:1orglaugh

I dont go to the states anymore.. the world has gone nuts the last few years and crossing over our supposedly open border has become a fucking pain in the ass.

no i didnt read the rules...and hey...sorry for makin' a spelling mistake i guess it really pisses you off....GOOD JOB!:1orglaugh

My friend was given trouble at the border for a cigarette lighter that the cutoms guy claimed had "resin" on it, and that he should detain her, and blah blah blah...

bag of wind, all of it.

Next time, I say you get a hot babe to hide you in the trunk, and drive you through... I bet pretty ladies get waved through all the time ;)

if you did that at the winnipeg airport - you would have gotten the anal exam

sweetums is one hell of a cute guy too

:Graucho

Conclusion : Are you gay AaronM ?

That is one fucked up story dude :(

What a story!

Some of you know this story but I guess I'll share it with the others.

One time I was going to through Canadian customs in Vancouver when they told me they weren't going to let me in the country because of some stupid charge I had, that I was never even found guilty of, when I was 12 years younger.

Anyway, I begged them to let me in the country because I was on my way to a trade show when finally it hit me. I said, "what are all the ways someone can get in Canada?" They replied telling me that I had to have a visa, residence permit, passport or a work permit. Well, since I didn't have a job there, I wasn't Canadian and they weren't giving me the default visa, I asked them for an application for a residence permit.

They then let me fill out the necessary paperwork, pay the 200 dollar fee and enter the country as a "temporary" citizen.

Dumbasses.

:glugglug We may not have a military,but we know how to piss off you yanks

Long thread indeed...:glugglug

So no double anal>>?:Graucho

Sheesh man.. they realy bust your chops in BC. Must be the big import/export biz there!!

WTF was the prob with the calenders? They did not want peopel to know what the date was? I had no idea having a picture of someting was wrong....

You people have to learn to wipe your asses before crossing borders. Don't complain about getting it, when you are asking for it.

In 1989, my, then, lady and I were flown to NY, NY so she could do a shoot for Velvet. She had some brand spankin' new custom leather pants, that were bitchin'. I road her ass, until she packed the receipt.

When we returned, the customs dudes made like doggies, sniffin' the new leather.

They pulled us over. I had $300 in porn which was scarce as an 18 year old virgin at the time. I buddie up to the customs dude and ask if his woman does what she is told. We are in sync as I explain how she knawed my ass over my insisting that she pack the receipt that we produce.

He smiled and waved us threw.

Still have all those tapes....

:rasta