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natas 05-19-2004 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by digi
how often do you wrestle crocodiles?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
You posted offering to answer "all your questions"...

So I asked:



You replied:

YES I have a boob job but so does my mum and grama so I consider it genetic ;-)



Then I replied:



You did not reply, so I asked:



ie ARE THOSE BEAUTIFUL BREASTS OF YOURS
SURGICALLY ENHANCED OR 100% NATURAL?

http://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/bessie02.jpg
do they look real??

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Bessie you are a pretty lady. Some of your pictures are great, but the rest... well you should beat your photographer with something blunt and painful. Your images are a reflection of you, especially for a site as personal as yours. Make sure that the images are flattering! Don't hide your beauty behind bad photography :)

I'm not trying to be offensive. I think you're lovely, and being a shooter myself, I think it's a damn shame when beautiful women have crummy pictures on their websites. I bet you anything if you started to replace the lower-quality images with higher quality, higher gloss, it would contribute in a positive way to site retention. :) It's a business after all darlin, and from what I hear about you, you're a businesswoman. If you wanna chat, hit me up. icq 3522039 :)

Wot pix do you hate - REALLY!

Shoehorn! 05-19-2004 08:04 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
ha ha - but there is a cue ;-)
That's alright, I've got nothing but time. :winkwink:

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:04 AM

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Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
Bessie.

Would you fuck my girlfriend and I in Florida?

Love

ToyBoy

xoxoxox

:thumbsup

Can I see a pic
??

Groove 05-19-2004 08:06 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Bessie you are a pretty lady. Some of your pictures are great, but the rest... well you should beat your photographer with something blunt and painful. Your images are a reflection of you, especially for a site as personal as yours. Make sure that the images are flattering! Don't hide your beauty behind bad photography :)

I'm not trying to be offensive. I think you're lovely, and being a shooter myself, I think it's a damn shame when beautiful women have crummy pictures on their websites. I bet you anything if you started to replace the lower-quality images with higher quality, higher gloss, it would contribute in a positive way to site retention. :) It's a business after all darlin, and from what I hear about you, you're a businesswoman. If you wanna chat, hit me up. icq 3522039 :)

IMHO the standard of the photographs posted by Bessie is extremely high. Can you post some examples of the bad photography?

Slinx 05-19-2004 08:07 AM

Are all Aussie girls so sexy?:Graucho

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:08 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
IMHO the standard of the photographs posted by Bessie is extremely high. Can you post some examples of the bad photography?
Thank you babe :-)
xxB

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by Slinx
Are all Aussie girls so sexy?:Graucho
umm Yeah - maybe - i dont knwhttp://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/RUD...ng%20(110).jpg

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:13 AM

Ok SERIOULEY - do you have a Q for me - ANYTHING u wanna know - about girls - now is your chance!!!

LadyMischief 05-19-2004 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
Wot pix do you hate - REALLY!
There's a bunch of them that are overexposed, some underexposed. The lighting in the outdoor ones is beautiful, shows off your gorgeous skin tone, but some of the indoor ones are flat and whatnot. It's nothing bad on YOU, but the photos could do you much more justice with a few technical issues resolved :) That being said, the ones that are good are REALLY good, it's just the unflattering ones. Some of them would be ok with retouching :)

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
There's a bunch of them that are overexposed, some underexposed. The lighting in the outdoor ones is beautiful, shows off your gorgeous skin tone, but some of the indoor ones are flat and whatnot. It's nothing bad on YOU, but the photos could do you much more justice with a few technical issues resolved :) That being said, the ones that are good are REALLY good, it's just the unflattering ones. Some of them would be ok with retouching :)
can you show me the one you hate the MOST!!

LadyMischief 05-19-2004 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
http://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/bessie04.jpg
This image I believe was infrared, however the way it's shot makes it look more like an extremely badly lit picture. I could look at that and know that, but the surfer appeal for these kinds of pics is low.

Now before you all go hating on me, I'm not trying to bash on Bessie. I'm trying to help her out. I was pretty sure this forum was about business too, and if what I say puts a few extra dollars in pretty Bessie's pocket, I don't see why you folks should get your backs up :P

LadyMischief 05-19-2004 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
can you show me the one you hate the MOST!!
I don't HATE any of them. I just feel it's a shame when an image isn't as flattering as it can be to the subject. Two different people could take the same exact thing, and one could make it look plain, mundane, and boring, and the other could make it look stunning, vibrant and exciting. Which do you want your surfers to be? :P

fktup 05-19-2004 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
http://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/bessie24.jpg
great shot....this thread rules!

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
This image I believe was infrared, however the way it's shot makes it look more like an extremely badly lit picture. I could look at that and know that, but the surfer appeal for these kinds of pics is low.

Now before you all go hating on me, I'm not trying to bash on Bessie. I'm trying to help her out. I was pretty sure this forum was about business too, and if what I say puts a few extra dollars in pretty Bessie's pocket, I don't see why you folks should get your backs up :P

WOW - you R GOOD - that is EXACTLY right - this was a crap shot that was photosoped - most people dont know - well done xx B

Groove 05-19-2004 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
Thank you babe :-)
xxB

You're welcome :)

Now back to the boob job :Graucho

Please select from one of the following options:

a) Yes I have breast implants.
b) No I don't have breast implants.
c) I refuse to answer your question.

Corleone 05-19-2004 08:22 AM

http://www.gigglepotz.com/images/croc.gif

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
You're welcome :)

Now back to the boob job :Graucho

Please select from one of the following options:

a) Yes I have breast implants.
b) No I don't have breast implants.
c) I refuse to answer your question.

hmm it is very inpolite to ask a lady ;-)
can I give u evidencehttp://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/bessie03.jpg

LadyMischief 05-19-2004 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
WOW - you R GOOD - that is EXACTLY right - this was a crap shot that was photosoped - most people dont know - well done xx B
:thumbsup

Now, like I say, I'd be delighted to help out. Feel free to hit me up if you want to chat :)

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
:thumbsup

Now, like I say, I'd be delighted to help out. Feel free to hit me up if you want to chat :)

LOVE to chat
xxb

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
:thumbsup

Now, like I say, I'd be delighted to help out. Feel free to hit me up if you want to chat :)

Love t chat - what do you want to know??

Groove 05-19-2004 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
hmm it is very inpolite to ask a lady ;-)
can I give u evidencehttp://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/bessie03.jpg

Surely it's not impolite to ask questions when invited to do so? And this is afterall an adult webmaster forum where the status of a model's boobs is highly relevant. You started a thread saying, "Aussie girl will answer all your questions". Apparently that should have read, "Aussie girl will answer all of your questions except those relating to my boob job (or absence thereof)?

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Surely it's not impolite to ask questions when invited to do so? And this is afterall an adult webmaster forum where the status of a model's boobs is highly relevant. You started a thread saying, "Aussie girl will answer all your questions". Apparently that have read, "Aussie girl will answer all of your questions except those relating to my boob job (or absence thereof)?
Ok Ok - soooooo do they look real??

Groove 05-19-2004 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
Ok Ok - soooooo do they look real??
I have already answered that question :glugglug

fktup 05-19-2004 08:35 AM

here's one I can't ask my girl...

why are all women crazy?


and yes...your boobs do look real.

Groove 05-19-2004 08:36 AM

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Originally posted by fktup
here's one I can't ask my girl...

why are all women crazy?

Good question :thumbsup

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by fktup
here's one I can't ask my girl...

why are all women crazy?

Not all of us are - you need to find out if she is fucking up for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Surely it's not impolite to ask questions when invited to do so? And this is afterall an adult webmaster forum where the status of a model's boobs is highly relevant. You started a thread saying, "Aussie girl will answer all your questions". Apparently that should have read, "Aussie girl will answer all of your questions except those relating to my boob job (or absence thereof)?
Babe you are right - YES they are fake - but do you like ;-)
xxb

Groove 05-19-2004 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
Babe you are right - YES they are fake - but do you like ;-)
xxb

Your breasts are beautiful and so is the rest of your body.
The reason that I asked whether you have implants is
that I was not certain one way or the other.

Thanks for answering :)

evelknievel 05-19-2004 08:50 AM

---Why do hot girls like being treated like shit ?

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
Your breasts are beautiful and so is the rest of your body.
The reason that I asked whether you have implants is
that I was not certain one way or the other.

Thanks for answering :)

I dont usually say - most people cant tell - but Im not shy - that is the point of this thread

HAPPYPEEKERS 05-19-2004 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
http://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/bessie09.jpg
Very Pretty Picture! :-)

smokingdawn 05-19-2004 08:56 AM

Very nice pics!

Bessie 05-19-2004 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by deeprubs' wife
Very Pretty Picture! :-)
Thanks would you like me to post more - SERIOUSLY - this is your chance to ask ANYTHING

Bessie 05-19-2004 09:00 AM

http://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/bessie04.jpg

Groove 05-19-2004 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
I dont usually say
I gathered that :winkwink:

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most people cant tell
IMHO the only good boob job is one that doesn't look like a boob job and yours looks very natural :thumbsup

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but Im not shy - that is the point of this thread
Shy girls are boring and you're certainly not that :Graucho

bufferover 05-19-2004 09:05 AM

Gee Bessie you are realy sexy i wanna hit you

Shoehorn! 05-19-2004 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bessie
Thanks would you like me to post more - SERIOUSLY - this is your chance to ask ANYTHING
Will you cook me dinner?

Bessie 05-19-2004 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by dimitar
Gee Bessie you are realy sexy i wanna hit you
HIT me??

Bessie 05-19-2004 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Will you cook me dinner?
Will you cook me dinner ;-)

Groove 05-19-2004 09:12 AM

Hey Bessie, here's another one for you...

What information (other than the boob job) would you least like
to appear in my good friend's gossip column in the Sun Herald? :Graucho

Bessie 05-19-2004 09:13 AM

http://www.bessiebardot.com/pics/bessie06.jpg

fktup 05-19-2004 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
Not all of us are - you need to find out if she is fucking up for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
I don't know...I've never met a girl who didn't get all irrational at some point.


I think it's something to do with those "emotions" that you girls have.

Bessie 05-19-2004 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by fktup
I don't know...I've never met a girl who didn't get all irrational at some point.


I think it's something to do with those "emotions" that you girls have.

Yeah some of us dont have them!
xxB

body 05-19-2004 09:15 AM

Do u wanna have sex with me?

Bessie 05-19-2004 09:16 AM

Cmon boys I dont believe u have NO questions ???

Bessie 05-19-2004 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by body
Do u wanna have sex with me?
R u HOT??

Groove 05-19-2004 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Bessie
Cmon boys I dont believe u have NO questions ???
I have questions, but you don't seem to like mine :(

Bessie 05-19-2004 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by fktup
I don't know...I've never met a girl who didn't get all irrational at some point.


I think it's something to do with those "emotions" that you girls have.

Babe u need 2 be HONEST with a girl - tell her what you what 100% - if she dont like it fuck her off
XB


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