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How do I go about getting my girlfriend to see a doctor?...
She's had this migrane headache since Saturday, and started puking her guts out yesterday and won't friggen see a doctor no matter how many times I tell her...
I GOT SCREWED OUT OF A BLOWJOB BECAUSE OF THIS HEADACHE ![]() ![]() |
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Just take her. Throw her ass in the car and go.
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Tell her your going to buy her something at the mall.
Bust a U turn and go to the doctor instead. |
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stab her or shoot her in the foot,she'll have to see one for sure.
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let her puke
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tie her up
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Tell her she might have cancer.
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Does she have a history of migraines?
I used to get them ALL THE TIME, but now not so often. They suck!!! |
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my g/f claims she's faking it
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Migranes can be pretty serious... especially if she was puking... you must take her.. could mean anything....
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But, there may be something that is causing hers, and if it is found they can treat it. Best to get it checked out. I really hate pain pills, and when you have a migraine, and are throwing up, they really don't help. What I do now is take 3 Aleve, and I swear my migraine is gone within about 30 minutes! Aleve works better than any pain medicine I have ever used. |
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twist her arm, literally, til it breaks, then she'll really have to see a doctor, then you can tell her to mention the headaches too.
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You need to get her to the doctor, if nothing more than for pain management. Get a good referral from a friend if you don't have one.....if you tell me where you live, perhaps I can hook you up if needed.
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Tell her that you are only taking her because you care about her and could handle it if anything happened to her. Then chuck her in the car and she wont be able to resist. Ask her to do it just for you just so that you know there is nothing to worry about. That is what they use, I think it's pretty effective.
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After 2 days - E.R.!!!
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It is always her choice. If she doesnt want to go, you screaming at her wont ease the headache.
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I don't understand why people DON'T see doctors. They're there for a reason and the majority of them aren't quacks.
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I get them too, and they suck. Luckily, it only happens 2 or 3 times a year now but when I was in college I would get one every week, sometimes.
They would make me sick too if I didn't lie down in a completely dark, really cold room. I also couldn't stand to smell anything- no one cooking, any kind of food, perfume, candles, etc. On the upside, more than likely it's not a migraine. She's probably just pregnant. |
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take out a life insurance policy on her
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The bad thing is, she's really going to freak out when they want to do an MRI
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Did you manage to get her to the doctor?
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tell her your penis sudenly turned an abnormal purple color...
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Hey SmutGiant
How's the g/f's headache? Is she going to the doc? |
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let the doctor visits her at home...pay the doctor his/her daily rate...yah know!
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here you go,
http://codeine.buy-online-prescripti..._codeine.shtml soon as she thinks one is coming up, pop 1 of those ![]() |
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Tell her you have an STD and she needs to get checked out right away.
You didnt say what kind of doctor....
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I used to get extremely bad migraines like that, they would last for three days and I threw up everytime. She needs to see a doctor, they couldn't find out what caused mine but they run in my family. It could be something she ate to trigger it, cheddar cheese, red wine....
I had to get a cat scan and go through all this stuff but it's not a big deal, migraines could be anything and most of the time nothing serious. But you need to get her checked out! If she keeps getting them, she'll go to the doctor herself. |
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