NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER wear blue jeans without underwear - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 05-17-2004, 10:25 PM

ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.

learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.

jmarzlak · 05-17-2004, 10:26 PM

yea thats something about mary type shit

Stasia · 05-17-2004, 10:28 PM

LOL Did you zip it up in there? Or you have a trantula growing down there?

Stasia Styles

punker barbie · 05-17-2004, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.

learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.

oh im sooooo sorry to hear man!!!
that totally sucks!!!!!
i think u should take some advil and relax......
that must be VERY painful!

newsdude · 05-17-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.

learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.

Pics?

TAMPA_TOKER · 05-17-2004, 10:30 PM

I did that one time at the dog track. Was takeing a wizz and they called 1 minute to post time. Went to go zip up real quick and caught the head in the zipper. I could not get it unzipped. so i untucked my shirt and went to the window and placed my bet. Went back to the bathroom and screamed like a bitch when i finally yanked the zipper down and got it out.

EnigmaTek · 05-17-2004, 10:31 PM

God that is so true.

I went downhill skiing for the first time in jeans and no underwear. On the first run I went down and ripped a hole from the crotch to the knee. Take about blue balls. And the lift guys wouldn't let me ride it back down, they made me ski down to the bottom where everyone was hanging out (including myself).

Thankfully I brought a pair of sweat pants.

That was pretty embarrassing.

KRL · 05-17-2004, 10:33 PM

My ex-wife used to love wearing jeans with no panties on. She got me to to do it one day and the same thing happened like to you Sleazy.

Ouchers to the max!!

SykkBoy · 05-17-2004, 10:34 PM

that's why I shave that shit...don't need any fucking pube snags in the zipper...

Ice · 05-17-2004, 10:34 PM

TMI buddy.... TMI

Mr. Marks · 05-17-2004, 10:34 PM

THAT is really PAINFUL...

05-17-2004, 10:35 PM

that's why hot metrosexual jeans have button flys

Warden · 05-17-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.

learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.

Rookie!

Been going commando for years. I use a method where I run my thumb up the inside while I zip up, works great.

SleazyDream · 05-17-2004, 10:35 PM

it's odd - i have NO INTEREST what so ever in sexual activity now tonight.....

Phoenix · 05-17-2004, 10:35 PM

Hey Sleazy,

havent worn underwear for about 14-15 years now...believe me getting caught in the zipper is a mistake you will only ever make once

thatjen · 05-17-2004, 10:36 PM

I agree!!! My bf always yells at me when I wear undies under jeans cause he hates lines, and even g-strings can give you lines. However I hate going undies-free! Yuck. Yay to underwear!

SleazyDream · 05-17-2004, 10:36 PM

i mean the hottest girl could come knocking at my door ready to fuck and i'd be like - maybe tomorrow.....

mailman · 05-17-2004, 10:37 PM

i wore jeans with out my undies on the other day i got a raw spot on my sack becasue of the zipper...

Warden · 05-17-2004, 10:37 PM

Damn man, turn away pussy? You might want to go the emergency room!

Ice · 05-17-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i mean the hottest girl could come knocking at my door ready to fuck and i'd be like - maybe tomorrow.....

SleazyDream · 05-17-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
Hey Sleazy,

havent worn underwear for about 14-15 years now...believe me getting caught in the zipper is a mistake you will only ever make once

i'm afriad to ask if you cut your's off or not - cause there's no fucking way i'm waering anything with a zipper without underwearon again.

Strife · 05-17-2004, 10:39 PM

did you get your frank or beans caught?

were you a bleeder?

TurboTrucker · 05-17-2004, 10:39 PM

New movie - 'There's something about Sleazy'

SleazyDream · 05-17-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by Strife
did you get your frank or beans caught?

were you a bleeder?

no blood thank god - still hurt though.

frank

HowIgotRich · 05-17-2004, 10:40 PM

Underoos are for kids...

Freeballing is the way to go.

Keeps the nuts cool and productive.

Diabolical Cord · 05-17-2004, 10:40 PM

I don't understand the advantage of going commando when you're wearing jeans.

Phoenix · 05-17-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i'm afriad to ask if you cut your's off or not - cause there's no fucking way i'm waering anything with a zipper without underwearon again.

oh im still alive and kicking..im suprised you didnt get send my candid pics..lol

one a girlfriend of mine spun around once and punched me in the balls...that dropped me fast..i made it to my bed....it was ok though as it seemed to turn into blowjob week after that..lol

psyko514 · 05-17-2004, 10:42 PM

holy fucking hell... ouch.

the only pants i'll wear without underwear are sweatpants and trackpants.

Malezia · 05-17-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.

learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.

Post some pictures

SleazyDream · 05-17-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
oh im still alive and kicking..im suprised you didnt get send my candid pics..lol

one a girlfriend of mine spun around once and punched me in the balls...that dropped me fast..i made it to my bed....it was ok though as it seemed to turn into blowjob week after that..lol

you STILL went out with her after that? you're a sucker for punishment dude

aSStig · 05-17-2004, 10:44 PM

ouch....... was it zipped............... well at least gurls can still wear jean even without undies............... not for you guys.....................

Elli · 05-17-2004, 10:45 PM

I can't wear jeans without undies. It chafes toomuch and gets all hot and sweaty, which is not a very sanitary environment. ick.

MarcyM25 · 05-17-2004, 10:46 PM

Ugh I can't go free in jeans, tighter ones at least..with the seam right there? Ouch. lol

Vitasoy · 05-17-2004, 11:29 PM

I learned the hard lesson a long time ago.

punker barbie · 05-17-2004, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by Warden
Rookie!

Been going commando for years. I use a method where I run my thumb up the inside while I zip up, works great.

good to know seetie!!!

insanesurfer · 05-17-2004, 11:31 PM

Shit learnt that leason when I was like 5

Angelie · 05-17-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
it's odd - i have NO INTEREST what so ever in sexual activity now tonight.....

Oh but a man wearing jeans with no underwear is sooooo Hot! I get turned on!! I'm getting turned on right now thinking about it! Knowing he's not

Phoenix · 05-17-2004, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
you STILL went out with her after that? you're a sucker for punishment dude

haha yeah...she was one of the hottest 22 yr old chinese girls ive ever dated though..so i had to tuff it out

EviLGuY · 05-17-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
ok, maybe the button fly ones you can wear without underwear, but not the zipper ones- if your'e a man never wear blue jeans without underwear.

learnt a PAINFUL lesson tonight.

I dont wear anything without underwear.. just to avoid those kind of accidents..

"franks and beans!"

SykkBoy · 05-17-2004, 11:47 PM

ah fuck
do you guys realize that Sleazy of all people went commando??
thanks for a picture in my head that'll scar me for many years to come

XxXotic · 05-17-2004, 11:48 PM

don't most people learn this lesson in... i dunno..... 3rd grade?

Ron2k1 · 05-17-2004, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by Diabolical Cord
I don't understand the advantage of going commando when you're wearing jeans.

me neither

beemk · 05-17-2004, 11:52 PM

we have a bleeder

=^..^= · 05-18-2004, 01:54 AM

this is doubly true for females
blue jeans have a horrible "join" right in the middle and if you're wearing a particularly tight pair - it'll rub your pussy
which is okay for the first hour or two
but you'll end up red raw after an entire day and wont be able to fuck at night

hova · 05-18-2004, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
this is doubly true for females
blue jeans have a horrible "join" right in the middle and if you're wearing a particularly tight pair - it'll rub your pussy
which is okay for the first hour or two
but you'll end up red raw after an entire day and wont be able to fuck at night

For some reason that really made me laugh out loud

Raf1 · 05-18-2004, 03:03 AM

I wouldn't try that with jeans. It's just too risky...

Axeman · 05-18-2004, 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by TAMPA_TOKER

I did that one time at the dog track. Was takeing a wizz and they called 1 minute to post time. Went to go zip up real quick and caught the head in the zipper. I could not get it unzipped. so i untucked my shirt and went to the window and placed my bet. Went back to the bathroom and screamed like a bitch when i finally yanked the zipper down and got it out.

OUCH!!! Gotta love the dedication of a true gambler!

=^..^= · 05-18-2004, 03:07 AM

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Originally posted by hova
For some reason that really made me laugh out loud

you wouldnt be laughing if it were your pants hehee

ps - how you doing long time no chat

pure energy · 05-18-2004, 03:12 AM

That'll really hurt!

smack · 05-18-2004, 03:14 AM

damn sleazy. i thought that was just common sense.

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