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Sperm in my ass... Not sleeping in wet spot

05-17-2004, 05:48 PM

I have a male friend that I`ve been good friends with for several years and I know he is clean and we have unprotected sex.

Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.

1) After I suck his dick I get to squirt the jizz into his mouth.

2) He changes my bed sheats and takes them home and cleans them because I`m not sleeping in the wet spot. (When its over get out because I sleep alone.)

He says I`m being unreasonable and that he doesn`t know how to do laundry and won`t eat his own jizz. My comment is you got your fantasies I have mine and I`m not sleeping in an anal wetspot.

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05-17-2004, 05:49 PM

have you ever heard of a towel?
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05-17-2004, 05:50 PM

Thats an awful lot of sharing. Do you feel better now?
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05-17-2004, 05:51 PM

damn. What phantasies

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05-17-2004, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by detoxed
have you ever heard of a towel?

Sounds like shrimpin to me
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05-17-2004, 05:58 PM

ever heard of the phrase 'to much information' ?
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05-17-2004, 05:59 PM

You're actually going to ask for advice from here?

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05-17-2004, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by painintheass
I have a male friend that I`ve been good friends with for several years and I know he is clean and we have unprotected sex.

Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.

1) After I suck his dick I get to squirt the jizz into his mouth.

2) He changes my bed sheats and takes them home and cleans them because I`m not sleeping in the wet spot. (When its over get out because I sleep alone.)

He says I`m being unreasonable and that he doesn`t know how to do laundry and won`t eat his own jizz. My comment is you got your fantasies I have mine and I`m not sleeping in an anal wetspot.

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You need to compromise. Here is my two part plan:

1. If he cums in your ass there shouldn't be much left for you to spit in his mouth. Just make him kiss you afterwards. That will satisfy your urge for humiliating / degrading him without making him feel like a homo.

2. Make him strip the sheets and wash them at your house. That way you can watch him doing the laundry and call him your bitch, but he will be happy because he won't have to lug your sheets back to his place.
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05-17-2004, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by detoxed
have you ever heard of a towel?

Yea buddy, like I`m going to just lay there in one spot and let him climb on pump and climb off.

I own a queen size bed for a reason

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05-17-2004, 06:02 PM

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05-17-2004, 06:04 PM

Ok. Who owns the nick "painintheass"?
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05-17-2004, 06:07 PM

He doesn't know how to do laundry?
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05-17-2004, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by Shooter
He doesn't know how to do laundry?

He doesn't even have to do it manually, does he?
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05-17-2004, 06:12 PM

are you a guy?
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05-17-2004, 06:14 PM

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ever heard of the phrase 'to much information' ?

YEP!!!!
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05-17-2004, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Webasic
are you a guy?

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are you a guy?

Originally posted by Webasic
are you a guy?
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05-17-2004, 06:18 PM

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Thats an awful lot of sharing. Do you feel better now?

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05-17-2004, 06:19 PM

you dont have to have sex in bed, do it on the floor or the shower

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05-17-2004, 06:21 PM

Please be a little more descriptive!

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05-17-2004, 06:28 PM

If he doesn't want to agree with your fantasy, then forget it. he can blow his "thing" in somebody's ass.
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05-17-2004, 07:41 PM

I have a male friend that I`ve been good friends with for several years and I know he is clean and we have unprotected sex.

Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.
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05-17-2004, 07:44 PM

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05-17-2004, 07:45 PM

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are you a guy?

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05-17-2004, 07:46 PM

You're being unreasonable.

Please the man.

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05-17-2004, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by evildick
You need to compromise. Here is my two part plan:

1. If he cums in your ass there shouldn't be much left for you to spit in his mouth. Just make him kiss you afterwards. That will satisfy your urge for humiliating / degrading him without making him feel like a homo.

Is that the most degrading thing you can do to a man, kiss him after you have his cum in your mouth and make him taste it?

What other stuff do you guys find humiliating if a girl were to do them to you? What would make you feel degraded like you've been used and abused in a bad way?

Just wondering, that's all...
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05-17-2004, 08:17 PM

do what girls are supposed to do: take it in the ass and like it. or just have him blow a load on a towel/sock/floor. or tell him hes gotta wear a jimmy cap and blow a load in that, or go to the bathroom and squirt out your ass into the tub and then write "******* part duece" in the mess.
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05-17-2004, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by painintheass

Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.

So... he'll do an ass to mouth after he unloads in your ass... but won't kiss you after he nuts in your mouth.... This not making sense to anyone else?
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05-17-2004, 10:11 PM

You can always dump him and look for someone else! ;)

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05-17-2004, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by thehornydevil
So... he'll do an ass to mouth after he unloads in your ass... but won't kiss you after he nuts in your mouth.... This not making sense to anyone else?

I assume her ass to her mouth

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05-17-2004, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
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05-17-2004, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by WebTitan
ever heard of the phrase 'to much information' ?

i agree.. except 'to' should be 'too'

I dont need a sig.
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05-17-2004, 10:22 PM

I feel so much closer to you now PITA for all of that sharing with us!

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05-17-2004, 11:55 PM

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05-18-2004, 12:38 AM

Damn I need a fuck buddy like that... plus I'll clean your sheets

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05-18-2004, 12:44 AM

I think this is very gay.....or not

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05-18-2004, 12:45 AM

sleeping in the wetspoits suck
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05-18-2004, 12:50 AM

Don't, I repeat don't do it to each other if you wanna keep the relationship.

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05-18-2004, 12:55 AM

LOL

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05-18-2004, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by =^..^=
sleeping in the wetspoits suck
but there is an easy cure

SWALLOW!!!!!

Yuk.... she/he is talking about the wetspot is the bed after he cums in het ass.
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05-18-2004, 02:25 AM

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05-18-2004, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by Webasic
are you a guy?

Shit I even got emailed asking me what gender I am so let me make it clear.

NO!! I am not a man.
And before some asshole asks. YES I was even born a woman.

But on that note I am not a model. I hold the camera, not get in front of it.

I`m just a divorced, early 30s plain jane woman that owns her own house, enjoys her lfe alone and admits to only needing a man to change the oil in her car and to get laid.

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05-18-2004, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by newsdude
You can always dump him and look for someone else! ;)

Well this is just it. I`m not dating him. In fact I don`t date at all. I just have a few male friends I call every so often.

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05-18-2004, 03:15 AM

--answered already--

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05-18-2004, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by dougeetx
I feel so much closer to you now PITA for all of that sharing with us!

You know I have to admit I have a thing for shocking people. It`s really a bad habit of mine.

And I owe it to my French Catholic roots.

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05-18-2004, 03:34 AM

Originally posted by jpwhits
you dont have to have sex in bed, do it on the floor or the shower

No option.

Right after that, she'll fall asleep (on the floor or in the shower).
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05-18-2004, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by AnalProbe
No option.

Right after that, she'll fall asleep (on the floor or in the shower).

LOL

Fucking eh!! You have no idea just how right you are. Soon as I hear the door hit him in the ass I go right to sleep. "You had your fun and I had mine so get the fuck out of my bed and house and I`ll call you the next time I need you."

Nothing personal. I just don`t want or need any damn man telling me what to do.

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05-18-2004, 08:47 AM

were you always this way? or did your ex husband cheat on you to turn you into this "men are only good to fuck" kind of person

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05-18-2004, 09:13 AM

yes its true pain in the ass, why dont you just take a bath after that lol
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