WTF? Man in petroleum jelly jam after failing to slide by police - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 05-18-2004, 08:56 AM

Now I feel that I am very NORMAL !!!!

What a crazy fuck.....

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May 17, 2004, 3:14 PM EDT

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Roger Chamberlain may have thought he managed to slide by police when he switched motels.

But when he was allegedly found a short while later glimmering from head to toe in petroleum jelly, authorities believed they had their man.

Chamberlain, 44, of McClean, Va., is accused of coating nearly every available surface in his room at the Motel 6 near Binghamton with the unctuous substance.

Then, after checking out, a cleaning crew discovered the gooey mess _ one that included mattresses, bedding, a television set, furniture, carpeting and towels all slathered with petroleum jelly.

Damage to the room and its contents was estimated at more than $1,000, and once police arrived, they found 14 empty petroleum jelly containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the trash can, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.

A short time later, a sheriff's deputy found Chamberlain in a room at another motel, his body smeared entirely in the greasy stuff, authorities said.

Chamberlain was charged with felony criminal mischief and ordered held in Broome County Jail.

Meanwhile, back at the Motel 6, the manager said Chamberlain's old room remains unusable.

Now, how many jars do you need to do this????

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-18-2004, 08:58 AM

WOw!

P-s-y-c-h-o

Wrestlingdiva · 05-18-2004, 08:59 AM

That is fucking funny shit!

It would have been better if they had found him with two vaseline coated midgets as well.

Only in NY!!!

JamesK · 05-18-2004, 09:00 AM

dumb.

Nysus · 05-18-2004, 09:02 AM

Haha. That's funny. I wonder if it's his first time doing it..

Cheers,
Matt

EviLGuY · 05-18-2004, 09:21 AM

Thats some funny shit.. people are strange. Its a fact.

Manowar · 05-18-2004, 09:27 AM

The Truth Is Out There.

PBucksLauren · 05-18-2004, 10:23 AM

Yeah heard about this it was actually on the radio! What a sick sick man.

Ashlee · 05-18-2004, 10:25 AM

that's physco

stephthegeek · 05-18-2004, 10:54 AM

Gah, those cheesy headlines drive me nuts.

I don't envy whoever ends up cleaning up that room

DR_PHIL · 05-18-2004, 10:55 AM

lool dumbasses

Morgan · 05-18-2004, 11:03 AM

and ive been trying to think of a new niche for days.

stay tuned for VaselINN.com heh

directfiesta · 05-18-2004, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
and ive been trying to think of a new niche for days.

stay tuned for VaselINN.com heh

or total- lubejob.com

wdsguy · 05-18-2004, 11:57 AM

lol weirdo

David! · 05-18-2004, 11:57 AM

Talk about a slimy bastard

Jer · 05-18-2004, 11:59 AM

I read about it some minutes ago but I couldn't find a link to the article in english

stevecore · 05-18-2004, 12:01 PM

McLean, VA?? That's my hometown! I'm now embarrassed an idiot like this came from my hood.

Firehorse · 05-19-2004, 06:29 AM

That's funny in a weird way!

born4porn · 05-19-2004, 07:36 AM

sick fucker

kmanrox · 05-19-2004, 07:48 AM

i can't say that i've never done something like that

NakedBo · 05-19-2004, 07:49 AM

That is funny shit! I wonder why he did that?

SWiTCH2 · 05-19-2004, 07:58 AM

His mugshot

http://www.mugshots.com/Favorites/Ro...hamberlain.htm

=^..^= · 05-19-2004, 08:05 AM

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.... they found 14 empty containers of Vaseline in the room, plus drug paraphernalia and cocaine residue.

guess that explains it

i woinder if he's the type pof guy who, as a kid , always wanted to squeeze the whole toothpaste tube in one go - or pull all the toilet roll off ? is so .. I'm screwed

kowntafit · 05-19-2004, 08:05 AM

I love these stories.

BuckLover · 05-19-2004, 02:30 PM

I heard that the police had been after him for years, apparently they let him slip through their fingers a couple of times before!

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-19-2004, 02:33 PM

what a wackjob!

scoreman · 05-19-2004, 03:30 PM

Everyone needs a hobby...

strats · 05-19-2004, 04:01 PM

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