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05-20-2004, 05:56 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 6,130
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Craigslist never dissapoints me...
What's scary is if it's real...
I am looking for a super personal assistant to help me get through my days. I am an extremely wealthy businesswoman who is very busy. Requirements: 1. Must be proficient in Excel, Word, Photoshop, Outlook, Access, ACT!, MAS90, PeachTree, internet, and some programs which haven't even been created yet 2. Must not have any issues spoon-feeding me when I eat breakfast. I despise breakfast, so if you can make food seem appealing to me, that's great (sometimes the airplane trick works, as it does with babies) 3. There are days when I'm too tired to wipe my ass and I expect you to be on hand for those moments. 4. I am on a macrobiotic diet, so I need someone to make sure I chew each and every bite of food 50 times or more. You must be able to count to 50 in English AND Russian 5. Handle high volume phone calls 6. Be very detail oriented, super organzied, and always smile! Interviews will be held this week Thanks it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $6 per hour, $4 per hour when spoon feeding me |
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05-20-2004, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,798
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I'll do the spoon feeding for $4 an hour
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05-20-2004, 06:19 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
Posts: 12,745
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Sounds like a prank to me.. the ass thing was a little over the top.
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05-20-2004, 07:42 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 204
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Craiglist can be pretty nice at times, I put an ad up looking for talent, to make a long story short, she never did the shoot, but me and my girl met her at a bar, three hours later I was fucking her in the ass, while she ate my girls pussy,
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05-20-2004, 07:45 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 204
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Actually now that I think about it that was a good night, first and only time I ever fucked a girl in the ass, while she fucked my girl with a strapon, I was moving them both along, lol.
Thanks Again Craig |
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05-20-2004, 07:48 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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I picture some old boot in her 80's
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05-20-2004, 07:49 PM
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
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I have never even looked in those sections. I need to pay more attention to Craigslist!
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I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches. |
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05-20-2004, 07:52 PM
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Location: Philly, PA
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