From and American friend who will obviously be voting Democrat
4 more wars!Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
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Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good
guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
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Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
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The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
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>A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
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Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
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>The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
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>If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
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>A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
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>Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
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>HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
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>Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
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>A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense.. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy..
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>Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
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>The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
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>Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
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>You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashhahahahaha can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
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>What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
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>Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
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>Friends don't let friends vote Republican!
4 more wars!Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
>
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good
guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
>
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
>
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
>
>A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
>
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
>
>The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
>
>If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
>
>A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
>
>Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
>
>HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
>
>Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
>
>A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense.. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy..
>
>Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
>
>The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
>
>Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
>
>You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashhahahahaha can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
>
>What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
>
>Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
>
>Friends don't let friends vote Republican!
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