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  • painintheass
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 838
    #1

    Sperm in my ass... Not sleeping in wet spot

    I have a male friend that I`ve been good friends with for several years and I know he is clean and we have unprotected sex.

    Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.

    1) After I suck his dick I get to squirt the jizz into his mouth.

    2) He changes my bed sheats and takes them home and cleans them because I`m not sleeping in the wet spot. (When its over get out because I sleep alone.)

    He says I`m being unreasonable and that he doesn`t know how to do laundry and won`t eat his own jizz. My comment is you got your fantasies I have mine and I`m not sleeping in an anal wetspot.

    Pain in the ass
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    • detoxed
      vip member
      • Jan 2003
      • 17798
      #2
      have you ever heard of a towel?

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        • EviLGuY
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2003
          • 12745
          #3
          Thats an awful lot of sharing. Do you feel better now?

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            • JOKER
              Facit Omnia Voluntas
              • Apr 2003
              • 2105
              #4



              damn. What phantasies


              Whatever floats your boat


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                • TAMPA_TOKER
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 1907
                  #5
                  Originally posted by detoxed
                  have you ever heard of a towel?

                  Sounds like shrimpin to me

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                    • WebTitan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 5114
                      #6
                      ever heard of the phrase 'to much information' ?

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                        • NaughtyAlysha
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 1843
                          #7
                          You're actually going to ask for advice from here?
                          Last edited by NaughtyAlysha; 05-17-2004, 06:00 PM.


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                            • evildick
                              #8
                              Originally posted by painintheass
                              I have a male friend that I`ve been good friends with for several years and I know he is clean and we have unprotected sex.

                              Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.

                              1) After I suck his dick I get to squirt the jizz into his mouth.

                              2) He changes my bed sheats and takes them home and cleans them because I`m not sleeping in the wet spot. (When its over get out because I sleep alone.)

                              He says I`m being unreasonable and that he doesn`t know how to do laundry and won`t eat his own jizz. My comment is you got your fantasies I have mine and I`m not sleeping in an anal wetspot.

                              Pain in the ass
                              You need to compromise. Here is my two part plan:

                              1. If he cums in your ass there shouldn't be much left for you to spit in his mouth. Just make him kiss you afterwards. That will satisfy your urge for humiliating / degrading him without making him feel like a homo.

                              2. Make him strip the sheets and wash them at your house. That way you can watch him doing the laundry and call him your bitch, but he will be happy because he won't have to lug your sheets back to his place.

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                                • painintheass
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 838
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by detoxed
                                  have you ever heard of a towel?
                                  Yea buddy, like I`m going to just lay there in one spot and let him climb on pump and climb off.

                                  I own a queen size bed for a reason

                                  Pain in the ass

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                                    • Jer
                                      God is Brazilian
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 10601
                                      #10
                                      "I thought porn people were the cleanest people in the world." - Lara Roxx

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                                        • Jer
                                          God is Brazilian
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 10601
                                          #11
                                          Ok. Who owns the nick "painintheass"?

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                                            • Shooter
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 2842
                                              #12
                                              He doesn't know how to do laundry?

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                                                • reynold
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Shooter
                                                  He doesn't know how to do laundry?

                                                  He doesn't even have to do it manually, does he?

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                                                    • Webasic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 1889
                                                      #14
                                                      are you a guy?

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                                                        • fatal attraction
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 6522
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by WebTitan
                                                          ever heard of the phrase 'to much information' ?
                                                          YEP!!!!

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