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Sarah_Jayne · 05-17-2004, 05:28 AM

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

llabtaem · 05-17-2004, 05:29 AM

LOL! What a couple of spaghetti heads

nige · 05-17-2004, 05:29 AM

Unbelievable..

arial · 05-17-2004, 05:29 AM

Brainwashed...

ocho-ocho · 05-17-2004, 05:34 AM

really? weird huh, havent they feel anything whenever they sleep together? or they never have slept together...amazing!

MaDalton · 05-17-2004, 05:39 AM

this is one of the most stupid things i heard in my life - religion should be forbidden

JFK · 05-17-2004, 05:39 AM

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Originally posted by ocho-ocho
really? weird huh, havent they feel anything whenever they sleep together? or they never have slept together...amazing!

they were probably praying , Oh Lord please dont let me have impure thoughts

TheMob · 05-17-2004, 05:46 AM

i doubt that story's true, why would they visit a fertility clinic if they were so religious.. wouldn't they just assume god doesn't want them to have children? wouldn't they have talked about their situation with friends?

give me a fucking break.

mind · 05-17-2004, 05:46 AM

ROFL... now thats quality news Sarah

rowan · 05-17-2004, 05:47 AM

The guy would have had to jerk it to test his sperm count, so he obviously has hormones. Does sound pretty unlikely...

NiTe-HaWk · 05-17-2004, 05:48 AM

That is messed up if it is true but like The Mob said it probably isn't

VeriSexy · 05-17-2004, 05:50 AM

That is messed, doctor should give them a few porn videos

TheMob · 05-17-2004, 05:50 AM

and would a clinic's PR guy really use the word 'retard'?

why would something like this even show up on the news - aren't doctors in germany subject to professional discretion?

polish_aristocrat · 05-17-2004, 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

lol

so how do they thought people get kids ?

Sarah_Jayne · 05-17-2004, 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
and would a clinic's PR guy really use the word 'retard'?

why would something like this even show up on the news - aren't doctors in germany subject to professional discretion?

i did wonder about the use of the term but then I also thought perhaps it was a translation and the person doing the translation picked the word.

quantum-x · 05-17-2004, 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
lol

so how do they thought people get kids ?

David! · 05-17-2004, 06:32 AM

LOL
PussyMan will teach 'em how to make little ones

zzgundamnzz · 05-17-2004, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
i doubt that story's true, why would they visit a fertility clinic if they were so religious.. wouldn't they just assume god doesn't want them to have children? wouldn't they have talked about their situation with friends?

give me a fucking break.

I agree, I smell Bullshit. Looks like the fertility clinic just wants free publicity.

If they really don't know how to have sex how the hell would they know to go to a fertility clinic?

neewwman · 05-17-2004, 06:41 AM

Reminds me of a good joke, though:

A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

JFK · 05-17-2004, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Reminds me of a good joke, though:

A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

he h e he he

dougeetx · 05-17-2004, 06:47 AM

Ummm....I guess they still believe in the stork theory, huh?

mediaglow · 05-17-2004, 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by VeriSexy
That is messed, doctor should give them a few porn videos

As long as the movies does not contain facials, then they will never get it...

neewwman · 05-17-2004, 06:49 AM

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Originally posted by mediaglow
As long as the movies does not contain facials, then they will never get it...

Yeah, they need an internal cumshot video.

cool1 · 05-17-2004, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Reminds me of a good joke, though:

A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

thanks for the laugh

StRoGE · 05-17-2004, 06:53 AM

I'll bet they had a blast when they finally did figure it out though!

Roald · 05-17-2004, 06:55 AM

Thats what you get when you put all pornsites behind an avs

Easton · 05-17-2004, 06:56 AM

people that stupid should NOT be parents

TheMob · 05-17-2004, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Reminds me of a good joke, though:

A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

hehe, thanks for the laugh

macker · 05-17-2004, 07:24 AM

Oh dear

The Heron · 05-17-2004, 08:38 AM

Good, that religion is gonna die out pretty quick i think!

Webasic · 05-17-2004, 08:44 AM

EviLGuY · 05-17-2004, 08:53 AM

I have trouble believing that in this day and age.. they been living in a cave someplace?

Martin · 05-17-2004, 09:07 AM

These people shouldn't have kids.

Manowar · 05-17-2004, 09:10 AM

Religion fucks people up

tranza · 05-17-2004, 09:12 AM

Someone should send them some extreme hardcore DVD....

Jer · 05-17-2004, 09:16 AM

It's all about spontaneous generation.

count blingula · 05-17-2004, 09:17 AM

TweetyBird · 05-17-2004, 09:48 AM

weird

Lucy · 05-17-2004, 09:52 AM

such a dumbasses

iFliPcEss · 05-17-2004, 09:55 AM

stupid, even retardate will surely knew the feeling

Ron2k1 · 05-17-2004, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
I have trouble believing that in this day and age.. they been living in a cave someplace?

Even cavemen knew how to have sex

KMR Stitch · 05-17-2004, 10:00 AM

Some people should not reproduce!

M_M · 05-17-2004, 10:03 AM

change your nick to sarah_ananova

Trixie Racer · 05-17-2004, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Reminds me of a good joke, though:

A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

ROTFLMAO!

alexg · 05-17-2004, 10:11 AM

omg, that's too funny!!

asuna · 05-17-2004, 10:15 AM

I don't think they should be having kids...

Fletch XXX · 05-17-2004, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Some people should not reproduce!

exactly.

mandatory licenses to procreate.

these dumb fucking peopple should not be ALLOWED to even HAVE children.

are these the type of people that SHOULD be bringing kids into this world?

No, why should they?

One more christian mouth we have to try and shut up one day.

dont let them breed, the WORLD pays in the long run.

Nysus · 05-17-2004, 10:18 AM

Yeehaw.

Cheers,
Matt

Corleone · 05-17-2004, 10:20 AM

wow.. unbeliveable

wdsguy · 05-17-2004, 10:20 AM

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Childless couple told to try sex Childless couple told to try sex A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex. The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests. Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving. A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?". "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

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