TO:my new girlfriend...what do you think:....

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Slam
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 159

    #1

    TO:my new girlfriend...what do you think:....

    The guy was driving down the road with his buddy, paused, said: "under that tree is where I lost my virginity. It was wierd cause when I looked up her mom was looking at us." His buddy said: "O my God, What did she say????" The guy replied.."BAAAAAAAAAAAA.>
  • brizzad
    holla
    • Jul 2003
    • 11769

    #2
    PWNT

    Comment

    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727

      #3
      huh? Are you retarded?

      Comment

      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133986

        #4

        Comment

        • smokingdawn
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 2808

          #5
          HUH?

          $35 Per FREE CC sign up on CONSOLE FREE video niched tours including cams.
          $50 Per free instant access join for all new affiliates. Ask me how!

          DawnG |at| adultalchemy.com ICQ: 428-655-109

          Comment

          • buddyjuf

            #6

            Comment

            • brizzad
              holla
              • Jul 2003
              • 11769

              #7
              Originally posted by bdjuf


              HOLLAAAAA

              Comment

              • Oracle Porn
                Affiliate
                • Oct 2002
                • 24433

                #8
                Originally posted by Slam
                The guy was driving down the road with his buddy, paused, said: "under that tree is where I lost my virginity. It was wierd cause when I looked up her mom was looking at us." His buddy said: "O my God, What did she say????" The guy replied.."BAAAAAAAAAAAA.>
                you are retarded...learn how to speak english dumbass....


                Comment

                • EviLGuY
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 12745

                  #9
                  Originally posted by brizzad
                  PWNT
                  Can I buy a vowel?

                  Comment

                  • brizzad
                    holla
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 11769

                    #10
                    Originally posted by EviLGuY
                    Can I buy a vowel?

                    YES

                    Comment

                    • HAPPYPEEKERS
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 7566

                      #11
                      I guess I dont get it??
                      Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!!



                      HappyPeekers - April

                      Comment

                      • tranza
                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 57559

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EviLGuY
                        Can I buy a vowel?
                        Lol... That's what I was thinking...


                        What does PWNT means anyway??
                        I'm just a newbie.

                        Comment

                        • brizzad
                          holla
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11769

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tranza
                          Lol... That's what I was thinking...


                          What does PWNT means anyway??







                          OWN3D

                          Comment

                          • JDog
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 7453

                            #14
                            Dude, that makes no fucking sense at all!

                            jDoG
                            NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com
                            ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD
                            PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash
                            NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES
                            CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)

                            Comment

                            • BuckLover
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 1656

                              #15
                              huu?>":&%$%@#@!#@!#(#I(???

                              Comment

                              • Mr. Marks
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 7517

                                #16

                                Comment

                                • chodadog
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 9736

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JDog
                                  Dude, that makes no fucking sense at all!

                                  jDoG
                                  He fucked a sheep. Sheesh. You people are slow.
                                  26 + 6 = 1

                                  Comment

                                  • Shoehorn!
                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 22872

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                    you are retarded...learn how to speak english dumbass....

                                    Comment

                                    • rowan
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 17393

                                      #19
                                      Don't you guys get it? He means that Oracle Porn was fucking a sheep.

                                      Comment

                                      • unconnected
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 1025

                                        #20
                                        hahahah.

                                        buahaha.. ah man.. I don't know what was more funny, reading all the replies or finding out that the guy was fucking a sheep and actually getting the joke..
                                        "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
                                        Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

                                        Comment

                                        • pimplink
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 9535

                                          #21
                                          And I thought I was the only one who didn't get it!

                                          Need Mainstream Content and SEO?
                                          SEO * Website Copy * Blogs
                                          Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles
                                          100% Guaranteed Content!

                                          Comment

                                          • Angelie
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 1466

                                            #22
                                            Ok?
                                            Angelie xoxo

                                            Come and visit me at:

                                            Use my photos and make Money Honey!
                                            ICQ# 92327875

                                            Comment

                                            • StRoGE
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 1713

                                              #23
                                              I had to read it twice, but atleast I figured it out on my own.
                                              [URL=http://www.stupidcash.com/referral=sailorslut/][/URL

                                              Comment

                                              • HarleySheffield
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 67

                                                #24
                                                sheep fukr!

                                                Comment

                                                • Lykos
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 31032

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                                  huh? Are you retarded?
                                                  Read it again bro
                                                  Nice one

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Nanda
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 5310

                                                    #26
                                                    My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                    He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

                                                    Comment

                                                    • newsdude
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 1969

                                                      #27
                                                      That made me nuts!
                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Tania
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 5393

                                                        #28

                                                        Comment

                                                        • eroswebmaster
                                                          March 1st, 2003
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 20295

                                                          #29
                                                          I think Corky on Life Goes On had a better command of the english language.
                                                          For rent - ICQ 127-027-910
                                                          Click here for more details

                                                          Comment

                                                          • webmaster x
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 4400

                                                            #30
                                                            He's a sheep? I thought he's a dog
                                                            Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

                                                            Comment

                                                            • pure energy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 4274

                                                              #31
                                                              I had to read it twice! Good job!
                                                              Click Here to get $42 a sale AND Get FREE MGP Coaching from WebmasterLabor.Com

                                                              Sign up above then EMAIL info (( at )) webmasterlabor DOT com for your free 1 to 1 MGP coaching

                                                              Comment

                                                              • Vitasoy
                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 58202

                                                                #32
                                                                bahaha


                                                                [email protected]

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Radik
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 808

                                                                  #33
                                                                  lol , 3am i need to laugh

                                                                  100% Exclusive, Check Us Out!

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • iDiz
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 1522

                                                                    #34
                                                                    hahaha
                                                                    Just Earn it...



                                                                    Click Here To EarnCoin.com !


                                                                    eMail : support[@]earncoin.com | Mad ratio with EarnCoin.com
                                                                    100% U N I Q U E & EXCLUSIVE SITES

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Kicker
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 7040

                                                                      #35
                                                                      TakeBucks.com and Real-Bucks.com
                                                                      65% | $30 PPS | 10% referral!!!
                                                                      TryAnalFisting.com - ratio is 1:85. No joke!
                                                                      =========================
                                                                      Alex
                                                                      Affiliate Manager
                                                                      support@takebucks_dot_com

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • ocho-ocho
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                        • 1769

                                                                        #36
                                                                        ewww...whats goin here! slap me please...or tickle....
                                                                        ____________________________
                                                                        under construction

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • kmanrox
                                                                          aka K-Man
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 29295

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by JDog
                                                                          Dude, that makes no fucking sense at all!

                                                                          jDoG
                                                                          i mean, i understand it was about a sheep... but that shit wasnt even remotely funny..
                                                                          Crypto HODLr
                                                                          Crypto mining
                                                                          Angel investor

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • M.D.P.
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 170

                                                                            #38
                                                                            not so solid.
                                                                            Beat it.

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            Working...