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Old 05-17-2004, 12:35 PM   #1
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:stoned this story can not be true !!!

Un-Fucking-Believable...this is the funniest shit i have ever read.

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Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.


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Old 05-17-2004, 12:36 PM   #2
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Old news.
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:36 PM   #3
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they need PORN!!
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:37 PM   #4
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... good shit. Don't waste money on therapy just get them a AOL subscription
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:37 PM   #5
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:37 PM   #6
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:38 PM   #7
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I don't believe it!! there's no way that's true, is there??
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:38 PM   #8
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Looks ridiculous!
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:38 PM   #9
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What planet are these people from?
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:39 PM   #10
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funniest post for while.
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:39 PM   #11
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:41 PM   #12
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Another product of religion.
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:20 PM   #13
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:28 PM   #14
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I really can't believe this is true
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:30 PM   #15
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They should not be allowed to reproduce. Let's hide the manuals.
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:02 PM   #16
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:12 PM   #17
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How sheltered and clueless some people can be? WTF?
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:21 PM   #18
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Let them sign on GFY! then they'll know what they're missing all their lives!
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:26 PM   #19
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Even dumbass religious freaks know how to procreate!
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:27 PM   #20
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Wow, those two are more rare than white buffalo.
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:29 PM   #21
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:30 PM   #22
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:37 PM   #23
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:18 PM   #24
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I still can't belive that....
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:21 AM   #25
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hahaha! I can't believe that! that is so fucking stupid! I mean, even a 7th grader will have the urge to do it. They don't need to b educated to learn about it. When they feel it, they'll know.
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:30 AM   #26
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Innocents or just pure fucked up?
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:40 AM   #27
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dumbasses like them shouldn't have kids anyway
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