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Sly_RJ · 05-19-2004, 06:55 PM

and I'm really upset about it. I always thought she was THE ONE. Her hair was so soft and always smelled so nice. She always looked perfect, no matter how bad she felt. She never talked back or gave me any lip, was the perfect angel. I could always do whatever I wanted and she wouldn't get upset or mad at me. It was the perfect relationship.

I'm really going to miss Amanda. I just thought I'd share a picture of her with you all. Isn't she beautiful?

Anna_O · 05-19-2004, 06:56 PM

Can't you just use some duct tape and blow her up again?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-19-2004, 06:56 PM

she must have been a "Real Doll"

doober · 05-19-2004, 06:56 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, real dolls are fun

punker barbie · 05-19-2004, 06:57 PM

women=bad idea

hahaha just kidding! hope u feel better

silent moan · 05-19-2004, 06:59 PM

hope u could recover soon

SleazyDream · 05-19-2004, 07:00 PM

lest you didn't loose 1/2

Sly_RJ · 05-19-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
lest you didn't loose 1/2

Sleazy I don't speak Canadian. The hell did you just say?

serious · 05-19-2004, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Sleazy I don't speak Canadian. The hell did you just say?

ie real woman leaving you and taking half your shit

AaronM · 05-19-2004, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Sleazy I don't speak Canadian. The hell did you just say?

Community property laws. You just gotta read through Sleazy's version of English.

Sly_RJ · 05-19-2004, 07:14 PM

I did lose half. That bitch cost me a fortune!

Holly · 05-19-2004, 07:16 PM

You're kidding!!

I just saw a post earlier today in the "what GFYer do you have a secret crush on" thread, talking about how happy the two of you were.

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None.... I am more than happy with who Im with

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...pagen umber=1

I'm sorry. Maybe you'll work it out.

And if not, you can come be my pool boy.

stephanie m. · 05-19-2004, 07:17 PM

Im sorry

stevecore · 05-19-2004, 07:17 PM

I told you she was a fake bitch!

BradM · 05-19-2004, 07:17 PM

Sorry to hear that Sly....

Sly_RJ · 05-19-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
You're kidding!!

I just saw a post earlier today in the "what GFYer do you have a secret crush on" thread, talking about how happy the two of you were.

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...pagen umber=1

I'm sorry. Maybe you'll work it out.

And if not, you can come be my pool boy.

How dare you call me iceicefag!

What's your address sugar? I'll send a pool boy but I'll tag along for the "refreshments".

XxXotic · 05-19-2004, 07:23 PM

i'm sorry man, now's prolly not the best time to tell you... amanda and I have been seeing each other for 6 months now. We're in love and we're to be married in the fall

Webasic · 05-19-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Sleazy I don't speak Canadian. The hell did you just say?

he spelled "least" wrong, other than that it wasn't very hard to understand....though I speak Canadian.

reynold · 05-19-2004, 07:29 PM

So sorry to hear that!

Tala · 05-19-2004, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
i'm sorry man, now's prolly not the best time to tell you... amanda and I have been seeing each other for 6 months now. We're in love and we're to be married in the fall

Then maybe this isn't the best time to tell you, but I caught her with my husband three nights ago. She swears that she thought he wasn't married, and he swears that she told him that she loved him more than I do.

torrey · 05-19-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
she must have been a "Real Doll"

My sentiments exactly.

Illicit · 05-19-2004, 07:32 PM

Can I have her number ? I have a collection of Real Doll Ho's I pimp out ... Can never have too many

Axeman · 05-19-2004, 07:34 PM

Holly · 05-19-2004, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
How dare you call me iceicefag!

What's your address sugar? I'll send a pool boy but I'll tag along for the "refreshments".

You want refreshments from my poolboy??

He might be down for that. He's supposed to come late tomorrow afternoon, so I'll have to ask him. He's really cute. I'll try and secretly snap some pics so you can check him out.

ps. don't tell ice about any of this- I don't wanna make him mad (I heard he's cheating on you with some other chick, anyway)

Sly_RJ · 05-19-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
You want refreshments from my poolboy??

He might be down for that. He's supposed to come late tomorrow afternoon, so I'll have to ask him. He's really cute. I'll try and secretly snap some pics so you can check him out.

ps. don't tell ice about any of this- I don't wanna make him mad (I heard he's cheating on you with some other chick, anyway)

I love how you always try to pawn off your crush on me as a homosexual fantasy of my own. Just come out and admit it already.

EviLGuY · 05-19-2004, 07:39 PM

Sorry to hear about you and Amanda.. she was a real doll.

XxXotic · 05-19-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Then maybe this isn't the best time to tell you, but I caught her with my husband three nights ago. She swears that she thought he wasn't married, and he swears that she told him that she loved him more than I do.

scandalous whore!

Living For Today · 05-19-2004, 07:40 PM

realdoll? lol.

Holly · 05-19-2004, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I love how you always try to pawn off your crush on me as a homosexual fantasy of my own. Just come out and admit it already.

It's all the stress I'm under. It's hard being a single parent. Especially when you can't afford paternity testing for the state to locate your baby daddy.

Sly_RJ · 05-19-2004, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
It's all the stress I'm under. It's hard being a single parent. Especially when you can't afford paternity testing for the state to locate your baby daddy.

Marry me.

Holly · 05-19-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Marry me.

They'd probably cut my welfare off if I did that. Besides, I know you'd dump me as soon as *you know who* comes crawling back. I don't know what you see in him.

He's just using you for your twinkaliciousness.

Bigdogg · 05-19-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Just blow her up again.. then she'll be back...

Rictor · 05-19-2004, 08:38 PM

She's with me now.

Morgan · 05-19-2004, 08:42 PM

I have the same girlfriend. for a 5 digit UIN, you can use her.

Lykos · 05-19-2004, 09:18 PM

Sorry to hear that

FlyingIguana · 05-19-2004, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
I have the same girlfriend. for a 5 digit UIN, you can use her.

you're a cheap pimp

DreamCumTrue · 05-19-2004, 09:23 PM

Sorry babe, you need a pity fuck?

lazycash · 05-19-2004, 09:25 PM

Dude, just excercise the warranty and get a replacement. I know the new one is never quite the same, but just think, no more crusty hair or cum in the pussy buildup. If I recall your doll had a full lifetime head to toe warranty, just call em up and get a new one. Heck you can still give her the same name, its not long she's gonna know about the one before.

aimeesweet · 05-19-2004, 10:09 PM

that sucks dude...sorry

maxdaname · 05-19-2004, 10:26 PM

blow yourself a new girlfriend!

KRL · 05-19-2004, 10:28 PM

There are 3 Billion women on the planet to choose from.

Move on and let go of what was and is no longer . . .

KRL · 05-19-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by aimeesweet
that sucks dude...sorry

You're becoming quite a poster on GFY!

Nice!!

blonde_8420001 · 05-19-2004, 10:33 PM

Women suck ass anyway, demanding sex on minute then complain about not wanting it the next, screw them all

Abyss_Vee · 05-19-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Anna_O
Can't you just use some duct tape and blow her up again?

blonde_8420001 · 05-19-2004, 10:42 PM

stevo · 05-19-2004, 10:49 PM

Amanda may be gone, but how are you and Charlie doing?

newsdude · 05-19-2004, 11:00 PM

Your loss dude!

Sly_RJ · 05-19-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
Sorry babe, you need a pity fuck?

Are you offering? You're pretty cute!

Manowar · 05-19-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Sorry to hear that Sly....

Vitasoy · 05-19-2004, 11:40 PM

Sorry to hear, but it's time to go shopping again! ;-)

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