50 Per free instant access join for all new affiliates. Ask me how! DawnG \|at\| adultalchemy.com ICQ: 428-655-109

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