Have you ever been in a fist fight with a Clown? - GoFuckYourself.com

BigG · 05-20-2004, 07:53 PM

Have you ever been in a fist fight with a Clown? I'm talking about a Clown in full makeup and costume, maybe even holding a bunch of balloons?

EviLGuY · 05-20-2004, 08:19 PM

No but I should would like to. I bet I could take the motherfucker.

Oncle_Benny · 05-20-2004, 08:26 PM

one more line in my : "things to do before i die list"

tranza · 05-20-2004, 08:30 PM

Are you looking for a new niche??

Trixie Racer · 05-20-2004, 08:31 PM

I might pay to watch that. If you start a site with that theme, let me know!

BigG · 05-20-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
No but I should would like to. I bet I could take the motherfucker.

What if he had one of those big red noses (that honk when you squeeze it) . . . and it honked every time you punched him in the face? Would that distract you?

Would you worry that his clown makeup might act like the Vaseline that boxers put on their face during a match, helping your punches glance off his big dumb face.

BigG · 05-20-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Oncle_Benny
one more line in my : "things to do before i die list"

Trixie Racer · 05-20-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
What if he had one of those big red noses (that honk when you squeeze it) . . . and it honked every time you punched him in the face? Would that distract you?

Would you worry that his clown makeup might act like the Vaseline that boxers put on their face during a match, helping your punches glance off his big dumb face.

Now I really WOULD pay to see it!

BigG · 05-20-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
I might pay to watch that. If you start a site with that theme, let me know!

Would you prefer the fighters to be naked ???

Now that is sort of scary . . . a clown without clothes on, Ahhhh!

TweetyBird · 05-20-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Oncle_Benny
one more line in my : "things to do before i die list"

hehe

smokingdawn · 05-20-2004, 08:43 PM

ummm..no

BigG · 05-20-2004, 08:54 PM

My worst fear would be that the clown somehow throws a lucky punch that knocks me out and the local newspapers and television stations would be there to capture the moment.

LoriAnderson · 05-20-2004, 08:56 PM

no but it would be funny to see.. lol..

LittleMack · 05-20-2004, 10:15 PM

Hate Clowns!!

Warden · 05-20-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
No but I should would like to. I bet I could take the motherfucker.

Unless it's my favorite clown, Pennywise!

webmaster x · 05-20-2004, 10:43 PM

Nah, not yet.

SykkBoy · 05-20-2004, 11:43 PM

clowns make me horny

KittyLix · 05-20-2004, 11:50 PM

hehehe i would love to tackle one

But i'd rather beat the hell out of Chuck E Cheese

Vitasoy · 05-20-2004, 11:56 PM

No, but I always wanted to beat one down for some reason

merlin77 · 05-20-2004, 11:59 PM

No, but I cannot say that I am a fan of clowns. They're kinda freaky.

Juggler · 05-21-2004, 12:33 AM

I bitch slapped a clown about 6 years ago when I was working at a shopping mall (we went into the carpark to fight) but a warning to anyone clowns fight really dirty and they have sercurity cameras in the carpark. That was one job I got sacked from but hell it felt good. sadly they would not give me a copy of the tape I would love to have got that.

Juggler

punker barbie · 05-21-2004, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
Have you ever been in a fist fight with a Clown? I'm talking about a Clown in full makeup and costume, maybe even holding a bunch of balloons?

ummmmm, no. but i am afraid of clowns there scarey

Greg B · 05-21-2004, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by BigG
Have you ever been in a fist fight with a Clown? I'm talking about a Clown in full makeup and costume, maybe even holding a bunch of balloons?

Okay, now I know WHY I come to GFY. It's because of topics like this. No where on fucking EARTH would someone be concerned with something like this EXCEPT on GFY.

Of all the questions formulated since the dawn of human intellect this question above all should be engraved in stone and placed at the front of each city.

No, better, we should carve this into the Moon in big 100 mile long letters like in that episode of 'The Tick' when that guy with the chair head tried to carve 'CHAIR' in the moon with a bigass laser but got beat up and could only get 'CHA' spelled before the Tick kicked his ass.

I want a t-shirt with this on it.

Mr. Marks · 05-21-2004, 04:04 AM

Not yet but I think I will if one pisses me. of course, not in front of a bunch of kids.

bringer · 05-21-2004, 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Not yet but I think I will if one pisses me. of course, not in front of a bunch of kids.

thats what makes it funny
beat up a clown and then shoot a fatguy dressed liked santa. the kids will love it

CumSensei · 05-21-2004, 08:57 AM

I get in fist fights weekly at the bars I work as a bouncer at and mostly they act like clowns...no makeup though.

Greg B · 05-21-2004, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Not yet but I think I will if one pisses me. of course, not in front of a bunch of kids.

I'm laughed so hard reading this thread last night I couldn't get to sleep. And I wake up and read your post Papichulo. I won't be able to sleep for 2 days.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a longgggg time.

BigG · 05-21-2004, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Greg B

Of all the questions formulated since the dawn of human intellect this question above all should be engraved in stone and placed at the front of each city.

If we do the "engraving" idea, I think it is important that we include the detail about his big red nose honking every time you punch him in the face . . . I think that is an important detail (that I failed to include in the original question).

jmarzlak · 05-21-2004, 09:22 AM

clowns are all child molesters anyway

Greg B · 05-21-2004, 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by jmarzlak
clowns are all child molesters anyway

Oh yeah! Remember that John Wayne Gacy dude serial killer guy? Used to go to children's parties as a clown? Offed something like over 30 dudes?

Glad he didn't do it dressed as the Easter Bunny or I wouldn't be able to each chocolate again.

Online Future · 05-21-2004, 09:50 AM

YUCKO THE CLOWN FROM STERN SHOW

bizmak · 05-21-2004, 10:49 AM

No.. they seem to be nice ..

Firehorse · 05-22-2004, 03:36 AM

Only in my dreams!

newsdude · 05-22-2004, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by Oncle_Benny
one more line in my : "things to do before i die list"

Added!

Hentaikid · 05-22-2004, 01:27 PM

This one looks tough

Greg B · 05-23-2004, 10:28 PM

Still the fuunniest question ever asked.

Hat's off!

You should see the look on people's faces when you ask them this.

A real topic starter especially when they answer 'yes'.

aimeesweet · 05-23-2004, 10:33 PM

That is hilarious

Gman.357 · 05-23-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by LittleHarry

YUCKO THE CLOWN FROM STERN SHOW

GACY, THE CLOWN FROM HELL.

dunefield · 05-23-2004, 10:38 PM

Matiz · 05-23-2004, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by BigG
My worst fear would be that the clown somehow throws a lucky punch that knocks me out and the local newspapers and television stations would be there to capture the moment.

You would get famous for that..

Illicit · 05-23-2004, 10:51 PM

nah you would have that white makeup all over your knuckles...

Greg B · 05-23-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
nah you would have that white makeup all over your knuckles...

See!! See!!! Another funny response to this thread!!! It never ends!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm sneezing!

Can you see it on on one of those detective tv shows? " The Case Of The Punched Out Clown " and at the end of the show they realize a guy with greasepaint on his knuckles is the culprit?

" Ya got me copper! Yeah I punched the clown out, how did ya finger me? "

" It was the greasepaint on your knuckles Rocky... A dead giveaway. That and the footprints leading away from the body were normal sized which said it wasn't a clown that did it. Also, his squirting flower is empty and your hair is wet. An open and shut case of Clown bashing. You're gonna go down hard Rocky, the chief don't take it when clowns get the deep six! "

"Layoff already gumshoe! He had it comin' he did! I told him to take a powder and he hit me with a giant compact puff fulla powder. Ruined me new sunday go to meetin' suit! I woulda let him have it right there but he got me with the squirtin' flower and I lost my aim! It's self defense I tell ya! "

" Sure, sure Rocky! That's what they all say! They're gonna send you up the river once and for all! "

" I'll get me a mouthpiece see! I'll get sprung! Then I'm comin' after you gumshoe and the rest of you clowns! Y'hear me? Ya ain't seen the end of Rocky! "

Dum-de-dum-dum...dum de dum dum dummmmmmmm!

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Warden · 05-23-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by dunefield

There's Pennywise. I tell my kids that guy is in the sewers. You should see them walk around storm drains!

Greg B · 05-23-2004, 11:53 PM

OMYGOD!!!!!

Now I know why this thread was so funny! I couldn't put my finger on it but it just hit me.

I DID have a fight with a clown! I really did!!!

It happened in '94. I was out on a date with a friend of mine ( famous bodybuilder babe ) and we had just seen Jurassic Park and we were walking across the street at the NY Library and suddenly I felt someone creeping up to my left. She gasped and there was a 'mime' imitating me as I was walking. I threw a left elbow and hit the dude and he stopped and ran back to the curb behind a cop. The cop laughed and several people laughed and I stood there in the middle of the street bugging out because I thought he was a mugger. I thought I broke his ribs! I was so embarrassed I totally forgot about it til tonight!

That's sooooo freakin' weird! I knew this thread was making me laugh for some reason and it took several days for me to remember!

So I guess I did have a fight with a clown.

Warden · 05-23-2004, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
OMYGOD!!!!!

Now I know why this thread was so funny! I couldn't put my finger on it but it just hit me.

I DID have a fight with a clown! I really did!!!

It happened in '94. I was out on a date with a friend of mine ( famous bodybuilder babe ) and we had just seen Jurassic Park and we were walking across the street at the NY Library and suddenly I felt someone creeping up to my left. She gasped and there was a 'mime' imitating me as I was walking. I threw a left elbow and hit the dude and he stopped and ran back to the curb behind a cop. The cop laughed and several people laughed and I stood there in the middle of the street bugging out because I thought he was a mugger. I thought I broke his ribs! I was so embarrassed I totally forgot about it til tonight!

That's sooooo freakin' weird! I knew this thread was making me laugh for some reason and it took several days for me to remember!

So I guess I did have a fight with a clown.

So a mime isn't a terrible thing to waste?

pure energy · 05-24-2004, 12:01 AM

Found no reason to fight with one, yet.

Greg B · 05-24-2004, 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by Warden
So a mime isn't a terrible thing to waste?

D'OH!!!!!

fro n ss · 05-24-2004, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by KittyLix
hehehe i would love to tackle one But i'd rather beat the hell out of Chuck E Cheese

LMAO

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	No but I should would like to. I bet I could take the motherfucker.

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Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	OMYGOD!!!!! Now I know why this thread was so funny! I couldn't put my finger on it but it just hit me. I DID have a fight with a clown! I really did!!! It happened in '94. I was out on a date with a friend of mine ( famous bodybuilder babe ) and we had just seen Jurassic Park and we were walking across the street at the NY Library and suddenly I felt someone creeping up to my left. She gasped and there was a 'mime' imitating me as I was walking. I threw a left elbow and hit the dude and he stopped and ran back to the curb behind a cop. The cop laughed and several people laughed and I stood there in the middle of the street bugging out because I thought he was a mugger. I thought I broke his ribs! I was so embarrassed I totally forgot about it til tonight! That's sooooo freakin' weird! I knew this thread was making me laugh for some reason and it took several days for me to remember! So I guess I did have a fight with a clown.

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